Mongo Norway (A Guide to Nightlife in Oslo)
Hey boy! You're on your way! You're on your way to Mongo-Norway So if you're heading for a night out in this town, Make sure you don't end up in places that are to be left alone! There are some traps that you may fall into, and if you do, I'm sad to say you're on you're way where there's no returning. So don't go, don't go in that door! Goddamn it! Now the hell did you end up in that joint, Bubba? Didn't you see those signs sayin' "Smuget"? "Smuget" means "Danger" in Nowegian! That's it. You're had, punk. You're done! You're gonna be one of them! I know it! Soon I'll catch you dressed up as a schmo' licking celeb'-ass! Tell me: Why didn't you go to Last Train or Planet Rockall instead? Nothing but honest beer-drinkin' and ass-kicking rock music in those places? Well, it's too late for you now! Too late Cause: Hey boy! You're on your way! You're on your way to Mongo-Norway So if you're heading for a night out in this town, Make sure you don't end up in places that are to be left alone! There are some traps that you may fall into, and if you do, I'm sad to say you're on you're way where there's no returning. So don't go, don't go in that door!
Submitted by NecroLord — Apr 26, 2025
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Kong Olav is no longer King of Norway even though it kind of feels that way sometimes, althought he died in 1990, it's like he's sstill alive, He's still alive! He's still alive, baby! Oh Yeah! Being a king is not an easy job, I could tell you that honey! Well it's a job filled with boring obligations! You're bound to be present at the opening of tunnels and roads. Always seen by the public eye, you have nowhere to hide. You have nowhere to hide, baby! But he had the power within that king, that kings around the world would envy him. Always smiling and always present. He was the king of Norway, yes he was! He had a power within that king, that kings around the world would envy him. So devoted and dedicated. Fell the power of Olav, the mighty king! You wanna know what happened when Olav died, baby? Oh Now listen up: When Olav died a new king was ordained. Now Harald-boy is running the show! And we can't complain, he's also a damn good king, girl! But compared to Olav; you know you just can't win. Cause he had the power within that king, that kings around the world would envy him. Always smiling and always present. He was the king of Norway, yes he was! He had a power within that king, that kings around the world would envy him. So devoted and dedicated. Don't go messing with Olav the mighty king! Cause he had the power within that king, that kings around the world would envy him. Always smiling and always present. Roll out the red carpet, here comes the king of kings! (They even named a chocolate after him!)
Submitted by The Void — Apr 26, 2025
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