Total Brutal

Hello there. I'm the Govenator, also known as the gummy bear of Candy Cornia. First off, I'd like to implement some new rules. There must be a new gym in every city of the great state of California. It'll be called 25 hour fitness, for one extra hour of working out! Anyway, here in my home city, I've been able to find some wonderful musicians with whom I will present my music to the masses. Some of you know my movies with stunning images and powerful motions portrayed by none other than me, Mr. Universe, and the greatest actor in the world. I will now attempt in recorded audio format, to communicate some of the deep feelings I had while filming the classics, like Kindergarten Cop, The Terminator, Total Recall, and The Terminator! Thank you for giving me your time, your clothes, and your motorcycle. Now listen up everyone, this next one's called... NIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! Hey, c'mon guys, you're supposed to come in already. Where's the drummer? Ah, so embarrassing, one, two, three...

Submitted by NecroGod — Apr 26, 2025

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Submitted by Grave666 — Apr 26, 2025

Some of you are starting to complain What's wrong guys? you think the songs all sound the same? Of coarse they sound the same, because they all sound BRUTAL!

Submitted by Cyberwaste — Feb 09, 2026

am war machine I'm a cybernetic organism, living tissue over metal endoskeleton Neeahh!!! You want to know what I am? Do you know who programmed who? I am a war machine Killing people is what I do I am a cybernetic organism Living tissue over endoskeleton I have been sent back to protect you My mission prerogative is to see this through I am a war machine Killing people is part of me I am a cybernetic organism Living tissue over endoskeleton I am a war machine Don't try to change me I am a war machine You are the one who sent me I am a cybernetic organism Living tissue over endoskeleton

Submitted by Nargaroth — Apr 26, 2025

I am here to save her life Because you told me to And I must obey my... obey my master Even when danger strikes T-1000 is here He knows where to find us So you must come with me now Come with me if you want to live Come with me if you want to live We must run We are no match for him He was made to be superior to me But the chase will end soon We are good And this is a hollywood movie Come with me if you want to live Come with me if you want to live I was once sent back to kill you But now I'm here to save your life I'm back - to save your life I'm back - to save you I'm back - to save your life Come with me if you want to live Come with me if you want to live... go The choice is yours but we must go now You would be death already If that was still what I was programmed to do Come with me if you want to live Come with me if you want to live

Submitted by MetalElf — Apr 26, 2025

Hey, are you guys ready to start band practice? Let's work on the new song Hey Are you listening to me? Hey I'm trying to say something Stop it Stop playing Just play the song already You're wasting my time Stop it Idiot Stop it Now Stop it Wasting my time Stop it Wasting my time Let's practice! Wait wait one second I gotta try out my new delay pedal

Submitted by Cyberwaste — Feb 09, 2026

I've been dreaming every night about strangling all of you I need some answers now I ask you a question, you must answer I want to know who is he is You need to tell me I can't take this anymore If you don't give me answers I'm going to chop you into little piece Hotwheels, miniature trains, Tinker Toys... I'll burn you all down Now we are going to do... Something extremely fun (hwoww yeah!) We're going to play... (let's play a game!) a wonderful game called... Who is your daddy Who is your daddy, and what does he do? Who is your daddy, and what does he do? Does he fix cars that women crash? Or does he live in New York and drive a cab? Some of your daddies just work a normal boring desk job But one of them is a drug dealer and I am really a cop Who is your daddy, and what does he do Who is your daddy, and what does he do Does he fix cars that women crash? Or does he live in New York and drive a cab? wow yeah! Who is your daddy, and what does he do (x4)

Submitted by Warbringer — Apr 26, 2025

The only way to give you future Is to erase your past I will give you a new name I will give you a brand new life But we must cut all ties To keep you alive You have just been erased You have just been erased Anyone you knew That is not dead already Must be dead to you now Must be dead to you now You are alive I will keep you that way Trust me and you will not be found Anyone who gets in my way will be blown up! You have just been erased You have just been erased You have just been erased Anyone who gets in my way You have just been erased Anyone not dead already You have just been erased

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Apr 26, 2025

came up with a sweet song title the other day....it didnt really hold any meaning. but it sounds so brutal...! so i wanted to write a song called "discombobulated corpse termination urbanization governmentalibation explosive montazuma's blasting power revenge!" Come on, say it with me, "discombobulated corpse termination urbanization governmentalibation explosive montazuma's blasting power revenge!"...Yeah...that sounded good

