You Are a Pirate

Do what you want, 'cause a pirate is free, You are a pirate! Yar har, fiddle di dee, Being a pirate is all right with me, Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, You are a pirate! Yo Ho, ahoy and avast, Being a pirate is really badass! Hang the black flag at the end of the mast! You are a pirate! You are a pirate! - Yay! We've got us a map, (a map!) To lead us to a hidden box, That's all locked up with locks! (with locks!) And buried deep away! We'll dig up the box, (the box!) We know it's full of precious booty! Burst open the locks! And then we'll say hooray! Yar har, fiddle di dee, Being a pirate is all right with me! Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, You are a pirate! Yo Ho, ahoy and avast, Being a Pirate is really badass! Hang the black flag At the end of the mast! You are a pirate! Hahaha! We're sailing away (set sail!), Adventure awaits on every shore! We set sail and explore (ya-har!) And run and jump all day (Yay!) We float on our boat (the boat!) Until its time to drop the anchor, Then hang up our coats (aye-aye!) Until we sail again! Yar har, fiddle di dee, Being a pirate is all right with me! Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, You are a pirate! Yar har, wind at your back, lads, Wherever you go! Blue sky above and blue ocean below, You are a pirate! You are a pirate! You are a pirate! Ya gobshite!"

Submitted by NecroGod — Nov 09, 2025

When the moon shines on the cow shed and we're rolling in the hay, All the cows are up there grazin' and the milk is on its way. [Chorus] I am a Cider Drinker, I drinks it all of the day, I am a Cider Drinker, it soothes all me troubles away, Ooh arrh, ooh arrh ay, Ooh arrh, ooh arrh ay (Proper Job! Wanna try some, young 'un? C'mon, young 'un! Get a couple o' pints down 'ee then.) It's so cosy in the kitchen with the smell of rabbit stew, When the breeze blows 'cross the farm yard you can smell the cow shed too. (Cor! Oi never smelt nothin' like it in all me loife) When those combine wheels stops turnin' and the hard days work is done, Theres a pub around the corner It's the place we 'ave our fun. (Arrh! We'll 'ave some fun an' all!) (C'mon, young 'un! Get a couple o' pints down 'ee then.) Now dear old Mabel when she's able, we takes a stroll down Lovers Lane, And we sinks a pint o' Scrumpy, then we'll play old natures game. (Ah, ha, ha! Ooh, arrh!!) But we end up in the duckpond when the pub decides to close, With me breeches full o' tadpoles, And the newts between me toes. (Cor! Mate!) [Chorus] (C'mon there, young 'un! Get up there an dance.) I am a Cider Drinker, I drinks it all of the day, I am a Cider Drinker, it soothes all me troubles away, Ooh arrh, ooh arrh ay, Ooh arrh, ooh arrh ay, Ooh arrh, ooh arrh ay, Ooh arrh, ooh arrh ay Ooh arrh, ooh arrh ay, Ooh arrh, ooh arrh ay Ooh arrh, ooh arrh ay, Ooh arrh, ooh arrh ay (Let cider be the spice o' loife! Arr!)

Submitted by Corpse Grinder — Nov 09, 2025

iTunes bonus track! *bark* Maybe Japan!

Submitted by Finntroll — Apr 26, 2025