The Second Coming

We're just gonna have to agree to disagree You say San Diego & I say San Diago Hey everybody come see how good I look How self centered I am & egotistical I am trapped behind a mustache I'm a goddamn glass case of emotion Unique New York How now brown cow We've been coming to the same party For 12 years now & it's not depressing I don't know just how to put this But people know me I'm kind of a big deal Milk was a bad idea Milk was a terrible choice

Submitted by Warbringer — Feb 20, 2026

Traveling across the world Giving up all of their comforts Pursuing all their dreams Immigrant Flight of the Conchords Jemaine weilder of the axe guitar Bret bass master extraordinaire Traveling across the world Giving up all of their comforts Pursuing all their dreams Immigrant Flight of the Conchords No work to pay the bills No fans to help the cause No family to call their own

Submitted by Warbringer — Feb 20, 2026

You spread your filth like a disease Your home is Hell your mind is weak You bite & tear the hand that feeds You only live for selfish means Gave up on our hopes & dreams Only care about yourself The more & more I try it seems The more & more that I just fail Fucking hate all of you For coming into my life Making me believe in you All your bullshit & your lies No feelings For vile humans Fucking worthless Pieces of shit

Submitted by Warbringer — Feb 20, 2026

Why so fucking serious? With doctor prescribed happiness Now buried with Joker face No more need for corpse paint Enemy Of the Dark Knight Swallowed up Into the night No matter your celebrity wealth You face death & personal Hell I wait for your untimely death Fuck with drugs in peace you'll rest

Submitted by Warbringer — Feb 20, 2026

Jersey Shore fucks In Speedo trunks Spray on tans Hair spray & fist pumps I hope your tanning bed Gets locked with you inside of it We have got a grenade About to blow this situation Reality television Feeding bullshit to the children What your kind is in need of Plastic surgery with a shotgun

Submitted by Warbringer — Feb 20, 2026

Jesus is the enemy His pederast is molesting He licks those balls so goddamn clean We must defeat his bowling team Do you see what happens when you Fuck a stranger in the the ass Walter Sobchak Went overseas Saw the death of His buddies so You & I can Drink our coffee In this country Oh so freely

Submitted by Warbringer — Feb 20, 2026