Flipped With a Sausage / Pirate Pizza Party

Flip you, you're a silly sausage We're going to poke you right in the leg Flip you, with a mash potato You're all smelly ploppy heads Flip you, you're a silly sausage We're going to poke you right in the leg Flip you, with a mash potato You're all smelly ploppy heads (Go!) For thirty odd years I have lived with this curse My vocabulary was stunted at birth By a witch doctor from over the seas Casting his strange voodoo magic on me Now when I speak, it's rather absurd An endless tirade of four letter words I lash out in anger at all in my way Shocking unspeakable things that I say Flip you, you're a silly sausage We're gonna poke you right in the leg Flip you, with a mash potato You're all smelly ploppy heads Flip you, you're a silly sausage We're gonna poke you right in the leg Flip you, with a mash potato You're all smelly ploppy heads (You smell!) Long I have waited to have my revenge To bring that witch doctor to his bitter end So I have gathered a ship and a crew We're sailing to find him, we know what to do On a dark moonless night, when he least suspects We'll creep up behind him, so hard to detect We'll bring out our anchor by the light of the stars And donate money to a children's charity Flip you, you're a silly sausage We're gonna poke you right in the leg Flip you, with a mash potato You're all smelly ploppy heads Flip you, you're a silly sausage We're gonna poke you right in the leg Flip you, with a mash potato You're all smelly ploppy heads Flip you, you're a silly sausage We're gonna poke you right in the leg Flip you, with a mash potato You're all smelly ploppy heads Flip you, you're a silly sausage We're gonna poke you right in the leg Flip you, with a mash potato You're all smelly ploppy heads (Mash potato!)

Submitted by NecroGod — Feb 07, 2026

Oh, wow! Pepperoni Deep dish Meat feast Walk the plank Mozzarella Thin and crispy Four cheese Treasure chest We're all going to a pizza party We're all going to a pizza party We're all going to a pizza party Hook hand, treasure chest, yarr ahoy We're all going to a pizza party We're all going to a pizza party We're all going to a pizza party Hook hand, treasure chest, yarr ahoy Dominos Pizza Hut Papa John's Pirate ship Stuffed crust Garlic bread Chicken wings Epic quest We're all going to a pizza party We're all going to a pizza party We're all going to a pizza party Hook hand, treasure chest, yarr ahoy We're all going to a pizza party We're all going to a pizza party We're all going to a pizza party Hook hand, treasure chest, yarr ahoy Pirate pizza party Oh, wow

Submitted by NecroGod — Feb 07, 2026