King of the Sidewalk

We got a call on the telephone it was a rocker who Had problems at home He had a message that set of the alarm His neighbor bought an acoustic guitar Hey, hey, what's that you're saying? I can't hear him, but I know he's playing! We know your problem, just leave it to us... We'll put him on the next hospital-bus! And there it was, the scene of the crime This neighbor really stepped out of line We knew the one thing that we had to do Break that guitar and the neighbor too Knock knock we know that you're home And we'll make sure you won't play another tone Come and open or we'll break down the door We're gonna spread your teeth across the floor Remember your face, the nose you were born with It won't look the same as it recently did A punch on your mouth, both eyelids turns blue The Rock'n'Roll Patrol has rearranged you The whole apartment was silent and locked He wouldn't answer when we knocked We used a crowbar to get inside, under the bed we Found him trying to hide We pulled him out, held him down on the bed Smashed the guitar against his head Break his lips, break his lips Shut the front door on his fingertips A final kick on his teeth real hard Then we headed for our favorite bar But we got angry, from the stage we could hear Acoustic ballads reaching our ear!!! That's it someone must pay!!! With swinging crowbars we attacked the stage We grabbed his short hair by the roots And replaced his front-teeth with our boots

Submitted by johnmansley — Apr 26, 2025

You watching TV with your parents The whole house starts to shake The walls are falling the floor is crumbling You think it's an earthquake You should see the look on your face When you find out what it is The windows are exploding And your guts gives mom a kiss Rushes out from hell with more violent speed than light Legions of satanic noise comes for you tonight The hellstorm The hellstorm drawn across the land And leave a trail of death Satan says: "Listen to metal Or taste the hellstorm's breath!" You try to find a metal record You cry out in despair At last you find one, but it's no use Your mom has cut your hair! Join the line of execution, soon you'll detonate Death by Gehennah is the false one's fate The hellstorm

Submitted by NecroLord — Apr 26, 2025

Born in the gutter, she was a filthy girl Tough motherfucker, no mama's pearl Criminal since the age of four When she's around you better lock your door She's a bitch with a bullet-belt She's got the biggest tits you've ever felt Can't resist her fatal charm But if you're wimpy she'll break your arm Bitch with a bullet-belt, she's a bitch with a bullet-belt If you touch her tits without paying first I've told you, fuckface, she's gonna fucking burst So if you really wanna get laid You'd better make sure that she gets paid Bitch with a bullet-belt, she's a bitch with a bullet-belt Now metal is all that she listens to Drinking and banging is what she wants to do She ain't nice, no, she's really rude A cool pornoslut with an attitude

Submitted by Infernal Flame — Apr 26, 2025

I'm the first in line, a wellknown face, a V.I.P. in everyplace My goal's set high to feel alright, get even more drunk than last night At the fucking bar the floor I hit, don't need no chair, I'm too drunk to sit A girl comes asking me to dance, "Of course not, whore, so kiss my ass" The bartender refused me more to drink So I hit him on the nose, cause his bar stinks I try to leave but I just can't find the door They throw me out to an all-night open store In to the store, proud of myself, with empty pockets and drunk as hell I bounce between the food and stoof, convinced I'm still not drunk enough A six-pack beer and a porno-mag is what I need in my shopping bag The paper of a six-pack is my royal crown I'm the one who's thrown out from every bar in town King of the Sidewalk Back in the streetlight, stolen brew in my hand I behave like a asshole, a horrible man Loud and unpleasant, always the worst A king of bad manners, proud of my thirst Bought or homemade booze, don't really mind Cause you're still able to drink even if you're blind To see double or nothing is what I choose As long as I can feel the taste of booze I'm the first in line, a wellknown face, a V.I.P. in everyplace My goal's set high to feel alright, get even more drunk than last night Totally gone I sleep somewhere 'til dawn Don't know where I've been, I wake up on someone's lawn I find yesterday's dinner all over my chest On my leatherjacket and on my blue jeans-vest The paper of a six-pack is my royal crown I'm the one who's thrown out from every bar in town King of the Sidewalk

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Apr 26, 2025

You look like an angel Walk like an angel Talk like an angel But I got wise You're the devil in disguise Oh yes you are The devil in disguise You fooled me with your kisses You cheated and you schemed Heaven knows how you lied to me You're not the way you seemed You look like an angel Walk like an angel Talk like an angel But I got wise You're the devil in disguise Oh yes you are The devil in disguise I thought that I was in heaven But I was sure surprised Heaven help me, I didn't see The devil in your eyes You look like an angel Walk like an angel Talk like an angel But I got wise You're the devil in disguise Oh yes you are The devil in disguise You're the devil in disguise Oh yes you are The devil in disguise Oh yes you are The devil in disguise

