Agoraphobic Nosebleed
Album • 2003
Roll down the window, I need a breath of fresh shit. Assume the worst, and be amazed to disgust. There is really no preparing yourself, no day is without incident anymore. Action is bad acting. Everything's a fuckin' hassle. Tomorrow you'll care less. How can this nonsense be a tragedy? What's to feel? Fuck you for even making me have to think today.
Submitted by Infernal Flame — Apr 22, 2025
Noah Bin Laden- introducing contraband insect and animal species into areas devoid of natural predators. Natural selection is fought out in defoliated forests; future nature begins to flourish and everything begins to change.
Palillo fuera de su lengueta. Ten-year-old Puerto Rican girl who already fuckin' swallows.
Submitted by NecroGod — Apr 22, 2025
Examples of barbarism, miss what you mock. Slight pause to vomit. Advocating organ harvesting, equal opportunity destroyer. Spontaneous combustion.
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Apr 22, 2025
Impulses to self-destruction the need for better body armor is ever increasing. Shooting blindly into the crowd.
Submitted by BloodShrine — Apr 22, 2025
Your kids are gonna fry like bacon (Baby mummies) No, you understand me fine! (Ancient Slavonics) Read this back to me, I'll give you a straight A. Look like I'm smiling? It's a smirk. (Guilty as charged)
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Apr 22, 2025
This is complete nihilism, wrapped in a Zionist plot. With exploding school buses.
Submitted by Warbringer — Apr 22, 2025
In other cultures, death is more artistic. And probably a lot more fun.
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Apr 22, 2025
Every Sunday your mother is dragging your ballbag off to goalie god's green pussy.
Submitted by Infernal Flame — Apr 22, 2025
I remember feeling like this all the time. Copters and vultures, sacred tradition. Pumping for years to come:
Submitted by SerpentEve — Apr 22, 2025
Squeezing his white banana blue in your quivering rump. His body lice devour your ass crack.
Submitted by Nargaroth — Apr 22, 2025
Chaos has something special. Hit the curb hard, just as intended. Vitality, balance, perfect control. 40-degree cooler. Absolute right, wrong intention.
Submitted by Cyberwaste — Apr 22, 2025
Japanese rabbi mixing liquid LSD and baby formula to pump into infants like nipple-fed Pokemon. Drunk with the power to summon money from their captivated and confused prey. Pocketing the middle class American monster.
Submitted by Celtic Frost — Apr 22, 2025
Your mother's a drive by blowjob on a bicycle peddling her ass all over town. Ho sweet ho, it's all about her cash sniffin' nose.
Submitted by Corpse Defiler — Apr 22, 2025
False teeth and a rubber hammer white plastic shield. Bring the kids a cute souvenir.
Submitted by Cyberwaste — Apr 22, 2025
I'll be banging drugs into my skull 'til I'm fucking retarded and my accountability has found it's resolve.
Submitted by Morgoth — Apr 22, 2025
Just a Disney ride to work on the right combination of drugs.
Submitted by Morgoth — Apr 22, 2025
Ratfink asshole, sellin' us out. Mummification: Callin' you out. No one's bailin' you out. Corpse disposal. Been a long time comin'. Let the games begin!
Submitted by Corpse Defiler — Apr 22, 2025
Death in installments, you start fuckin' dying the day you're fuckin' born.
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Apr 22, 2025
Searching for the locator tooth, kidnapper removes the teeth in a youth with a chisel and mallet before fucking the youth in the face. Shattered teeth found in New Jersey dumpster.
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Apr 22, 2025
aum shinrikyo
Submitted by Cyberwaste — Apr 22, 2025
the protocols of the elders of Zion
Submitted by Infernal Flame — Apr 22, 2025
the Tokyo subway gassing
Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Apr 22, 2025
the star of David
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Apr 22, 2025
shintaro ishihara and the rape of nanking in world war two
Submitted by Celtic Frost — Apr 22, 2025
Mahikari; the Japanese new religion that proclaimed itself the leader of a Chosen People that opened the gates to Aum, who is planning a coming global Armageddon.
Submitted by Pestilence — Apr 22, 2025
Nerve gas, low frequency infra-sound beams.
Submitted by Infernal Flame — Apr 22, 2025
Japan's Aum doomsday cult, that masterminded the fatal nerve gas attack on Tokyo subways, considered spraying the drug LSD from the sky.
Submitted by Corpse Grinder — Apr 22, 2025
The Aum ShinriKyo (Aum Supreme Truth Sect) first started studying the powerful hallucinogenic LSD as a kind of chemical weapon it might use during an armed revolt.
Submitted by MetalElf — Apr 22, 2025
The sect was making LSD, mescaline, amphetamines, and other illegal drugs at the cult's facilities.
Submitted by Pestilence — Apr 22, 2025
Aum spiritual leader Shoko Asahara ordered the production of the drugs as part of his strategy to control members of the cult.
