Bring Out the Monster

Why did you throw a party if you weren’t prepared to bleed? You play it straight and narrow baby, grime is what you need And I can serve it, spike for you Grandpa Munster style I’m setting up my lab inside your toilet and I’ll drive you wild Dweebie weenie turning meanie pounding fist on breast Skipping school and burning hair it’s time to get undressed Midnight brings the freaks Ladies start to shriek It’s a dancefloor transformation Now kiss my mutation Bring out the monster We’re waiting for him to arrive Bring out the monster He’ll make you scream ‘It’s alive’ A beastly feast of yeast that feeds release and yields the change Grimy slimy double-timing and primed to take the centre stage Grotty rotten sots as thick as clots they feel no fear We are the crew to spew the brew into your shoes and give a cheer I am the monster How can it be? I got your invitation I gave him the key! I come from your mindscape Get out of my head! I am the monster! Yeah you already said I am on a mission to get smashed and wreck the place Hold on just a second, are you off your face? Yes! I came to ruin everything and drive you insane For I am the monster and- Christ not this again

Submitted by NecroLord — Apr 26, 2025