He Had It Coming

Harry The Destroyer Met Lloyd The Wicked Their union Was of Satanic Proportions Consider this A story of carnage Of a journey to Aspen They went to find Miss Samsonite She was the love of their lives On the way they met some babes Then Lloyd set himself ablaze Responsible for destroying Gave a dead bird to a blind kid Have a horrible sense of fashion The diarrhea flowed out of his asshole

Submitted by Warbringer — Feb 20, 2026

10,000 years of civilization Culminate in the exploitation Of all men & all women Of the Earth & all things living & all knowledge Is now censored Of our once Wild nature To be replaced With shows like Survivor & all mating patterns On Discovery Channel Herded into apartments & then into their graves Death spare not the tiger Or the human race

Submitted by Warbringer — Feb 20, 2026

Anti-Christ Demon Core

Submitted by Warbringer — Feb 20, 2026

Jack Trippin' he's our man If he can't do it, no one can Jack Trippin' Three's company Remote Control & Eight Rules Fucking ruled Jack Trippin' Our fallen hero Is now gone You died Of a heart attack

Submitted by Warbringer — Feb 20, 2026

Princess Leia don't be scared I'll get whoever did that to your hair I am Chewbacca I fix the robots Don't call me Chewy It hurts my feelings Dammit Skywalker get out of the picture Don't you see I wish to mate with your sister I am Chewbacca I fix the robots Don't call me Chewy It hurts my feelings

Submitted by Warbringer — Feb 20, 2026

We kill Christians We're Satanic We kill Christians We're Satanic Fuck religion

Submitted by Warbringer — Feb 20, 2026