Tales From the Asylum

The hatless tramp is on the ground Over there he's lying down While the chavs in burberry Pile in without pity [Chorus:] The whole world's fucked with fucked up people Fucking up fucked up peoples lives Now until the end In the whorehouse nothing's free Here's a ten-bag follow me A sack of puppies always drowns Crank it up, get 'em down There's a ginger boy at school Big boys beat him and are cruel Goodbye mother what's the use Oak tree, dark night, tight noose

Submitted by BloodShrine — Apr 26, 2025

They're dragging me down to the nut house To try and salvage my brain A jab in the arm spins me round and around Turning my veins to fire [Chorus:] Cemental I seem to be sweating profusely Images burnt to the bone Convulsions and vomit explode in my head Crimson twist has returned The're draining the punk from my body Moulding my soul to a cube. Creating an image without any fight Chaos turned into Jesus What the fuck they done to me, Blind my eyes and I can't see Now I'm shitting rat babies Ahhh! Scratch my face and bite my arms, Punish me, avoid self-harm Seems like years since I was calm Ahhh! Fucking doctors bleed my soul, Seeping pus from every hole Lost my mind and lost control Ahhh! My bed and body stink of piss White noise and a constant hiss Mother will not spare a kiss Ahhh! The're dragging me down to the nut house

Submitted by NecroGod — Apr 26, 2025

Some fucker wants to have a go at me He don't like my personality But he's a cunt and he will see No fucker ever knocked out me I battered the bastard round the fucking head A pool cue nicked from the Old Queens Head Felt sorry for him his dad was dead No fucker ever knocked out me [Chorus:] I need an operation Magistrate said give him eighteen months Been fourteen years living in this dump I've got to be honest I've got the hump No fucker ever knocked out me Last week I won nutter of the year Longest serving patient in here They think I'm beaten, bad idea No fucker ever knocked out me Hate you, hate me, hate the cage Giving me pills what make me strange Words my now I can't arrange No fucker ever knocked out me

Submitted by Grave666 — Apr 26, 2025

Nothing much has changed since 1983 Weapons of destruction causing poverty We are getting nowhere when will they see Ya buy one bomb ya get one bomb back free

Submitted by NecroGod — Apr 26, 2025

My eyelids open and my pupils re-adjust There's carnage all around me On the back of me bus Sick on the bus There's a fellow in the corner who the fuck is he I think he joined the party late on acid speed and E On acid speed and E I knew straight away that the fellow was dead Wide eyed, pasty, the angle of his head I don't even know him who the fuck is he I think he joined the party late on acid speed and E Now this put our site in a pickle A man unknown and deceased How to dispose of the body And we mustn't involve the police A plan was hatched to dig a hole Hidden away from the eyes Silent and sad we carried the corpse Undignified demise Ten years later and still no word Nothing in the papers, no body disturbed Mother didn't miss him Father didn't miss him Sister didn't miss him Brother didn't miss him No fucker missed him No fucker missed him No fucker missed him at all

Submitted by Celtic Frost — Apr 26, 2025

My suspicions were alerted by a little bit of flirting My beady eye caught it at a gig Sally is my lover and he's the dogdrummer I love them both but can I forgive No, no, a double betrayal is something that I cannot forget She thinks I'm all cool standing here on the stage But between the sheets useless and inept [Chorus:] Wakey No, Wakey No, Wakey No! Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn She looked pretty nice as I went to spend the night Working on the graveyard shift Feeling pretty tense I hid behind a fence Dogdrummer arrived and they kissed Just imagine what it's like with a length of steel pipe As me size tens booted down the door There, before me, naked and horny They were shagging like rabbits on the floor Without hesitation I trussed 'em to the bed With several lengths of baler twine I was kind of in a dream as I poured the gasoline On Dogdrummer and that fucking slut of mine Now I am the Judge and your punishments stern I sentence you both to burn Thou is a slut and thee is a liar Now roast on a porky human pyre And the moral of this story is... Don't fuck another man’s wife!