Submitted by Corpse Defiler — Apr 26, 2025

What has come of society That you call this a game? You join to watch the innocent killed And this evil is given fame Here is subzero, now plain zero You call him a warrior Someone to be glorified But he's just a man in an ugly suit Who squealed like a girl before he died Here is subzero, now plain zero Here is subzero, now plain zero Here is subzero, now plain zero Here is subzero, now plain zero I will defend myself But must I kill these men to survive? You keep sending your best But not one of them is still alive Here is subzero, now plain zero Here is subzero, now just plain zero

Submitted by Warbringer — Apr 26, 2025

Hey Arnold I think these songs are comin' together pretty well considering we only spend an hour or so writing each one what do you think? Ya I mean I'm just totally happy to be in a band with you, it's amazing to be in a band with you man Ya I mean you're such a brutal dude that when you're just messing around it sounds way better than a lot of other bands that are totally serious Ya Like that band, As I Lay Crying, that singer's awful, sounds like a dying moose Dude I don't know if you know this by now but I actually play in that band Oh, oh really? Well you're an idiot! Dude I'm just trying to make a living you know I got 5 band member to feed I thought there was only 4? Well, our bass player uhhh... You idiot! I'll show you what happens when you betray me

Submitted by Cyberwaste — Feb 09, 2026

Screw you Screw you Screw you Benny (x 4) I thought you were my friend And a fugitive just like me A taxi driving freak With five kids to feed Then you betrayed me Did you do it for money? Were you consumed with greed? I thought you were a family man With four kids to feed Screw you Screw you Screw you Benny (x 2) You betrayed me You betrayed me Now you're out for blood To make me your kill I must put a stop to this By impaling you with a drill Screw you Screw you Screw you Benny (x 3) You betrayed me You betrayed me So screw you Screw you Benny

Submitted by Corpse Grinder — Apr 26, 2025

Hey Arni I got this good idea, I wrote this song, and I think you should use it to show predator how much better you are than he is Why? Cause he already sang on the second verse and he's talking trash, I think you should, you know set him straight Why? Well because you're Arni and nobody beats you and you don't want everybody else to think your weak Why?

Submitted by Cyberwaste — Feb 09, 2026

Raaar! If it bleeds, we can kill it If it bleeds, we can kill it You’re one ugly mother and that’s why I’m talking trash I've seen you bleed and now I know that I can kick your... ahhhh I'm going to take you down I'm going to take you down Predator: You are the hunted, you run in fear Must I remind you that I have killed your friends Must I remind you that your life is at it's end Dutch: If it bleeds, we can kill it If it bleeds, we can kill it If it bleeds, we can kill it If it bleeds, we can kill it I'm going to take you down I'm going to take you down I've seen you bleed and that makes you just like me The only difference between us is You're the one who's going to die Predator: This is my planet now I'm hear to hunt your kind This is a game to me You'll all be dead in time Must I remind you that I have killed your friends Must I remind you that your life is at it's end Dutch: I once was the hunted, but now your time is through The tides have turned, and now I'm hunting you If it bleeds, we can kill it If it bleeds, we can kill it If it bleeds, we can kill it If it bleeds, we can kill it

Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Apr 26, 2025

You did not understand Let me rephrase the question Your comments are killing me Why won't you stop talking Now from all this noise From all this noise I have a headache You think it might be.. Might be a tumor It's not a tumor It's not a tumor (x 2) Stop talking Stop talking I does not matter Who my daddy is I was asking you the question So just listen... listen...listen... Listen to me! It's not a tumor It's not a tumor It's not a tumor (x 2) Yeow! My daddy is not a fireman He is probably big But he's not a wrestler, yeow He is definitely not a basketball coach But all these question give me a headache Now It's not a tumor It's not a tumor

Submitted by Morgoth — Apr 26, 2025

Alright I have some more stuff to say. But i have an idea, it's gonna be on a hidden track at the end of the album What, you're already recording? No, alright Im going to wait a few minutes or so that way everybody thinks the record is over (Cough) Dang it I said shut up Sorry Good alright start over again here we go (Heavy Breathing) Who's breathing? Shut up! Ok what we going do, wait one second I gotta fart (Belches and farts)

Submitted by Cyberwaste — Feb 09, 2026