Don’t Be Lazy

You think your time is more important than mine? Is that why you left 300 pounds on the incline? Come on Timmy, you're killing me! I feel like I'm about to lay down dying! Speed it up Make it more brutal Neyahhhh! You probably also grunt doing arm curls Thinking that your flabby physique is supposed to impress all the girls The only place that you are swole Is between the ears From having to carry that toxic brain For all these years It does not matter if you fix your physique You're ugly inside, careless and weak Listen here mister bro man douche bag I know you think you're strong But my grandma also works out here And she's not gonna move 500 pounds Don't be lazy Don't be lazy, re-rack your weights Don't be lazy Don't be lazy, re-rack your weights You better put that plate away You better put those dumbbells in the right place Don't be lazy Don't be lazy, re-rack your weights Here comes my grandma so you better move fast I told her to report to me So you better not make her have to ask Please re-rack your weights Please don't make me smash your face Yeow Please re-rack your weights Oh you poor baby, you must be tired After all these looks in the mirror you admired But I don't care how much weight you move Put it all back or I'll remove you I don't care how much weight you move Put it all back or I'll remove you Don't be lazy Don't be lazy, re-rack your weights Don't be lazy Don't be lazy, re-rack your weights You better put that plate away You better put those dumbbells in the right place Don't be lazy Don't be lazy, re-rack your weights Do you think your time's more important than mine? I'll give you some time to think about it Right after I rearrange your spine

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Nov 11, 2025

(If you can go through this pain period, you may get to be a champion. The only time you're really considered a failure is if you fall and you don't get up, I'm not worried about failing because that's part of life. This is why I did not feel that pain, I did not care if I was bleeding on my knees because I know that pain is temporary.) Comfort is a slow death No pain no gain Pushing through the misery Enduring agony Fighting even when I know I'll bleed To see what it creates in me Break the barrier Make the sacrifice No one else can help you Face your frailty or face failure Failure Life may be full of pain But that's no excuse to give in Life may be full of pain But that's no excuse to give in No pain no gain Comfort is a slow death A longer form of punishment Comfort is a slow death So why not end this torment? Break the barrier Make the sacrifice Life may be full of pain But that's no excuse to give in Life may be full of pain But that's no excuse to give in (Pain is temporary) Enduring agony (That's part of life) Unveiling strength in me If comfort is a slow death Then I choose pain No pain no gain No pain no gain (No pain, no gain, that's what makes you a champion)

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Nov 11, 2025