A Very Brutal Christmas

NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!!!!!!! Jingle Bells Hoo! Jingle Bells AHH!! Jingle All The Waay! NYEEAAH! Oh, What Fun it is to ride In a one horse open Sleigh YEAH! Jingle Bells Hoo! Jingle Bells AHH! Jingle all the waay! NYEEAAH!!! Oh, What Fun it is to ride In a one horse open SLEEEIIIGH!!!!!!! Dashing through the snow, in a one horse open sleigh! Over the fields we go, Breaking Vertebrae. Alright Fatso Claus it's time to get in shape you better start working out or else no more cookies for you. Jingle Bells Hoo! Jingle Bells AHH!! Jingle All The Waay! NYEEAAH! Oh, What Fun it is to ride In a one horse open Sleigh YEAH! Jingle Bells Hoo! Jingle Bells AHH!! Jingle All The Waay! NYEEAAH! Oh, What Fun it is to ride In a one horse open Sleigh! Go to all the gym's and pull all the weights (unknown)With all the other SLAVES! HEY!HEY!HEY!HEY!HEY!HEY!HEY!HEY!HEY!HEY! HEY!HEY!HEY!HEY!HEY!HEY!HEY!HEY!HEY!HEY Alright everybody! Its Christmas!.. Lets PARTY!! *Christmas BreakDown!!!* ( GROWL ) (ITS CHRISTMAS!! LETS PARTY!! ITS CHRISTMAS!! LETS PARTY!!! ITS CHRISTMAS!! LETS PARTY!! ITS CHRISTMAS!! LETS PARTY!!!!!!!!! YEAAOW!!!) Jingle Bells Hoo! Jingle Bells AHH!! Jingle All The Waay! NYEEAAH! Oh, What Fun it is to ride In a one horse open Sleigh YEAH! Jingle Bells Hoo! Jingle Bells AHH!! Jingle All The Waay! NYEEAAH! Oh, What Fun it is to ride In a one horse open Sleigh YEAH! ( ONE HORSE OPEN SLEIGH!!!! ONE! HORSE!! OPEN!!! SLEEEAAAIIIGHH!!!!!!!!!!! YEEEAOOW!!!!!! )

Submitted by The Void — Feb 09, 2026

Get to the choppa ...ahhhhh Now our escape begins Get to the choppa It's the only way out of here Don't let them stop you Don't let them hold you back This is our chance We all must go dead or alive o yea... BRING IT! Get to the Choppa It's the only way out Get to the Choppa It's the only way out ...neahhh I've watched you kill my friends But we've got more guns left I'm going to get backup Then come shoot you in the face Yeaa, that's right Shoot you in the face I'm going to get backup and shoot you in the face Get to the Choppa It's the only way out Get to the Choppa It's the only way out of.... here... NOW Get to the Choppa

Submitted by johnmansley — Apr 26, 2025

Seek him here, seek him on the highway Never knowing when he'll appear All await, engine's ticking over Hear the roar as they sense the fear Wheels! A glint of steel and a flash of light! Screams! From a streak of fire as he strikes! Hell bent, hell bent for leather Hell bent, hell bent for leather Black as night, faster than a shadowCrimson flare from a raging sun An exhibition, of sheer precision Yet no one knows from where he comes Fools! Self destruct cannot take that crown Dreams! Crash one by one to the ground Hell bent, hell bent for leather Hell bent, hell bent for leather There's many who tried to prove that they're faster But they didn't last and they died as they tried There's many who tried to prove that they're faster But they didn't last and they died as they tried Hell bent, hell bent for leather Hell bent, hell bent for leather Hell bent, hell bent for leather Hell bent, hell bent for leather

Submitted by Morgoth — Nov 11, 2025