Submitted by NecroGod — Apr 22, 2025
LSD, amphetamines and some sort of exotic dopamine agonist.
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Apr 22, 2025
The book of the dead is a trip and the apocalypse describes mescaline experience.
Submitted by Corpse Grinder — Apr 22, 2025
We can cut enemy communications and cook internal organs. It feels like Jesus Christ is touching my heart.
Submitted by NecroLord — Apr 22, 2025
Trading pussy heaven up for Immaculate Conception.
Submitted by Corpse Grinder — Apr 22, 2025
Ass of man tempts Eve.
Submitted by Immortal — Apr 22, 2025
Eve grows huge dick and fucks snake.
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Apr 22, 2025
Snake coils around a piece of shit stuck in the colon of an old roman.
Submitted by MetalElf — Apr 22, 2025
Blackbeard the Santa tosses the old roman a Greek salad.
Submitted by Infernal Flame — Apr 22, 2025
Ass jocks suck off Boston hardcore.
Submitted by Warbringer — Apr 22, 2025
Boston hardcore closes its unsigned eyes and pretends it's Aaron and Mark sucking their fucking dicks.
Submitted by Finntroll — Apr 22, 2025
Sodomite warms the ass of cooked lamb.
Submitted by Grave666 — Apr 22, 2025
Lamb chop placed across the ass crack of the sweet Virgin Mary.
Submitted by Immortal — Apr 22, 2025
Banquet in the honor of sweet Mary mother of god's garnered virgin rump.
Submitted by Corpse Grinder — Apr 22, 2025
We all take a turn, Matt Jacobson blows a peanut.
Submitted by Nargaroth — Apr 22, 2025
Immaculate defecation. Covered in semen the blue-eyed demon Jesus is born from the cunt of a gay whore.
Submitted by Morgoth — Apr 22, 2025
Altered States of America in water cooler warfare with an unseen enemy. Heat-flashes on the job, it's back to the water cooler, drinking more and more. At home tripping balls behind the wheel of a sixteen car pile up.
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Apr 22, 2025
A young child when sodomized will shut down all systems. A young infant who is sodomized immediately goes to sleep.
Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Apr 22, 2025
The child went on to talk about pooh pooh and pee pee in the mouth.
Submitted by Immortal — Apr 22, 2025
The children discuss cannabalism, eating dead bodies. Eating body parts:
Submitted by MetalElf — Apr 22, 2025
They implanted bombs in their stomachs and then they started to talk their tummies would feel funny. They knew the bombs were activated.
Submitted by Corpse Grinder — Apr 22, 2025
This track is instrumental.
Every person west of the Nile herded in a mass northern migration. Humanity huddled freezing dick in the most useless corners of the world. Standing in snow and human shit.
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Apr 22, 2025
The Christian Science fund is why one in three people in Africa have AIDS. Help fund queer missionary workers' pedophilic rape vacations, fuckin' the slaves of God's charity. Ethopian boy making out with Jesus covered in white blood and red semen.
Submitted by johnmansley — Apr 22, 2025
(Hallucinating back to the event of birth. Slowly regressing into primitive stages of human evolution: and beyond.)
Submitted by johnmansley — Apr 22, 2025
Red blowing out of ass and mouth Let the dog DIE alone.
Submitted by Morgoth — Apr 22, 2025
Mescaline kimono, chili peppers. Woman fucked by wolf.
Sleeping at funerals, puking at parades. You need the bullet and the gun.
Submitted by Pestilence — Apr 22, 2025
I do it and I feel real sad, real bad: then I rise- cleansed!
Submitted by johnmansley — Apr 22, 2025
Crubling graffiti. Doom and siesta time.
Submitted by MetalElf — Apr 22, 2025
This track is instrumental.
Everyone's someone's biggest mistake they ever made. Get in touch with me, I could be yours.
Submitted by SerpentEve — Apr 22, 2025
We have a deadly biological weapon. Send us money courtesy of Relapse Records Upper Darby, Philadelphia, PA
Submitted by SerpentEve — Apr 22, 2025
With every song on this CD you will feel more and more compelled to lose faith in yourself and in everything around you.
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Apr 22, 2025
Fuckin' fag. Kill 'em, kill the fuckin' Indian.
Submitted by Corpse Defiler — Apr 22, 2025
Black metal is gay as a Catholic priest slouching toward Gomorrah. Face painted like Gene Simmons at Halloween with a tongue up some kids rump looking for candy. Put down that seven string and get a fuckin' job you tired-looking homo, Goth hand-banging geek.
Submitted by Morgoth — Apr 22, 2025
Don't think, you're a fuckin' idiot.
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Apr 22, 2025
Losing my domestication, like a tab in the ocean. I hump like a fuckin' whale and piss wherever I want. Thar' she blows from my fuckin' dick hole, rolling down a rubber as old as the Dead Sea scrolls. Mermaid with AIDS call in the fuckin' fleet, chicken cunt in a sea of fresh white meat.