Submitted by johnmansley — Nov 10, 2025

Rock'n'roll stud Heavy metal blood Guts of steel, it's for real A touch of death your feel Killing command Do as we demand Soon you'll die, don't ask why Kiss your ass goodbye Bang your heads for satan Come on you wings Whores and pimps Crash your heads against the wall The whole world soon shall fall Kicked in the teeth Attacked from beneath Bite the bullet, taste the sound Drumk until you hit the ground Bang your heads for satan

Every string bent out of time, blood metal overdose Metalheads, come bang'em wild, let's show'em who's the boss Rule this place with iron hands like a concentration camp Loyal to the metal life, smell the burning amps We're banging our heads faster and faster If someone won't do it, then throw out the bastard! Violent fists pounding all around There's no fucking control, only sound Hot like death valley, rock'n'roll rally Chickenrace We're speeding down the metal highway, hold on to your balls Our hardrock-tank will race you all and run over the false We'll go against all fucking odds, come with us, share our pride You're with us or against us now, bang or step aside!!! More that head and bang it hard unless you want a fight We'll grab your neck, swing all around and kick you out of sight Heavy metal, heavy metal, screaming in our heads We don't complain it's here to stay until we're fucking dead We're banging our heads 'till the death!!!

Submitted by NecroGod — Apr 26, 2025

You feel your hair with hair-mousse, you fill it with shampoo We'll crush your face with crowbar, that's what we're gonna do You exercise and run, you wanna be in shape But when you're outside jogging your girlfriend we will rape Tough guys don't look good We're long-haired and we're dirty, we're ugly and we smell But if you're in our way we're gonna give you hell Tooth brush is unknown to us, the dentist cries in fear And instead of doing exercise we drink a lot of beer Tough guys don't look good We drink whiskey like water, we're drinking wine and booze And if you wanna fight us you're gonna f**kin' lose So if you not one of us, you're our enemy You'll wake up in a hospital, that's where you're gonna be Tough guys don't look good

Submitted by Infernal Flame — Apr 26, 2025

Thrown out from a party because I was too loud Touching tits, throwing up and falling all around I wasn't really welcome, so I punched the host Insulted all the other until they broke my nose Too drunk to feel my bleeding nose I leaned against the church I though: "the wine they store here surely would be nice to ease my thirst" Said and done, I smashed a window by falling through the glass Suddenly I was inside and I almost broke my ass Saturday night, my toungue is too dry Becoming sober now isn't normal for a man Saturday's not over, not meant to get sober But with some wine I can be myself again At last I found the bottles, every inch of me screamed "Thirst" I drank and drank until I dropped, I was about to burst The liquid has repaired me, all injuries was cured I'm gonna cause some damage here, let's hope they're not insured My stomach felt explosive, I pulled my trousers down I laughed and shit a long one upon the priest's gown The bible comes in handy when it's time to wipe Then I push the shitty paper down the organ pipes, ha ha! On the Sunday meeting, when the organist shall play You'll cover your noses to avoid the stench and run away And when you come to babtise your ugly little daughter You'll find my vomits floating in the holy water, ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Submitted by Celtic Frost — Apr 26, 2025

100 on the rightscale Maximum volume is a must Don't care if we go to jail Cause in metal we trust We'll run you over, we'll run you over We'll run you over like a fucking Bulldozer A loud fucking tone Faster than lightning, faster than sound A big machine of stone Hammers you into the ground We'll run you over, we'll tear yoou down Like a Bulldozer we'll crush your town We'll crush your town

Submitted by Warbringer — Apr 26, 2025

We are starting a riot tonight Ready for some action, prepared for a fight Asking for trouble, we want the thrill You better stay away 'cause we're ready to kill Demolition team, we're so fucking mean Ain't never gonna betray our scene No, we've no glass but we will kick your ass If you don't join our heavy metal mass We're getting wilder for each day If you wanna live, then get out of our way Won't accept no disco, won't accept no dance We're to trendy assholes, we are heavy metal fans D.E.M.O.L.I.T.I.O.N. T.E.A.M.

Submitted by Morgoth — Apr 26, 2025