Anal Cunt / Flächenbrand

Harvey Fierstein told me you guys ruled John Zorn called to tell me you're great The caller ID was from a gay bar You guys fucking suck Any guy who likes you Like neurosis and dicks up his ass You think you're so fucking original Gay bars used to be original too You never get bad reviews Because all the writers shoot up cum Everyone who likes you Is a gay homosexual faggot Faggot!

Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Feb 22, 2026

Guys used to always buy you drinks And they'd always kiss your ass Now you just have one tit Ha ha, you stupid cunt I always hoped you'd get AIDS But breast cancer will do Now you've just got one tit But you used to have two A drunk guy tried to feel you up But there was nothing there So he punched you in the teeth And stole your money, cunt I always hoped you'd get AIDS But breast cancer will do Now you've just got one tit But you used to have two "Fuck! And it just ends with death, and-"

Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Feb 22, 2026

You toothless inbred retard Why do you still even care? There'll never be another civil war You're mad 'cause your trailer has a flat tire The south won't rise again The south won't rise again The south won't rise again The south won't rise again What could you possibly gain By breaking the country in two? Your overalls are gay Let go of your sister's tit I think it's cool that you make moonshine It's even cooler when you go blind from drinking it How come your ancestors didn't realize They'd lose 'cause their president was named after Boss Hogg? The south won't rise again The south won't rise again The south won't rise again The south won't rise again

Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Feb 22, 2026

We just wanted to sound like shit But you thought we were avant garde You thought we went to art school But we worked at gas stations You thought we were cool But you didn't know (we hate you!) You thought we were cool Fuck off all you (fucking faggots!) You didn't know we were a bunch of assholes You thought we were liberal and arty You tried to act weird and pretend you were violent When I whipped chairs at you, you ran off and cried You thought we were cool But you didn't know (we hate you!) You thought we were cool Fuck off all you (fucking faggots!) Once you realized we hate people like you You finally stopped coming to our shows Now there's less faggots, less people with glasses Less know-it-all eggheads, no more jazz fags You thought we were cool But you didn't know (we hate you!) You thought we were cool Fuck off all you (fucking faggots!)

Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Feb 22, 2026

("Sung In The Key Of Gene Simmons Counting Money") Yeah! You'd better watch out I own a bank machine You only took out $10 I charged you for $19 I said you'd better watch out! You'd better watch out! I'm a Jew named Gene! I said you'd better watch out! Better look out! I said you'd better look out! Oh yeah! You better watch out!

Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Feb 22, 2026

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