I Like Girls
I bought a Porsche and I'm leavin' Grand Rapids Quit my job, quit my school, quit this place My mother cried, my father was fried Hey, I've got no time, man, I wanna say goodbye to my babes I like girls I dumped Sheila on Thursday I'll drop Melissa today I'll kiss some tears off of Donna, ask if she'll call on Shauna Amanda, and Sandra and Kay I like girls I love 'em to death Hey Valentino You goin' somewhere? You wouldn't sneak out on me, would you? What's that a blond hair? He must visualize himself an Errol Flynn I see myself a suave sophisticated lover I'll meet a rich hot old Hollywood dame You see, my ultimate goal will be my life bein' told In a penthouse letter that I can frame and keep at home I like girls I love 'em, oh yeah New luggage? Did you say you were going somewhere? Oh, just out for some fresh air Does she have a nice pair? He was swallowed alive by the freeway Turned into an ant on parade He bravely drove off that beast, aimed his car back to the east Why be a snack at home? I'm a feast, for the girls I like girls I really like 'em Well, well, well. Look who's back Run out of gas? Patty, I was just gonna call you. Look... I left Donna and Shauna and Katy and Carrie Melissa and Dena I just didn't have any use for 'em, I just want you Really, no really, honest! Oink off!
Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 11, 2026
Zorro lies dying In the Spanish sun All the women crying Especially the pretty ones He drew his sword... They came with guns Stealing is stealing I've done lots of that Now reach into my pocket, padre Hide this gold pouch in your hat And let the skinny peons Feed upon the fat It was liberated From some aristocrat, eh? So pray for him father You need not bother 'Cause I am the fox And I go where I want If heaven ignores me The devil adores me Yes, I am the fox And I go where I want Padre, don't it seem Hundred years ago Before I donned the mask I'm Don Diego Now there's only minutes left For the cunning El Zorro Go fetch my sword... my horse I'll ride out death Diablo So pray for him father You need not bother 'Cause I am the fox And I go where I want If heaven ignores me The devil adores me I am the fox And I go where I want Death you're running closer And I can't keep this pace Sir, I'm disadvantaged And should I lose this race Hand to me your deadliest wine I'll give you back a taste Before you burn your mark on me I'll carve mine in your face So pray for him, father You need not bother 'Cause I am the fox And I go where I want When Satan annoys me Then heaven employs me 'Cause I am the fox And I go where I want to go El Zorro
Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 11, 2026