A Sign Of Impending Doom Compilation
ACxDC
Single • 2011
2 Tracks
ACxDC
Single • 2011
Don't fuck with Turtles They know karate Don't take their pizza if you value your body They may be vegan They may be straightedge But if you mess with splinter they'll cut off your head Shredder & Krang They really suck These Ninja Turtles are gonna fuck them up They cannot watch rated R movies But they can beat up genetic freaks April O'neil treats them real nice Because when she has pizza she gives them a slice Of course it's tofutti with dairy free cheese The meats are all fake as well as the anchovies Fuck fucking shredder Long live turtle power
Submitted by Warbringer — Feb 20, 2026
Facial hair it gets me real wet The way it feels against my chest The way the hair pokes my chin & tickles me on my skin I can imagine the face of Jesus Slowly moving to give me head Sexual fantasies of biblical figures Men with beards give me a shiver
Submitted by Warbringer — Feb 20, 2026
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