Agoraphobic Nosebleed
Album • 2002
We have developed a drug that makes women substitute eating with sex; another drug turns harmless people into wild beasts.
Submitted by NecroLord — Apr 22, 2025
You're real gay about pussy. Your bitch has got you looking in a magazine for clothes. Homo. All I'm buying a bitch is a bag of shit to choke on. You better get that bitch to suck you - you queer trick, you rouge spear, you bitch's handbag full of money. She's in your wallet all the way up to the elbow.
Submitted by Celtic Frost — Apr 22, 2025
This is as far as I come ever. Most everything's nonsense now. Confusion has replaced amusement. More worthless wonders of the world to confuse our libido. I need to sleep not feel. I'm not there, not here. An unwashed cock at a point in time and space where pussy is your asshole and the hurt is acute.
Submitted by Morgoth — Apr 22, 2025
Eucharist bagged like Dixie cups. In a Chinese grocery, net to the fucking Wontons. A strong pimp hand loosens the fronts and widens the gap. Same pliers used in a nose job on another whore. Fuck it! I'm fucked up let's do this shit. Every person in here is dead - for no good reason - right fucking now.
Submitted by Infernal Flame — Apr 22, 2025
I don't fuck bitches anymore; I make them watch me massage myself till I cum in my hand. Belt them with my payload across the mouth. Real men don't just blow loads on Jane Doe, they grind them in.
Submitted by Immortal — Apr 22, 2025
Ripped into consciousness... a sideways knowing banter. Administer the forecast. Shooting upwards towards utopia. Circuit breaker flipped, canceling the ride. Mouthful of gravel.
Submitted by BloodShrine — Apr 22, 2025
You fucking killed yourself, slit your wrists with my fucking car. I hope you felt real fuckin' stupid on the way to the emergency room. I had to fix the window you smashed, but I'll never wash the bloodstains from the floor mats. Fucking dead queer. I hope you feel real fucking dumb.
Submitted by Celtic Frost — Apr 22, 2025
Utter abomination. Manipulate the circumstance to gain a stranglehold to your pathetic existence. You don't... you aren't... Take every opportunity to stop you dead in your tracks, crush and smash every purpose you had into the ground. You're going down. Piss on and extinguish your oxygen-stealing life. I'll be the stomach-block in your life. You aren't shit to me.
Submitted by Corpse Defiler — Apr 22, 2025
Eight ball in the corner pocket - it's the only one left. Pressure builds to finalize expansion. Invert for details, try again. No one's looking...
Submitted by Morgoth — Apr 22, 2025
Concussion doesn't sideline, but recharges. Now you're in a world of shit. Listen to the night as it hovers overhead, can you hear it laughing? Draw the joker card... how did that get back in the deck? Scowl mask removed from back pocket. The tighter the fit, the better.
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Apr 22, 2025
Hang the Pope, hang the Pope, hang the Pope Hang the Pope, hang the Pope, hang the Pope Hang him with a fucking rope. Hang the Pope, hang the Pope, hang the Pope Hang the Pope, hang the Pope, hang the Pope Hang him with a fucking rope. Let's go to the Vatican, get him out of bed. Put the noose around his neck. And hang him 'til he's dead.
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Nov 07, 2025
Seemed like a good idea at the time. Bone's here, bones there... Marrow fucking everywhere. You're fired, Clown.
Submitted by SerpentEve — Apr 22, 2025
My head's a fucking machine gun. I destroy everything I put my eyes on. Every time I see you I turn you to a pile of red shit. You're a Christian orgasm. Pack the bong, it's time to reload. Going to light your ass up again, till smoke drifts from my eyes...
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Apr 22, 2025
Rusted shut, drop-kicked and ignored - on the way to Paradise's gutter. Days turn to weeks turn to months turn to years. Pile on the runoff, increase the divide.
Submitted by SerpentEve — Apr 22, 2025
Backtrack - think about where you were. Laser white - from the flashlight - only clouding the matter. Insert dead batteries and move forward... remembering.
Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Apr 22, 2025
Battering ram onslaught - causing trauma on many levels. Why don't you yell a little more? Here, let me profile you Mr. Jackass... Little, unprepared and running out of time.
Submitted by Morgoth — Apr 22, 2025
Overabundance causes confusion of time versus necessity. Hurry, only 6 seconds to go. Repeat as necessary.
Submitted by Morgoth — Apr 22, 2025
You let me hit you, so I won't touch the children. So how hard do I have to fuckin' beat you to have a crack at the kids? Looks like you fell down the stairs on the way to the hospital again - and not soon enough. I have a coat hanger abortion lined up for our six year old sweet little princess. Before the bandages come off your eyes.
Submitted by MetalElf — Apr 22, 2025
You're my fucking grandmother you panty pissing dyke whore. Counting your records again. Too bad you're hot little crap ain't getting us high. Too bad you ain't into me fucking your girl - I guess we can't hang out. I know you understand. I know you understand what it's like.
