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Album • 2001
Why do you think we throw stuff at you? You own all our cd's—you're gay, you're gay You own all our 7"s—you're gay, you're gay You bought all our t-shirts—you're gay, you're gay You go to all our shows—you're gay, you're gay All our fans are gay! All our fans are gay! All our fans are gay! All our fans are gay! You think you know what we are singing about—you're wrong You think we care about the underground—you're wrong You think we won't fuck up your club—you're wrong You think we care if you like us—you're wrong All our fans are gay! All our fans are gay! All our fans are gay! All our fans are- If we're nice to you, it's because we're broke Or unless you got some drugs to smoke When the drugs are gone, then we are too Then we'll go back to making fun of you! " But I've supported you guys for so long! " Faggot!
Submitted by johnmansley — Feb 20, 2026
Fred Durst is a fucking faggot He thinks he's black, but he's just gay He cancelled a show cause he sprained his ankle He's also a fucking midget You're not fucking black, you're just fucking gay You're not fucking black, you're just fucking gay You're fucking gay The guitarist wears a mask To hide the cum stains on his face They're the gayest band I've ever seen And I've seen the Culture Club live You're not fucking black, you're just fucking gay You're not fucking black, you're just fucking gay You're fucking gay Fred wears a hat to hide his baldness I refuse to believe blacks think he's cool I wish he'd beaten and raped by some black guy And see if he still wants to be black
Submitted by johnmansley — Feb 20, 2026
Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape! I drank a case of whiskey and you looked like Jeanine Jizm I drank another case of whiskey and you looked like Roseanne Barr You were too ugly to rape, so I beat you up When I looked at you, I had to throw up I drank a case of whiskey and you looked like Sheila Micheals I drank another case of whiskey and you looked like Ileana Douglas You were too ugly to rape, so I beat you up When I looked at you, I had to throw up
Submitted by johnmansley — Feb 20, 2026
You're such a fucking hebe You're always freebasing pennies You went to a plastic surgeon And got your nose enlarged You've got a tattoo of a penny—you're a hebosaurus Your uncle's Murray Lender—you're a hebosaurus You know all the words to Yentl—you're a hebosaurus Your breath smells like a bagel—you're a hebosaurus You have a yarmulke welded on your head You've tried to shoot up money You beat off inside of banks I want to stuff you in an oven You've got a tattoo of a dreidel—you're a hebosaurus You idolize Gene Simmons—you're a hebosaurus You think Scott Ian's cool—you're a hebosaurus Your breath smells like matzo balls—you're a fucking hebosaurus
Submitted by johnmansley — Feb 20, 2026
Towelhead, towelhead, towelhead; you fucking towelhead! You fucking towelhead You wear a towel on your head, you fucking towelhead I hate women, you do too But you have a mustache, you fucking towelhead Towelhead, towelhead, towelhead; you fucking towelhead! It's cool they beat up women when they show their head It's cool they beat up women when they show their face Those cunts have to cover their fucking ankle You think you're cool 'cause you ride a camel Towelhead, towelhead, towelhead; you fucking towelhead!
Submitted by johnmansley — Feb 20, 2026
Jacques Morali wrote the heaviest music ever Glenn Hughes had a deeper voice than Will from Mortician He wore chains before Slayer and Venom Jacques Morali was portrayed by Steve Guttenberg If you don't like the Village people - you're fucking gay If you think Jeff Olson was better cowboy - you're fucking gay If you think Ray Simpson was a better cop - you're fucking gay If you think Y.M.C.A. was their best song - you're fucking gay All death metal songs were ripped off from Village People "Evil Dead" by Death is actually "Liberation" from the Village People Will Rahmer looks like he should be in the Village People No, Morbid Florist wasn't a reference to Will Rahmer If you think Death were good after their demos - you're fucking gay If you think rape is wrong - you're fucking gay If you think the holocaust wasn't funny - you're fucking gay If you think of Hellhammer as the drummer of Mayhem - you're fucking gay Y-O-U-R-E-G-A-Y, you're gay!
Submitted by johnmansley — Feb 20, 2026
You P.C. fucking faggot You're trying to win an Oscar for adoption I hope your kids kill you and rape your wife Amistad is the stupidest movie I've ever seen Obviously adopted, obviously adopted, obviously adopted Fuck you Spielberg How come all the black extras and slaves Had names, but the white ones didn't I fucking hate you and your gay movies Amistad was an excuse to bully your way to an Oscar
Submitted by johnmansley — Feb 20, 2026
Your character's supposed to be 40 But you have to be at least 80 The make-up department should win an Emmy For making people think you're alive Chuck Norris, you're really fucking old You're the worst singer I have ever heard You're even worse than I am You should be climbing out of a grave While you sing the fucking theme song Chuck Norris, you're really fucking old You're the worst singer I have ever heard You're even worse than I am You should be climbing out of a grave While you sing the fucking theme song You look like you just got embalmed And were shopping for a coffin Your partner looks fucking stupid Being black and wearing a cowboy hat
Submitted by johnmansley — Feb 20, 2026
(Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay...) I'm not afraid of faggots But I like making fun of them It was made up by some P.C. faggot To make fag haters look stupid The word "homophobic" is gay! (You're gay!) (Gay!) Anti-Homophobe by Brutal Truth Is a pathetic attempt to be P.C Kevin's obviously not a homophobe Because he's a fucking faggot (Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay...)
Submitted by johnmansley — Feb 20, 2026
You just broke up with Jamey from Hatebreed Even Chris Barnes won't blow you again You heard all kikes have to get circumcised You fantasized about some rabbi grabbing your dick No one would touch you, now you're a Jew You fucking hebe, now you're a kike No one would touch you, now you're a Jew You fucking hebe, now you're a kike After you got circumcised Guys still wouldn't touch you It's bad enough you were a fag before Now you're a gay faggot Jew No one would touch you, now you're a Jew You fucking hebe, now you're a kike No one would touch you, now you're a Jew You fucking hebe, now you're a kike
Submitted by johnmansley — Feb 20, 2026
"Let's do a Kiss song 'cause Gene Simmons is a total fucking Jew!" Well, I went to the bank And I put a lot of money in it I put the money in the bank Bank Yeah, bank The bank Yeah, I put the money in the bank 'Cause I'm Jewish
Submitted by johnmansley — Feb 20, 2026
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