Double Brutal

-Hi, you've reached Tim Lambesis, I'm not here right now, so leave me a message (beep) -Hello there, how are you? I was just thinking about double brutal and realized , we need to get started writing songs now! Come meet me at the graphic arts classroom so we can practice! -Wait, wait, wait! Hello? Hello? Who is this? You are not the real Arnold! I am the real Arnold! -No you're not! You're my clone, running around, trying to be me! -Of course I'm the real Arnold you idiot! I'm at Tim's couch standing right next to a Maria answer the phone... I know you! I heard you being Mr Funny Guy with your jokes and all that about the Gummy Bear of Candycornia and working out, and your song titles, well it's not funny anymore! -That's what any good clone would say! Prove it! You sound like an old man! -Of course I sound older than you, you idiot! I am 62 years old and totally angry! Ah, you sound like me when I was 18. I see Tim standing right over there, you know, that girly man, with his long hair and colorful tattoos, right? Ha-ha-ha... Exactly! -There's only room for one! And I'm the real Arnold! -Stop it! Neeeeeaaaah! I will crush you! -You are nothing! -I will burn your eyes out with my stogie you idiot! -You flinching choir boy - Come, hear me! Hear me now!

Submitted by Cyberwaste — Feb 09, 2026

I need your clothes, your boots, your motorcycle I need your clothes, your boots, your motorcycle I just traveled back in time And I showed up empty handed Why don't you just cut me a break with those things that I demanded? Don't you see how strong I am? You best fulfill my request Why would you try to stare me down and put your cigar out on my chest? I need your clothes, your boots, your motorcycle I need your clothes, your boots, your motorcycle I need your clothes I need your boots I need your mo, mo, mo, mo, mo... your motorcycle Now you'll be the one who's burning With your hands on that cook top If this was a different movie I might have played a cop Your friends can't save you now I wish just break their hands I will ask one more time nicely For you to meet my demands Can't you see - don't you see how strong I am? I am tough - you best fulfill my request Why would you try to stare me down and put your cigar out on my chest? I need your clothes, your boots, your motorcycle I need your clothes, your boots, your motorcycle

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Apr 26, 2025

Let off some steam Bennett No use getting all worked up Even though we go way back, your work is done Let off some steam Bennett I will be the one to show you how it feels to be a dying man Even though we go way back, this is not like old times You once were a true and faithful friend Trusted special agent, armed force elite commando Let off some steam Bennett, your time is through Let off some steam Bennett I will be the one to show you how it feels to be a dying man Let off some steam Let off some steam Let off some steam Bennett Let off some steam Your protective body chain is pretty lame Plus your mustache is totally nasty Let off some steam Let off some steam Let off some steam Bennett Let off some steam Let off some steam Bennett while I impale your flabby chest I just want to save my girl from your sweaty, fat man breasts I left the armed forces to be a better dad You left to make more money and be a douche bag

Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Apr 26, 2025

Hey Arnold, check out this riff This is, , stop it That's enought, all right, now listen No no no, Shut up! Stop it! Stop it, what are you doing? Cut it out! Listen, I have to tell you I'm little upset that you've been the one writing all this songs I mean you are kind of a girly man, and things need to be more brootal Now it's mine turn! But if I'm in charge of this orchestra, I wanna change a few things Hey you! Over there! Listen I don't wanna snare drum, I wanna rifle And replace that China cymbal with bombs! He he Oh oh, and while you edit I need a sample of somebody's head being smashed in, ha ha ha ha, I love it Yea yea, totally, totally Okay, yea, oh right, here we go Give me a break That's enough All right Now listen

Submitted by Cyberwaste — Feb 09, 2026

Bench press and jumping jacks All good ways to lose those fats Go ahead and touch my chest You won't feel no flabby breasts It's simple, if it jiggles it's fat Get ready to get pumped I don't want to hear excuses Get up hear and sing along and scream like dying mooses It's simple, if it jiggles it's fat It's simple, if it jiggles It's simple, if it jiggles it's fat

Submitted by The Void — Apr 26, 2025

I'm holding your bloody stumps As you fall to the ground See you at the party Richter Ohhh neaahh! You tried to erase my memory But I just keep fighting back It's down to just you and me Right before the big party I hope to see you there I hope to see you there See you at the party Richter See you there! One person you won't find Is your friend Hauser My name is Douglas Quaid And judgment has been made See you at the party Richter I'll see you there See you at the party Richter That's the plan See you at the party Richter Without your hands I generally want to be a peaceful man But when forced to defend my life I will rip off your hands I will rip off your hands I will rip off your hands I will rip off your hands See you at the party Richter That's the plan See you at the party Richter Without your hands

Submitted by The Void — Apr 26, 2025

You know Timmy, that last song was pretty good, but your voice sounds terrible, yea, I mean you sound like Cookie Monster or dying moose or something - You know Arnold, I'm just trying to keep up the latest heavy metal trends, what do you think I should do to sound more brutal? - Are you kidding me? All these stuff has been done before, nothing is more brutal than "Neeaaahhaahaahhh". You wanna hear it again, ha, ey, you wanna hear it again? - Of course - "Neeaaahhaahaahhh". Plus, you know, whenever I forget the lyrics I just go "Neeaah", like that, yea, trust me, it's going to catch on. Anyway, listen..

