Cone of Shame
I'd like to peel the skin off This winter day I'd like to burn the hair off This summer fling What love can do when love's lost Grow overweight And smile as if There's nothing left to say Wear the cone of shame Town is quiet now Like it's holding its breath Stone marks the spot You know who you are They outlined it in chalk Word to the wise And the barman calls die I'd like to peel your skin off So I can see what you really think Or if there is anything Under that cone of shame I'd like to strip the bone off So I can see how you're really made And see how you really take Your special pleasure I'd like to pull your wings off Read your lines like a gypsy Just as lonely as anything So infinite Cone of shame covering all You're only happy when you're pissing me off Cone of shame covering all I'm only happy when I'm pissing you off
Submitted by BloodShrine — Apr 26, 2025
Force fed more than we'd eat in the wild Grazed on a mash that could suffocate a child Bloated, promoted in an ode to pomp and style Moistening in the feed while we choke upon the bile Cornering the market on the geese without the bones Hushing out the public in a strike without a drone The cage became collapsable, our sticks equipped with stones Get the motherfucker on the phone, the phone Get the motherfucker on the phone, the phone Get the motherfucker on the phone, the phone Get the motherfucker on the phone, the phone Get the motherfucker on the phone, the phone Hello, motherfucker My lover You saw it coming Set aside the scruples in a stratagem of strain A smallpox-laden blanket, invisible with stains Inoculating bastards, bloody pecked pain Distemper has a hold, distemper has a hold We took the second sip from a cup we made of bones The first it was a ruse, a trick, so aptly thrown The truth is that our youth was a carpet laid in stones Get the motherfucker on the phone, the phone Hello, motherfucker My lover You saw it coming Goodbye, motherfucker My lover You had it coming Get the motherfucker on the phone Get the motherfucker on the phone Get the motherfucker on the phone Get the motherfucker on the phone
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — May 02, 2026