Submitted by Corpse Defiler — Apr 22, 2025
Project Sodom and Gomorrah. AIDS and its homosexual host are to be genetically altered out of existence to heterosexual perfections. Science, like government and God, is not big on being queer.
Submitted by Warbringer — Apr 22, 2025
The further away from the human race the better I feel. I'd rather starve and live on the edges of nowhere than do anything at all. I don't like to be near them, when someone even brushes against me in a crowd I react. Till you open up a can of cat food you're going to be burnt. I'd rather starve and live on the edges of nowhere than do anything at all. One more beer I'll take you all, all of you...
Submitted by Corpse Grinder — Apr 22, 2025
This track is instrumental.
We are experimenting with a drug that creates delusions of grandeur...
Submitted by Corpse Grinder — Apr 22, 2025
I had hoped for more of a struggle from this world as it died years ago. Corpses still feeling good about a fifty-dollar blowjob. Corpse still pussy-crapping ADD-encoded stillbirth. Corpses still going dancing. Cell phones all going off at once. Looking fucking retarded for fucking retards. Hustling up a cold necrophiliac fuck.
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Apr 22, 2025
Thaw the Quaaludes from Disney's cryogenic husk. Lift the curtains, flip up the skirt. Let's have a look at that old cunt. Sarin nerve gas and the four noble truths, rebirth and again raised the infinite idiot. Path leading to corpse, to cunt, to bio-terror catalyst. Sending it all to Shiva in an envelope covered in anti-Semitic and Muslim graffiti. All I want is to be on the winning team.
Always bringing shit up. Why don't you go fuck yourself you queer blowjob. You monkey green prick, I bet you'd eat a big bowl of asshole. Blowing your nose in a shit slit.
Submitted by Grave666 — Apr 22, 2025
Your pussy's a sand box full of cat shit that no spade or white pail would move. Sword swallowing is relaxing your throat, breathing through your nose - trying not to scrape against the blade. Let the dick shit or get off smoking my pot, my smoke isn't greener than the money it costs.
Submitted by MetalElf — Apr 22, 2025
I stare out my window and into yours. Looking for something to fuck myself to. Either change the channel or pull the fuckin' shade. It's all bad t.v. with nothing but bad t.v. in-between. Why the fuck do you even exist?
Submitted by Grave666 — Apr 22, 2025
I blew the ambulance up, so no once could survive. I'm fucking stupid like that. I'm a fucking anus. These are the balls you lick forever. And ever. And ever. Ambulance burning, school bus is burning - the whole fucking block is on fire in this just lesser hell.
Submitted by Corpse Defiler — Apr 22, 2025
Detachable mindset. Fusing of the forked tongue. Collective behavior. The sweat of fascism. Someone give these dogmatic bastards a bath. Servitude / genocide. Rise Gilgamesh. Mulatto demigod. Novas Urdu Seclurum. 5 band genetic equalizer. A sound so tan. A skin so soft. All you'll want to do is fuck.
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Apr 22, 2025
Thank you for your purchase and helping to fund the creation of enough liquid LSD a week to contaminate the New York city water supply for the next ten years. The timetable has been set. The gift of sight - that gift will be yours. By the blood of Christ and the water of life you have helped give yourself this gift of a future.
Submitted by MetalElf — Apr 22, 2025
Bullshit gets up and walks around. Bullshit gets shot.
Submitted by MetalElf — Apr 22, 2025
Walking a ho stroll. Getting dumber faster, the fatter you fall behind. Tripping on saggy tits. You need a protein diet and dick.
Submitted by Grave666 — Apr 22, 2025
Smash! Now again. Nobody's going to make you do nothing you don't not want to do. The button's all ready to be pushed, it's just a matter of when, if at all.
Submitted by Celtic Frost — Apr 22, 2025
When my Grandfather was dying he rejected a heart transplant. Thought a black mans heart would make him no longer human. He pleaded to be saved from Jewish doctors who suffocated non-compliant patients with pillows. His pleas went unanswered...
Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Apr 22, 2025
You can suck a fart out my cock. Why do you think men laugh at you and still fuck you once? Your cries wet my eyes. I'll kill the hostages if denied my target.
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Apr 22, 2025
Dusted nuggs, spores and smoke pass through paper to the lung. Medical marijuana abandoned for Marinol anthrax inhalers. Coke-raw nose, bleeding sinus infection from a mutated smallpox vaccine detected and suspected in economic collapse. 3 fatal inter-muscular injections of anthrax and heroin sends Europe running to U.S. developed methadone contamination of "unknown" origin. Antibiotic rehabilitation - it's kick or die, kick and die, kicking and wheezing. Media fodder.
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Apr 22, 2025
Scott is huge. He'll make your ass ache. He'll make you listen to Lawnmower Deth. He's getting out his Sodom LPs... your ass is hurt. He'll make you suck your own shit from his cock.
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Apr 22, 2025
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