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Apr 22, 2025
If your ass is in this house it's my ass.
Submitted by NecroGod — Apr 22, 2025
Black and Hispanic newborns for as low as a thousand dollars. All shots- spayed and neutered.
Submitted by Grave666 — Apr 22, 2025
We have psychedelic shotguns, mystical weapons for Hindus, Buddhists, Jews and Christians.
Submitted by NecroGod — Apr 22, 2025
Kick the shit out of you.
Submitted by Nargaroth — Apr 22, 2025
You can wear all their clothes, and watch all the same TV shows. Little spots of you dripping down into the dust. You can't even form a reflection in the mirror anymore.
Submitted by NecroLord — Apr 22, 2025
Dimensional gates align choking while living.
Submitted by NecroGod — Apr 22, 2025
This track is instrumental.
I'm big. I whack off in the heat. I'm real macho. Master Yoda here I come. The Yoda puppet's out on loan, but the guy who played the robot might be available for work. Somebody will do it to you. And if they don't, you will.
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Apr 22, 2025
"What do you do with it?" Just shut up and take it man. Put it on your tongue.
Submitted by BloodShrine — Apr 22, 2025
Overflowed, doomed on my tiny cross.
Submitted by Nargaroth — Apr 22, 2025
Proving your heterosexual credentials.
Submitted by NecroLord — Apr 22, 2025
Vomit on a wino's whiskers, the savage nomad shits himself standing up.
Submitted by Pestilence — Apr 22, 2025
Most were heavyset feeling bad yellow with age armchair is gone.
Submitted by Grave666 — Apr 22, 2025
I'm here today to blast the two people that came to grieve your passing.
Submitted by Corpse Grinder — Apr 22, 2025
You've always had a tampon hanging halfway out your ass you fuckin' motherless cunt.
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Apr 22, 2025
Crack my fucking dog's head wide open. Dogs just like a fuckin' woman, hit 'em and they just love you more.
Submitted by The Void — Apr 22, 2025
Caucasian Russian newborns for as low as $5000 with dual U.S./Canadian citizenship.
Submitted by Cyberwaste — Apr 22, 2025
There's so much money in guns and drugs I could have anyone killed with a phone call. South American women being torn apart by huge cats for my masturbatory amusement. Nothing like paying for a four thousand dollar boob job on a third world slut and have it ravaged by albino tigers. While having another slut on your dick trying to disprove her expandability.
Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Apr 22, 2025
Dropped that pigeon six fucking stories trying to see if bullshit can fly. It was like blood pouring off a roof onto an El Camino. It was amazing he was still fuckin' alive.
Submitted by Pestilence — Apr 22, 2025
Bipartisan dictatorship devising the economic plan. Benefiting the greedy, conveniently excluding the working man.
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Apr 22, 2025
Holy Roman orgy, fondlers of the cloth. Catholic schools i.d. possible elementary level queer stock. Gay, shamed and guilted over to god, slipping the white collar over fresh cock. This is the semen of your salvation, bent over the fuckin' cross.
Submitted by Nargaroth — Apr 22, 2025
I gave you a chance at reprisal, and you didn't take it. I am going to send you to hell.
Submitted by SerpentEve — Apr 22, 2025
The gratification of the ego Oge eht fo noitacifitarg eht. The gratification of the ego Oge eht fo noitacifitarg eht.
Submitted by johnmansley — Apr 22, 2025
You can talk to the police, you can talk to the press, you can talk to the politicians- I don't care man. What we're doing here is so bizarre; no one will ever believe you.
Submitted by Nargaroth — Apr 22, 2025
They will slit the throat of a goat and slit it's bowels open. And you will either have sex with a crucified young girl on a cross or a half rotted corpse.
Submitted by Pestilence — Apr 22, 2025
From scientific theory on mongrel idiocy to eugenic pedigree. Mixing the race out of the test tube in lab based baby creation. True scientific excellence removes the prejudice in the future breeding of good strong American stock.
I was getting my cock sucked when the plane collided into the second tower. She spit my nut up and wiped her mouth with the American flag.
Submitted by Celtic Frost — Apr 22, 2025
I prefer starting forest fires to the company of others. Fuck acceptance for this crap sake of breathing. Investing in friends to be some freeloading turd with a never-ending burn to save face.
Submitted by Nargaroth — Apr 22, 2025
I know how to kill an army of one, with some Malaysian monkey cunt. Armed and horny, veteran of a foreign veneral disease.
Submitted by Warbringer — Apr 22, 2025
Opening a letter bomb with a light saber so you can feel the force. Ashes and anthrax slowly settle on unused technology. The age has come to invoke catastrophe on the sand people.
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Apr 22, 2025
Rifle through your desk from a hundred yards away, camouflaged in pigeon shit, high on the tower of brotherly love. A hopeless romantic, Cupid's arrow seeds itself in splintered mahogany.
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Apr 22, 2025
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