Smoking Songs

Let the joint jump, and the good times roll Let the pleasure pop, let's take a stroll (Light up!) Let's all get mellow (Light up!) There's smoke in your eye (Light up!) Get hip I say fella (Light up!) Say what is this jive? (Light up!) Let's all get ready (Light up!) I know how you feel (Light up!) Now don't be afraid You'll find what I mean in any old feel (Puff!) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 (Blow!) 8, 9, 10 and then 11 (Spark up!) Now get your dig goin' (Flame up!) I say that's the thing (Light up!) Don't let that man get ya Just puff on your fatty and blow those smoke rings Fuck pigs Y'all light up now ya hear...

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Nov 16, 2025

I'm so high and so dry I'm sailing in the sky Just blow some gauge I'm on a rampage Jack, I'm mellow I'm so high and so dry I'm way up in the sky The world seems light And I'm so right Jack, I'm mellow I'm gonna put my nickel in a slot machine And play my solid sender I'm gonna strut, pack, and Suzie Q Because I'm on a bender I'm so high and so dry I'm sailing in the sky I got my roach round I can't come down Jack, I'm mellow I'm so high and so dry I'm sailing in the sky Just blow some gauge I'm on a rampage Jack, I'm mellow I'm so high and so dry I'm way up in the sky The world seems light And I'm so right Jack, I'm mellow I'm gonna put my nickel in a slot machine And play my solid sender I'm gonna strut, pack, and Suzie Q Because I'm on a bender I'm so high and so dry I'm sailing in the sky I got my roach round I can't come down Jack, I'm mellow

Submitted by Grave666 — Nov 16, 2025

Dreamed about a reefer, 5 feet long Mighty immense but not too strong You'll be high, but not for long If You're a Viper I'm the queen of everything I gotta be high before I can swing Light a T, and let it be If You're a Viper When your throat gets dry and you know you're high Everything is dandy Truck on down to the candy store Bust your tongue on peppermint candy Then you know your body scent You don't care if you can't pay rent The sky is high, and so am I If You're a Viper When your throat gets dry and you know you're high Everything is dandy Truck on down to the candy store Bring me some of that peppermint candy

Submitted by Warbringer — Nov 16, 2025

They call it Stoney Monday But Tuesday I'm still stoned They call it Stoney Monday But Tuesday I'm still really stoned Wednesday I'm still stoned and Thursdays just the same They say the bong hits fly on Friday And Saturday night I roll great big bones They say the bong hits fly on Friday And Saturday night I smoke great big bones Sunday I scrape my seeds So I don't jones Lord I'm goddamned stoned I'm so stoned I don't know I said Lord I'm stoned I'm so stoned I don't really know Jesus help me I don't know where my home is

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Nov 16, 2025

My fur coat's sold Oh Lord ain't it cold But I'm not gonna holler Cause I still got a dollar And when I get low, woah-oh-oh-oh I get high My man walked out Now you know that ain't right Well he better watch out If I meet him tonight I said when I get low, woah-oh-oh-oh I get high All the hard luck in this town has found me Nobody knows I got troubles all drownin' round me Woah-oh-oh-oh I'm all alone with no one to pet me That old rocking chair ain't never gonna get me Because when I get low, woah-oh-oh-oh I get high When I get low, woah-oh-oh-oh-oh I get high

Submitted by Corpse Grinder — Nov 16, 2025

Soothe me with your caress Sweet lotus blossom, lotus blossom Help me in my distress Sweet lotus blossom, please do Now you alone can bring my lover back to me Even though I know it's just a fantasy And then knock me clear out Sweet lotus blossom, please do

Submitted by Warbringer — Nov 16, 2025

Have you ever heard about Willie the weeper? Had a job as a record releaser He had the dope habit and he had it bad Listen while I tell you about a dream he had Oh, Oh He went down to Steve's house last Saturday night Knew the freaks would be burning bright Well I guess he smoked a dozen fatties in all When he woke up he was on a foreign shawl Oh, Oh The queen of Holland was the first he met She called him lovey dovey and her baker pet She gave him the most fantastic souvenir Was a quaint little hash box stocked with Belgian beer Oh, Oh Down in Honolulu Willie fell in a trance Seen the dusky beauties do the Hula dance Well he tore off a grass skirt and he shorted shout When the dancer came the next day and bailed him out Oh, Oh He landed with a splash in the river Nile Skinned up on a seagoing crocodile He winked at Cleopatra, she said "Ain't he a sight?" He said, "How about a date for next Saturday night?" Oh, Oh He threw a million parties and he had a million girls He had a million emeralds and he had a million pearls He had a million dollars, only nickels and dimes He knew because he counted it a thousand times Oh, Oh He landed in New York one evening late He asked Meg from Earache for an after date He started to kiss her and she started to pout And bang, bang, the dope gave out

Submitted by Nargaroth — Nov 16, 2025

1 foot 1, this one's done, load me up another one Has anybody seen my bong? Turns out smoke makes me choke, yeah I'll take another toke Has anybody seen my bong? Pack it up, get it lit, pass me over another hit Has anybody seen my, (I really need to get high) Has anybody seen my bong?

Submitted by The Void — Nov 16, 2025

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Dream about a fatty, packed with kill You take a few hits and you're ready to chill You'll get high, you know you will If You're a Viper I'm the king of everything I gotta be wasted constantly So hit that bong, and kick that gong If You're a Viper When your throat gets dry and you know you're high Then you need a brewski Truck on down to the liquor store Get a few 12's from good old Lucy Now you know you're feelin' fine You don't care if you ain't on time The sky is high, and so am I If You're a Viper

Submitted by Morgoth — Nov 16, 2025

Listen girls and boys, I've got one stick Give me a match and let me take a whiff quick I'm gonna knock myself out, Yes I'm gonna kill myself I'm gonna knock myself out, gradually by degrees I started blowing my gauge and I was having my fun I spotted the police and I started to run I was knocking myself out, Yes I was killing myself I was knocking myself out, gradually by degrees But the very moment I looked around My mind said "Bliss throw that gauge on the ground" The police passed and said "Kill yourself", the police passed and said "Kill yourself" He said "Knock yourself out Bliss, gradually by degrees" I used to didn't blow gauge and drank nothing of the kind My man quit me and I changed my mind That's why I knock myself out, Yes why I kill myself I knock myself out, gradually by degrees I know that blowin' this jive is a sin and a shame It's the only thing that eases my heart about my man Is when I knock myself out, Lord when I kill myself I just knock myself smack out, gradually by degrees

Submitted by Cyberwaste — Nov 16, 2025

Mama bakes hempcake, hempcake bread Mama bakes that hempcake from her head Mama bakes hempcake, hempcake bread Mama bakes that hempcake for my head

Submitted by Cyberwaste — Apr 26, 2025

Boy, shes really frantic, the wildest chick in town She blows her gauge, flies in a rage, Sweet Marijuana Brown In her victory garden, seeds grow all around She plants, ya dig, she's flipped her wig, Sweet Marijuana Brown She don't know where she's going, She don't care where she's been And every time you take her out, she bound to take you in Boy, that gal means trouble, you oughta put her down Get hip, take care, look out, beware of Sweet Marijuana Brown ~ I get no kick from cocaine Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all But, I get a kick out of smoking doobs, yes I do

Submitted by MetalElf — Nov 16, 2025