Evil Scarecrow
Album • 2014
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Is there a reason we're all down here together? I feel the lowdown is that we're all too low down. Why us? Why here? Why everything? Mayhap, we should thrive a little higher. So let's take a step... One that's going up... So we can ask the question... Is it time to rise? Maybe we should rise! Who else will rise? Should we think about it? Rise! No let's just Not ride this wave of apathy Our peers have left us strict instructions Why us? Why not? Why anything? All I know is that it might seem like a good idea!
Submitted by Immortal — Apr 26, 2025
"OK Swindon are we good for launch in... [countdown]" KAPOW! Launch into the black sky! Destination the meteorite Pass the stars 'til the points turn to lines A voyage. With me, myself and I This journey could be a lie Nonsense. We will be fine I journey alone into space My quest to find alien race Ooooooooooh. Space! No companion to fill this empty place "I couldn't stand it any longer I killed him and fed him down the inspection hatch Now I am stuck. Adrift in space with a dead man A man I murdered He can't get at me as long as I stay awake And I will remain awake! I defy you! Do you hear me Whitaker? I defy you!" My sister, I miss her, but she looks a lot like Lister Computer, reboot her, get a moon gun And mother-fuckin' shoot her What's that there? I don't care. Sat alone, with no cards, playing solitaire Breathe cold air, fuel's spent yeah Ich habe space dementia Collapsed. The inner parts of my mind The colours start to unwind A rainbowverse I will climb, eating time Alone. Cast into the night sky A mutiny left to die Freezing I head to the light, to collide "It's eerily beautiful out here... Swindon? Are you reading? I'm [coughs] Wait. What's that? Over there behind the ship is that? Is that Galacticu..."
Submitted by Corpse Grinder — Apr 26, 2025
Your praise and Reverence Lends to me sickness and bile Your exultant cried Leave me with nothing left not to revile My unspoken desire Is the baking of flesh Behind innocent eyes Grins my monster inside GALACTICUS Devourer of worlds Frey Bentos GALACTICUS He eats all the world GALACTICUS Devourer of worlds Fat Bastard GALACTICUS He eats all the world The pub landlord calls time But my purpose is not yet begun Luring the victim inside Smother and choke 'til they die Proudly cut into her flesh Met with a 7 year old vintage whine The world it must decide if I AM I
Submitted by BloodShrine — Apr 26, 2025
Beware! Geneticists With their craziness and hybrid monster fantisies Beware! The things they do They're geneticising monsters with geneticglue Beware! It won't be too long Before they splice some stuff and engineer a Crabulon Beware! Mighty Crabulon Here he scuttles left to right made from flutonium March forth, crabuhoard killing humorns(?) March forth, raise a claw for the crab lord - Crabulon! Destroy! The humanoids Fill their bellies full of nasty little crabuloids Destroy! Their only sun Harness the power put it in a laser gun Destroy! It's claw vs hand Their demise is the beginning of our master plan Destroy! The human race Perform a pincer movement crabukilling at great pace Arise my mighty pink army Scuttle left! Scuttle right! Attack! "But doctor how did Crabulon come to be?" "Well little Kraven, when a robot and a crustacean love each other very much he uses his hard drivve to impregnate the crustaceans eggs. However the process of robo-insemination is far too complex for the human mind!" Too complex for the human mind, my brain hurts
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Apr 26, 2025
Bring me the spine, brind me the brain Fetch me a cubit of subclavian vein Bring me the arms, bring me the hands Fetch me a flagon of adrenal glands Bring me the lungs, stretch me some skin Fetch me a plan of the hepatic portat system Bring me some guts, blood to preserve Begin the pasting of fresh vagus nerve Bring me the head, before it swells Glue him intact, injecting the cells Open the skylight, bring me the lightning Fetch me the lightning, bring me the lightning I am a god, I am his lord The lightning strikes and he is born And now I'll sing this for a change My genius will pave the way I watch him drown a baby This killing makes me strongeer I hear him stab a lady This killing makes me stronger I smell him burn a nursery This killing makes me stronger I feel him deep inside Die, die, die, die, die, die, due This killing makes me stronger Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, die This killing makes me stronger Death, die, kill, ow, kill, gore, die This killing makes me stronger Aagh, raagh, die This killing makes me stronger I'm still a god, I'm still his lord And I will put him to the sword And now I'll sing this for a change My genius has gone astray Close all the windows, turn off the lightning Turn down the lightning, turn off his life Take off the head, it's starting to smell Bring me the spork to reharvest the cells Rip out the guts, blood to preserve Undo the pasting of fresh vegus nerve Deflate the lungs, just bin the skin Tear up the plan of the hepatic portal system Cut off the arms, let's eat the hands Then down a flagon of adrenal glands Let's lose the spine but keep the brain With subclavian vein, we will try again
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Apr 26, 2025
[Brother Pain's Reading} "And there he goeth up hence to Bethel And he is going in the way And the young little youths have come out from the city And scoff at him and say unto him 'Go up bald head, go up thy bald head' He looketh behind him and see-eth them And declareth them vile in the name of Jehova And two bears came out of the forest And rendeth them in two..." And here's chapter 1 And I read the instructions Scribed upon the page one of the tome My mind it be doth wander "Write in only red ink and then. Blah blah blah" I skip past the instructions They're dead boring, I scan the preface I leaf straight to the action No distraction for me, just The Book of Doom Now here's chapter 2 I ignite sacred candles I cut into my arm with the quill Then I plot your demise As I write down your names here 1,2,3 Now your fate is secured I have made your outlook look quite grim What's this? Something is weird In retrospect (and thinking about it) perhaps I should have paid some more attention to The Books of Doom "This book is property of John Romero." "Balls where is it?" "I Don't know, you had it!" "Is that it?" "No." Now where's chapter 3? Holy crap I have I lost it I am sure I put it over there That bit's really important OH EFF! Where has it gone, where's it gone, gone, gone I give up I can't find it The Librarian will not be pleased Plus my curse is quite ruined With frustration I then bin The Book of Doom "Just a reminder that your book is overdue." "Shit!"
