In the Navy

Where can you find pleasure Search the world for treasure Learn science technology Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true On the land or on the sea Where can you learn to fly Play in sports and skin dive Study oceanography Sign up for the big band Or sit in the grandstand When your team and others meet In the navy Yes, you can sail the seven seas In the navy Yes, you can put your mind at ease In the navy Come on now, people, make a stand In the navy, in the navy Can't you see we need a hand In the navy Come on, protect the motherland In the navy Come on and join your fellow man In the navy Come on people, and make a stand In the navy, in the navy, in the navy (in the navy) They want you, they want you They want you as a new recruit If you like adventure Don't you wait to enter The recruiting office fast Don't you hesitate There is no need to wait They're signing up new seamen fast Maybe you are too young To join up today Bout don't you worry 'bout a thing For I'm sure there will be Always a good navy Protecting the land and sea In the navy Yes, you can sail the seven seas In the navy Yes, you can put your mind at ease In the navy Come on now, people, make a stand In the navy, in the navy Can't you see we need a hand In the navy Come on, protect the motherland In the navy Come on and join your fellow man In the navy Come on people, and make a stand In the navy, in the navy, in the navy (in the navy) They want you, they want you They want you as a new recruit Who me? They want you, they want you They want you as a new recruit But, but but I'm afraid of water. Hey, hey look Man, I get seasick even watchin' it on TV! They want you, they want you in the navy Oh my goodness. What am I gonna do in a submarine? They want you, they want you in the navy

Submitted by Morgoth — Nov 09, 2025

It's 3 years to the very day, since a pirate captain said to me, hey lad come join our crew, adventure and glory waits for you! I took his words as gold, and set sail for quests untold with a bottle of rum, in my hand I dreamed of wealth and foreign lands! Hey! you're banjaxed! Hey! you're screwed! and death is coming for you! trapped on an island lost at sea! shipwrecked you'll cease to be! Hey! you're banjaxed! Hey! you're screwed! and death is coming for you! trapped on an island lost at sea! shipwrecked your destiny! On the 16th night at sea, in the depths of toil and misery, we struck a hidden reef, and our ship began to sink beneath, I grabbed some drifting wood, and held on as long as I could, 'til I landed on a desert isle, now I'm stuck here 'til the day I die! Hey! you're banjaxed! Hey! you're screwed! and death is coming for you! trapped on an island lost at sea! shipwrecked you'll cease to be! Hey! you're banjaxed! Hey! you're screwed! and death is coming for you! trapped on an island lost at sea! shipwrecked your destiny! Shipwrecked! Shipwrecked! Get drunk or die! Shipwrecked! Shipwrecked! Get Drunk or die! Hey! you're banjaxed! Hey! you're screwed! and death is coming for you! trapped on an island lost at sea! shipwrecked you'll cease to be! Hey! you're banjaxed! Hey! you're screwed! and death is coming for you! trapped on an island lost at sea! shipwrecked your destiny!

Submitted by SerpentEve — Apr 26, 2025