Invasion of the Porky Men

Do you remember I told you a story About Max the Millionaire? He had all his inherited money Piled up in stocks and shares For years he’d been a meanie Kept his money to himself Thought he knew the best way And refused financial help [Chorus:] Fall of Max Fall of Max Fall of Max Once a Millionaire- blew it in the air Fall of Max Fall of Max Fall of Max Then one cold winter’s morning He has a letter from the bank Could you please pay attention? I am afraid I’ll have to be frank You see all your invested money Tied up in oil and cotton Has taken a turn for the worse And you account has reached rock bottom It was more of less three years later And Max the once rich man Had slipped below the poverty line Eating from a baled bean can And it was the next morning’s paper At the bottom of page nine That a tramp thought to be Max Was found hanging from a washing line.

Submitted by Grave666 — Apr 26, 2025

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So you wanna join the army And you wanna be a man You wanna go to Ireland And get killed by a bomb Does your family want to See you as a corpse Because you´re wrapped around In your empty thoughts [Chorus:] Fighting for the army Marching for the army Just another part of Your death in the army Rules and regulations Imprinted in your brain You brother´s been killed Oh! What a shame Left, right, Left, right That´s right son Marching all together It´ll be a lot of fun You´re in the army now so Get that gun clean Switch off your brain You´re now a machine Slaughtered like cattle You hear it on the news Quite country lane Victim of their views

Submitted by Corpse Grinder — Apr 26, 2025

Brainwashed at school, mass produce in a mould Ruled by the power before you grew old Brought, oppression and misery It only bring thoughts of revenge to me Why must we suffer for a system´s greed? Why must we obey? Refuse and take heed Because there´so much money spent on war When the lower class masses are helpless poor [Chorus:] The blind man is lead into a world we know is wrong Where the upper classes lords are ruling too strong The blind man is lead into a world we know is wrong Where the upper classes lords are ruling too strong The blind man is lead into a world he can´t control Where people lead like sheep can´t accept the proper That´s the way the system is run today Birth, life, death, pain and misery Still no one can see that we´re all being lead To an option of painful death We don´t want your system it´s all ruled by state We don´t want your power in your plastic mould We don´t need your presence we can die with you We don´t have to take all the things you do

Submitted by Warbringer — Apr 26, 2025

Send away from a home made war Plan to kill the country´s poor Use the weapons all paid for And create a martial law It´s a waste of time and money Lives as well and that´s not funny All the lives of the innocent Slaughtered by some foreign cunt [Chorus:] Supply the arms To kill the men But the innocent Can´t take revenge Signed, sealed, delivered overseas Brought in like some strange disease Paid for killing at their will Brought up to learn to kill Country says it´s all paid for Now you too can kill our poor Smash the rebels if you may Can´t make do with the army Religion don´t say who should die But tell the warplanes in the sky It´s greed by a mercenary aid Don´t care what so long as he´s paid Now you´ve had your home made war The cost in lives I just deplore You could have settled this dispute But all you knew was how to shoot

Submitted by SerpentEve — Apr 26, 2025

Written off from the start no hope Crazy coloured spikey hair with soap Something new, something fast we´ve breed Mod, soul, rock and roll they´re dead Big boots, leather pants so neat Liquid gold and smoking grass our treat So when we´re here in five more years don´t cry ´Cos this PUNK music will never die [Chorus:] Like the Phoenix we have risen Don´t need your wasted jobs Punk crazed nutters We´re the English Dogs Never never die Never never die Never never die Never die, never die, never die

I go with a woman and here I am Stuck in a prison cell with my piss pan All in the East it´s against the law Although I thought she was a registered whore [Chorus:] What I deserve not this? For just night of bliss Islamic laws laid down In the age of Pharaon´s tombs My punishment could be death As Astophs plays his tunes What I deserve for this? For just night of bliss The British Consul are trying their best To release me from this eagle´s nest In the 20 century it´s just not right To condemn a man for this inborn sight The Sentence is death no reprieve A quiet hush as I leave Condemned to die tomorrow at eight With Astophs grin I know my fate

Submitted by The Void — Apr 26, 2025

Have you heard the latest newsflash About the deaths In Lebanon Another forty soldiers died At the hands of American guns They had to die said the Captain They refused to conform at all And tomorrow morning at sunrise We're going to kill some more [Chorus:] Newsflash always depressing me Newsflash why's it never happy Newsflash always messing up my mind, mind, mind Have you heard the latest newsflash About the rapist on the run He's mad so don't approach him He knobs his victims just for fun Used to be a Broadmoor patient They messed up with his brain Thought he was much better now But now he's on the prowl again Have you heard the latest newsflash About the copper committing assault Because of his high status It couldn't possibly be his fault The jury returned not guilty O.K. PC, you're free Thanks your honour I'm grateful That's how it should be.

Submitted by The Void — Apr 26, 2025

I look out there to see the few Who´s changed not me and you You have your voices and your means We are dying a death or so it seems [Chorus:] Why can the voices all shout back? Why can the people all come back It´s up to you to find a way The chosen few come on today The good times weren´t so long ago They ain´t the people we used to know Now grown up living with a wife A boring haircut with a boring life Re-light the old flame bring in the new ´Cos it only happens with me and you We´got to try to stop the rot ´Cos if you don´t we´ll be forgot

She rises like an early bird Then runs around. It's so absurd No-one knows what goes on In her mind, "The Land of Far Beyond" What goes on, so far beyond [Chorus:] Carol oh Carol What do you see Through your eyes of obscurity Your tortured mind won't let you free Carol oh Carol Please tell me A giggle, a smile and off she goes Like the wind, away she blows A cafe or a pub she'll be there A glass of water and that empty stare She'll be there, an empty stare [Chorus] Carol oh Carol Nobody knows what she's really like The mindless spinster on her bike But don't dismiss her as a lunatic It could be one almighty trick A lunatic, almighty trick

Submitted by SerpentEve — Apr 26, 2025

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Gamble my life away A real bum boozer Made love on dope Just a pig skin loser Looked around at this joint A fool for a living, there was no point Cranked up really high [2x] All ideas, I'm shaking my fists Had a million thoughts yeah to slit my wrists Hallucination in my dream I gotta leave gotta leave this scene Cranked up really high [2x] Getting high, on glue and cocaine Jabbing things into my vein A lucifer lord, a holding my hand Pushing pills to a rock and roll band Cranked up really high [2x]

Submitted by Celtic Frost — Nov 12, 2025

Coming down in two's and three's Have ready your payment please Porky pieces will see you through Hopefully a day or two To disobey will do you harm Suck the gristle from your arm When the pig is at an end No longer will you be our friend [Chorus:] Invasion of the porky men We'll rid you of your children then your men Invasion of the porky men Prepare yourselves on sinners to defend, defend The porky men are all around Waiting for the special sound To start the bubble of the stew The fleshy human brew No matter where you try to hide Porky will be at your side Smash your limbs and grind your bones The invasion is in your homes.

Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Apr 26, 2025

You try to fight what you don't understand You laugh at us 'cos we're a punk rock band Just the same when you were at school You did all your homework and you never broke a rule So when you left school you had it sussed You married a girl with a forty-two bust Just eighteen and your wife's dropped a sprog You're happy with a mortgage and a steady job What happened to the kid and the big titted wife When you lost your job they walked out your life [Chorus:] Caveman Brain Here we go again Caveman Brain You're a sucker to yourself You're a sucker to me A sucker, sucker, sucker to all society.

Submitted by Corpse Grinder — Apr 26, 2025