Jingle All the Way

I'm not a pervert Blllleeaaaaaahhhh!!!! AAaaaaaaah! Go! I am not a pervert! I just wanted a Turbo Man doll! Hey little girl, Look what I've got for you, A shiny red ball, You better take it now, before I chase you down! I will chase you down. I will chase you down and choke you out! I'm not a pervert, I'm not a pervert, (I am just looking) I'm not a pervert, (Looking for Turbo Man) I'm not a pervert. [Neeaah!] Ow! No! Stop beating me, nooo! Aaaarrrrr!!! Stop trying to fight, I just was looking for a Turbo Man, This isn't right, Can't believe you touched me with your purse! I'm not a pervert, I'm not a pervert, (I am just looking) I'm not a pervert, (Looking for Turbo Man) I'm not a pervert! Alright.. all you children trying to take my Turbo Man doll, I'm going to take you all down, nooooow! Nooow!.. Nooow!.. Give me Turbo Man (now)!

Submitted by SerpentEve — Apr 26, 2025

It's Turbo Time, yeah, It's Turbo Time I've gotta move fast, because my life is on the line So I don't wanna let my family down And I'm tired of these people pushing me around Why it is so hard to find a gift for my son? When the stupid cops are always keeping me on the run. I'm on the run! It's Turbo Time and I'm Turbo Man, So maybe this wasn't my number one plan But I finally got what I need Let's see if you can stop me when I hit top speed I'm tired of this, I'm tired of this, I'm tired of this, I am Turbo Man! /x2 This time of year is a rat race I'm all burned out and tired of this place If there's one thing I can say to my friends This madness never stops, it never ends (It never ends!) I'm tired of this, I'm tired of this, I'm tired of this, I am Turbo Man! /x2 It's time to get moving, It's time to break free, It's Turbo Time! It's time to get moving, It's time for top speed, It's Turbo Time! Arnie: What the hell's the matter with you? You totally forgot the guitar solo, you idiots! Play it! Play it noooow!

Submitted by Grave666 — Apr 26, 2025