A Heavy Metal Christmas Too

Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one-horse open sleigh, hey Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one-horse open sleigh Jingle hell, jingle hell Jingle all the way Oh, what pain it is to fight In a one horse open sleigh Jingle hell, jingle hell Jingle all the way The Hounds of Death run loose tonight In a ripped, divided sleigh Dashing thru' the snow In a one-horse open sleigh O'er the fields we go Laughing all the way Bells on bob-tail ring Making spirits bright What fun it is to ride and sing A sleighing song tonight Thrashing as we go In a hearse that knows the way To Hell is painful and slow Crying all the day The spirits will soon Mournful is my plight Darkness is a boon Death embrace the night Jingle hell, jingle hell (Jingle bells, jingle bells) Jingle all the way (Jingle all the way) Oh, what pain it is to fight (Oh, what fun it is to ride) In a one horse open sleigh (In a one-horse open sleigh) Jingle hell, jingle hell (Jingle bells, jingle bells) Jingle all the way (Jingle all the way) The Hounds of Death run loose tonight (Oh, what fun it is to ride) In a ripped, divided sleigh (In a one-horse open sleigh) A day or two ago I thought I'd take a ride And soon, Miss Fanny Bright Was seated by my side The horse was lean and lank Misfortune seemed his lot He got into a drifted bank And then we got upsot Jingle hell, jingle hell (Jingle bells, jingle bells) Jingle all the way (Jingle all the way) Oh, what pain it is to fight (Oh, what fun it is to ride) In a one horse open sleigh (In a one-horse open sleigh) Jingle hell, jingle hell (Jingle bells, jingle bells) Jingle all the way (Jingle all the way) The Hounds of Death run loose tonight (Oh, what fun it is to ride) In a ripped, divided sleigh (In a one-horse open sleigh) On the dead and frosty morn I fell on to the snow As I stood up cold and forlorn Laughter came like a blow the hell he came at her Young, eager, in a hurry Take no notice, she said, do not err It's Christmas, forget every worry Now the ground is white Go it while you're young Take the girls tonight And sing this sleighing song So take advice, my friend wildest time To hell oh, I descend Ever darker the night Jingle hell, jingle hell (Jingle bells, jingle bells) Jingle all the way (Jingle all the way) Oh, what pain it is to fight (Oh, what fun it is to ride) In a one horse open sleigh (In a one-horse open sleigh) Jingle hell, jingle hell (Jingle bells, jingle bells) Jingle all the way (Jingle all the way) The Hounds of Death run loose tonight (Oh, what fun it is to ride) In a ripped, divided sleigh (In a one-horse open sleigh) The Hounds of Death run loose tonight In a ripped, divided sleigh

Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Feb 18, 2026

And now, the end is near; And so I face the final curtain. My friend, Ill say it clear, Ill state my case, of which Im certain. Ive lived a life thats full. Ive traveled each and evry highway; And more, much more than this, I did it my way. Regrets, Ive had a few; But then again, too few to mention. I did what I had to do And saw it through without exemption. I planned each charted course; Each careful step along the byway, But more, much more than this, I did it my way. Yes, there were times, Im sure you knew When I bit off more than I could chew. But through it all, when there was doubt, I ate it up and spit it out. I faced it all and I stood tall; And did it my way. Ive loved, Ive laughed and cried. Ive had my fill; my share of losing. And now, as tears subside, I find it all so amusing. To think I did all that; And may I say - not in a shy way, No, oh no not me, I did it my way. For what is a man, what has he got? If not himself, then he has naught. To say the things he truly feels; And not the words of one who kneels. The record shows I took the blows - And did it my way!

Submitted by Corpse Defiler — Nov 14, 2025