Alice Cooper Goes to Hell
For criminal acts and violence on the stage For being a brat, refusing to act your age For all of the decent citizens you've enraged You can go to Hell For gambling and drinking alcohol constantly For making us doubt our parent's authority For choosing to be a living obscenity You can go to Hell You're something that never should have happened You even make your grandma sick "You'd poison a blind man's dog and steal his cane" "You'd gift wrap a leper and mail him to your aunt Jane" "You'd even force-feed a diabetic a candy cane!" You can go to Hell You're something that never should have happened You even make your grandma sick For criminal acts and violence on the stage For being a brat, refusing to act your age For all of the decent citizens you've enraged You can go to Hell
Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 11, 2026
You know I'm the coolest That's ever come around You'll notice things get hotter Whenever I'm in town I mean I gotta be the coolest Who else could it be? Everybody knows who's really cool Me Let's face it, I'm the greatest I'm Mr. Number One My hometown built a statue To their favourite son I mean I gotta be the greatest I'm just a ball of fun I mean I'm definitely the greatest I'm also the coolest You can't leave a package like me Sitting on no shelf Let me tell you I'm so cool sonny I'm gonna save a little for myself Baby, come over here a minute Who is the coolest? I mean how do I look? Yeah You can't leave a package like me Sitting on no shelf Let me tell you I'm so cool sonny I'm gonna save a little for myself You know the day I was born There were these four dudes up on a hill They said they saw this star, hanging out over town And the whole world seemed to stand still It made the Sunday papers I guess it proves for sure I am the coolest I am the greatest I am the baddest I am the smoothest I'm just the best Sand dancer come on, ah yeah Right
Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 11, 2026
Don't know why I'm down here Must be something I said Or some small imperfection In my soul or in my head Don't know why I'm down here Don't deserve to roast or bake I'm fighting off slanderous allegations Why don't you give the kid a break? Don't you think maybe we could talk this over? You're a reasonable man Could we discuss my grave situation? I'm a miserable man and I'm in the frying pan Give the kid a break (Give me one good reason why I should) Give the kid a break, well... all right, all right, so I made a few mistakes But listen, for heaven's sake (Watch your language, kid) OK, OK, don't get hot (Don't question my judgement) (He only reaped what he sowed) (He cast his pearls before swine) (And that's good enough for me) (I don't want to talk it over) (Even though I'm a reasonable man) (Sonny, from over here) (Looks like you're in no position to bargain) (You're a convicted man) (You're right in the frying pan) Give the kid a break Yeah, please, give me a break Give the kid a break (Nah, I don't think so, man) Come on, you know I got what it takes Can't you give me a break? (Sure thing kid, when hell freezes over) Ok, don't give the kid a break Hey you guys, I thought you were on my side Don't give the kid a break Yeah, well thanks a lot, pals Listen boss, maybe we can make a little deal Is there anything I can say Or some kind of fine I can pay? Anything? Don't know why I'm down here Must be something I said, I'm sorry Or some small imperfection In my soul or in my head It might be some sort of imperfection It might be an infection Or a clear case of misdirection yeah It might be a small imperfection In my soul or in my head Give the kid a break
Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 11, 2026
Just tried to have fun Raised hell and then some I'm a dirt-talkin', beer drinkin' Woman chasin' minister's son Slap on the make-up And blast out the music Wake up the neighbour's with a roar Like a teenage heavy metal elephant gun If you call that guilty Then that's what I am I'm guilty I'm guilty I like driving too fast Love going too far It seems the law's on my ass Every time I stick it out of the door If you call that guilty Then that's what I am I'm guilty I'm guilty Bad boy on a summer night When the heat makes me mean and I wanna fight With my pedal on the metal and I do what I want to do Bad girls make me feel all right When it's hot and they start screaming in the night Golly gee, it's wrong to be so Guilty Guilty Guilty I'm guilty My conscience is on vacation In acute degeneration Willpower has sunk to all-time low If you call that guilty Well I guess I am I'm guilty, I'm guilty I'm guilty, I'm guilty I'm guilty, I'm guilty I'm guilty, I'm guilty Yeah I'm guilty I don't care I'm guilty I think I've been framed anyway They said I'm guilty I'm guilty They're guilty and everyone is guilty
Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 11, 2026
I sent you a postcard, thought it would be funny Would have sent a souvenir, but they took all my money It's pretty warm down here but it ain't sunny And I'm having a hell of a time, my dear Wish you were here And I'm having a hell of a time, my dear Wish you were here I tried to call you, I tried to call you Long distance operators that only stall you Besides the damn rates are so high, they just appall ya And I'm having a hell of a time, my dear Wish you were here I'm having a hell of a time, my dear Wish you were here It started out a nice vacation Left the station, right on time Now it's turned to pure frustration I'm just a prisoner in time Can't get a ticket to get me home, dear They just don't have too many flights from twilight zone, dear So don't forget to feed my cats Spot and Jerome, dear And I'm having a hell of a time, my dear Wish you were here Having a hell of a time, my dear Wish you were here Having a hell of a time, my dear Wish you were here Seeing all the sights here, I'm getting lonely I'd show you all the film I took if they would only Let me go home, dear, sincerely I'm having a hell of a time, my dear Wish you were here I'm having a hell of a time, my dear Wish you were here I'm having a hell of a time, my dear Wish you were here I'm having a hell of a time, my dear Wish you were here I'm having a hell of a time, my dear Wish you were here I'm having a hell of a time, my dear Wish you were here, hu
Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 11, 2026
At the end of the rainbow, there's happiness And to find it, how often I've tried But my life is a race, just a wild goose chase And my dreams have all been denied Why have I always been a failure? What can the reason be? I wonder if the world's to blame I wonder if it could be me I'm always chasing rainbows Watching clouds drifting by My schemes are just like all my dreams Ending in the sky Some fellows look and find the sunshine, oh I always look and find the rain And some fellows make a winning sometime And I, I never even make a gain I'm always chasing rainbows Waiting to find the little bluebird in vain
Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 11, 2026
I'm goin' home There I am, there in my bedroom I'm safe and snug and snoring And so glad to be there I'm goin' home None of this ever happened But God, I really did it Still nothin' has changed I'm goin' home I'm goin' home To my own room, to all the mess To all the dirty laundry It looks so good, I don't care I'm just so glad to be back home, sweet home I wonder if anyone missed me Or have I been gone so long They thought that I died? How many said "I wonder what happened to Alice?" How many shrugged or laughed? How many cried? But I don't give a damn 'Cause I'm goin' home I'm goin' home To my own room, to all the mess To all the dirty laundry It looks so good, I don't care I'm just so glad to be back home, sweet home I'm goin' home Nothin' can stop me now I'm goin' home Nothin' can stop me now I'm goin' home Nothin' can stop me now I'm goin' home Nothin' can stop me now I'm goin' home Nothin' can stop me now I'm goin' home Nothin' can stop me now, stop me now
Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 11, 2026