Chicken on a Raft

Skipper's in the wardroom drinking gin Hey-oh, chicken on a raft I don't mind knocking but I ain't going in Hey-oh, chicken on a raft Jimmy's laughing like a drain Hey-oh, chicken on a raft Been looking at comic cuts again Hey-oh, chicken on a raft Hey, chicken on a raft on a Monday morning Oh what a terrible sight to see The dabtoes forward and the dustmen aft Sitting there picking at a chicken on a raft Hey-oh, chicken on a raft Oy-oh, chicken on a raft Hey-oh, chicken on a raft Oy-oh, chicken on a raft They gave me the middle and the forenoon too Hey-oh, chicken on a raft Now I'm pulling in the whaler's crew Hey-oh, chicken on a raft Seagull wheeling overhead Hey-oh, chicken on a raft I ought to be flogging in a feather bed Hey-oh, chicken on a raft Hey, chicken on a raft on a Monday morning Oh what a terrible sight to see The dabtoes forward and the dustmen aft Sitting there picking at a chicken on a raft Hey-oh, chicken on a raft Oy-oh, chicken on a raft Hey-oh, chicken on a raft Oy-oh, chicken on a raft We kissed goodbye on the midnight bus Hey-oh, chicken on a raft She didn't cry, she didn't fuss Hey-oh, chicken on a raft Am I the man that she loves best? Hey-oh, chicken on a raft Or am I just a cuckoo in another man's nest? Hey-oh, chicken on a raft Hey, chicken on a raft on a Monday morning Oh what a terrible sight to see The dabtoes forward and the dustmen aft Sitting there picking at a chicken on a raft Hey-oh, chicken on a raft Oy-oh, chicken on a raft Hey-oh, chicken on a raft Oy-oh, chicken on a raft An Amazon girl lives in Dumfries Hey-oh, chicken on a raft She only has kids in twos and threes Hey-oh, chicken on a raft Her sister lives in Maryhill Hey-oh, chicken on a raft She says she won't but I think she will Hey-oh, chicken on a raft Hey, chicken on a raft on a Monday morning Oh what a terrible sight to see The dabtoes forward and the dustmen aft Sitting there picking at a chicken on a raft Hey-oh, chicken on a raft Oy-oh, chicken on a raft Hey-oh, chicken on a raft Oy-oh, chicken on a raft Well I had a little girl in Donny B Hey-oh, chicken on a raft And did she make a fool of me Hey-oh, chicken on a raft Her heart was like a Pusser's shower Hey-oh, chicken on a raft From hot to cold in a quarter of an hour Hey-oh, chicken on a raft Hey, chicken on a raft on a Monday morning Oh what a terrible sight to see The dabtoes forward and the dustmen aft Sitting there picking at a chicken on a raft Hey-oh, chicken on a raft Oy-oh, chicken on a raft Hey-oh, chicken on a raft Oy-oh, chicken on a raft

Submitted by MetalElf — Apr 26, 2025