Submitted by Cyberwaste — Feb 09, 2026

Who told you you could eat my cookies? Who told you you could eat my cookies? Put those cookies down now Put those cookies down now I don't want you in my house put those cookies down now No, I said no cookie Put those cookies down now You don't need to tell me my wife's cookies are out of this world put those cookies down now (who told you you could eat my cookies?) put those cookies down now who told you you could eat my cookies? put those cookies down put those cookies down now coooookieeeees coooookieeeees coooookieeeees coooookieeeees

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Apr 26, 2025

Come on cohaagen, you've got what you want Give these people air You've already captured me Why take this any further Everything is where you want it to be Come on cohaagen, you've got what you want Could you be more evil than to kill them needlessly? By the end of this movie You will be begging on your knees You will be begging... on your knees Why would you kill them needlessly? Come on cohaagen, you've got what you want Give these people, give these people air Come on cohaagen, give these people air Come on cohaagen, give these people air In five minutes I will still remember that Richter punched me in the face But most of all I promise you That I will come kick your ace Just give these people, just give these people air Come on cohaagen, you've got what you want Give these people, give these people air Come on cohaagen, give these people air Come on cohaagen, give these people air

Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Apr 26, 2025

Wow, wow, that song was pretty good, yeah, yeah, I liked it Ok, who is your daddy and what does he do? Ah, you know we already record that song on the last record No, no, you idiot, you don't understand me, seriously Who is your daddy and what does he do? Well, I don't know how to explain that, he works in advertising Come on, you idiot, spit it out

Submitted by Cyberwaste — Feb 09, 2026

Come on, do it, do it, come on, come on, kill me, now I'm here, kill me, I'm here, kill me, come on, kill me, now If you're going to kill me, then you better do it now There's one more thing I'd like to say and that one thing is neeaaoww! Come on, kill me, do it, do it now I'm here, here we are face to face Look out there's booby-traps all over this place I'm here, do it, do it now Come on, come on, do it, do it now Come on, come on, do it, do it now I'm here, kill me, kill me now Come on, do it, do it, come on, come on, kill me, now I'm here, kill me, I'm here, kill me, come on, kill me, now If you're going to kill me, then you better do it now There's one more thing I'd like to say and that one thing is neeaaoww! Come on, kill me, do it, do it now There's one more thing I'd like to say and that one thing is neeaaoww! Come on, kill me, do it, do it now Come on, kill me, do it, do it now

Submitted by NecroLord — Apr 26, 2025

Allow me to break the ice My name is Freeze So learn it... learn it well For it is the chilling sound of your doom My blood is laced with cryogenic liquid So I will not freeze when all of you are dead Allow me to break the ice My name is Freeze So learn it... learn it well For it is the chilling sound of your doom I will freeze anything that gets in my way I will bring a bitter winter that will forever stay You'll never keep me locked down for long I will turn this world into an iceberg Allow me to break the ice Allow me to break the ice

Submitted by Morgoth — Apr 26, 2025

You want to know what is best in life... Well, let me tell you! To crush your enemies See them driven before you And to hear the lamentation Of their women It is not the open steppe Nor fleet horse Nor falcons at your wrist And the wind in your hair It doesn't matter if we have won again Until we have finally crushed our enemies Crushed our enemies What is a battle unless you win the war? You want to know what is best in life... Well here you go To crush your enemies See them driven before you And to hear the lamentation Of their women You want to know what is best in metal... It's a guitar solo... oayaha! To crush your enemies See them driven before you And to hear the lamentation Of their women

Submitted by Immortal — Apr 26, 2025

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Seek him here, seek him on the highway Never knowing when he'll appear All await, engine's ticking over Hear the roar as they sense the fear Wheels! A glint of steel and a flash of light! Screams! From a streak of fire as he strikes! Hell bent, hell bent for leather Hell bent, hell bent for leather Black as night, faster than a shadowCrimson flare from a raging sun An exhibition, of sheer precision Yet no one knows from where he comes Fools! Self destruct cannot take that crown Dreams! Crash one by one to the ground Hell bent, hell bent for leather Hell bent, hell bent for leather There's many who tried to prove that they're faster But they didn't last and they died as they tried There's many who tried to prove that they're faster But they didn't last and they died as they tried Hell bent, hell bent for leather Hell bent, hell bent for leather Hell bent, hell bent for leather Hell bent, hell bent for leather

Submitted by NecroLord — Nov 11, 2025

Alright! Alright! Everybody chill! haha! That is funny, that is totally funny yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, so listen I noticed a huge conspiracy in the music world That metallica actually wrote this 10 years before Batman and Robin And somehow they totally knew all the great dialogue Ya know The Iceman Cometh! Haha! What?! Shut up! Everybody chill! That's my favorite one Did you know that movie was written by penguins? Yeah! What? Oh shut up you idiot!