Submitted by Corpse Grinder — Apr 26, 2025
See the cyclops See how he dances And the gypsy She is a dancing And the cyclops He is a dancing With the gypsy Dancing to Danzig Why? Why? Why? And the cyclops Looks with his one eye At the gypsy She is still dancing And the gypsy Looks at the cyclops He is dancing With his shirt off Why? Why? Why? And the cyclops Reaches his hand out For the gypsy Stumbles and misses Bad depth perception He should have tried harder The gypsies don't care As they are still dancing And the gypsies Dancing to Danzing He's not there though He's on the radio And the cyclops Dancing with fury Dancing for cash Why? Why? Why? See how they dance? Dance!
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Apr 26, 2025
Kneel down And benighted with sword I am battle-born Nord I like Fenrir and fjords Feed me. The command fireball Side scroll peons will fall I make a dent in the thrall Searching. Here we search in this chest Look a chain mail vest This heavy metal is best I try, the key on the sword The sword on the door Key on rope and on door Jump. Hit. Dodge. Hit And now that I have bought my horse I will ride my horse I ride until I hit the shore And then I ride some more His weakness becomes clear to me I have worked it out I meet the boss I fight the boss And then I kill the boss And when you think he's dead You realise he's not dead Again I die this day God I wished I'd saved
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Apr 26, 2025
Against the breeze Flapping their leathery wings Razory claws and sharp teeth Firey death they will bring Breathing fire Spewing hot lavarly heat Smashing their food against trees Eliminating enemies See them fly - the flight of the dragons (Breathing their fire) See them fly - the flight of the dragons (Nobody likes them) See them fly - the flight of the dragons (Tearing down castles) See them fly - the flight of the dragons (Flight of the Dragons) The dragons flew away We'd thought they'd gone away They hadn't gone away The came back yesterday Miriam Let's tie the wench to a tree Sacrifice virginity Then maybe they will let us be Here they fly Ignoring our sweet offering Instead crushing us randomly Perhaps we should have a plan B
Submitted by BloodShrine — Apr 26, 2025
10 plagues on you will fall Life water become blood In vessels, of stone and them of wood Then the reptiles will crawl Abundant upon wall Dust bleed the gnats and lice to cover all Raven claw We'll rise again Holy wars Bow down to the pharaoh's black hand A billion putrid flies will swarm Livestock will inherit disease Warts and boils break forth in hot sun A sickness born in fire Then flood and thunder call Foundations crumble all And locusts shall cover face of earth And darkness quilt the land The first born from each man Shall see no light, shall breathe no breath again
Submitted by Morgoth — Apr 26, 2025
(Treguard's advice) "Welcome brave dungeoneers Many a peril lies beneath Lord Fear has many spies You'd better keep your wits about you Choose your quest wisely Don your help and eye shield Be valiant, be true, step forward" (/Treguard's advice) We'll don the Helm of Justice Treguard points the way Your destiny awaits you When you Enter the Knightmare Where am I? In a room, with Granitas (Side step left) Take the bread, eat the key, grab the knige (Side step left) You're in a room, there's a bomb, quick run! (Side step left) Goblin horn, Lillith's scorn, Pickle cries SPELLCASTING S-O-L-O "Warning team. Life force critical!" Enter the Knightmare "Warning! Temporal disruption imminent." "Ooooh. Nasty..."
Submitted by Morgoth — Apr 26, 2025
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