Submitted by Corpse Grinder — Apr 26, 2025

I don't know how to live through this hell Woken up I'm still locked in this shell Frozen, soul frozen down to the core Break the ice, I can't take anymore Freezing, can't move at all Screaming, can't hear my call I am dying to live Cry out, I'm trapped under ice Crystallized as I lay here in rest Eyes of glass stare directly at death From deep sleep I have broken away No one knows no one hears what I say Freezing, can't move at all Screaming, can't hear my call I am dying to live Cry out, I'm trapped under ice Scream from my soul Fate mystified Hell forever more No release from my cryonic state What is this? I've been stricken by fate Wrapped up tight cannot move can't break free Hand of doom has a tight grip on me Freezing, can't move at all Screaming, can't hear my call I am dying to live Cry out, I'm trapped under ice

Submitted by BloodShrine — Nov 11, 2025

Dark night nothing to see Invisible hand in front of me Scared to death there's someone near Scared to move, but you can't stay here You know me, evil eye You know me, prepare to die You know me, the snakebite kiss Devil's grip, the Iron Fist Flying horse don't make a sound Flying hooves don't touch the ground Walk in circle lose you track Can't go on, but you can't go back You know me Moon eclipse and you know why Ghost rider in the sky Beast of evil devil's hound Tooth and claw they pull you down You know me

Submitted by Nargaroth — Nov 11, 2025

Yeah yeah this is great yeah Mars right? Yeah Apparently I've been there but I don't, I don't recall. Hahah you get it? Hahah it's a good one. My construction budddy, he looks like Mr. Whipple. He told that I blabbed about Mars. I would like to go there with little green men and all that. One time I was there I remember my eyes popped out and I went What? Shut up you idiot! Maria get him hell out off here! I've blabbed about Mars!

Submitted by Cyberwaste — Feb 09, 2026

Oh go Possession of the mind is a terrible thing It's a transformation with an urge to kill Not the body of a man from earth Not the face of the one you love, 'cause Well, I turned into a Martian Woah oh oh I can't even recall my name Woah oh oh Times I never hardly sleep at night Woah oh oh Well, I turned into a martian today I walk down city streets On an unsuspecting human world Inhuman in your midst This world is mine to own, 'cause Well, I turned into a Martian Woah oh oh Well, I believe that it's ok Woah oh oh Times I never hardly sleep at night Woah oh oh Well, I turned into a Martian today Go go Well, I turned into a Martian Woah oh oh Well, I can't even recall my name Woah oh oh Times I never hardly sleep at night Woah oh oh Turned into a Martian Woah oh oh Can't even recall my name

Submitted by Finntroll — Nov 11, 2025

I am a sniper Always hit the mark Paid assassin Working after dark Looking through the night Using infra-red My target on you Aimed at your head $10,000 up front $10,000 when I'm through And I know just what to do And ya know I'll do it too Then I'm coming back for you Back for you! I do the "getting rid of" Don't tell me why Don't need to hear the truth Don't need the lies Now pay me quickly And now we're through It brings me great pleasure To say my next job is you Don't you know that Killing is my business And business is good (Repeat) You'd better believe it

Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Nov 11, 2025

Ahhhnold: Ugh, what the hell is this? I cannot understand of it! Makes my ears bur--ow! What the hell are you doing!? Ow! Ahhh! What is that noise!? Ahhh!! It's not like anyone can understand what I'm saying anyway, anyway, This song is called Cannibal Commando, Cannibal Commando. This song is called Cannibal Commando, Cannibal Commando, okay?

Submitted by NecroGod — Feb 15, 2026

(Arnold impersonator warning about a robot revolution) Can’t keep touch with you or me Gotta gotta go Need sense of security Gotta gotta go Want to live my life for me Gotta gotta go Why can’t they just let me be Gotta gotta go Say I’m crazy Just brain dead Planting thoughts Within my head Can’t believe What I’ve said What has become of me What has become of me Don’t believe what you’ve been told Gotta gotta go Never seen no streets paved in gold Gotta gotta go Mindless violence ruined me Gotta gotta go No such thing as something free Gotta gotta go Say I’m crazy Just brain dead Planting thoughts Within my head Can’t believe What I’ve said What has become of me What has become of me I gotta gotta go Gotta gotta go I gotta gotta go Gotta gotta go I gotta gotta get out of here Gotta gotta go I gotta gotta go Gotta gotta go I gotta gotta go I gotta gotta go I gotta gotta go I gotta gotta get out of here I gotta gotta go I gotta gotta go I gotta gotta get Out Of Here

Submitted by johnmansley — Nov 11, 2025