Metal Police

I heard some rumours that was going around That your "Metal" band is coming to town But then I realized just what the hell you are With your poser haircuts and your 7-stringed guitars Saw you drag a keyboard up onstage A sight that almost made me vomit with rage When you pulled out that fancy 5-stringed bass I knew for a fact we had to kick your ass This is our streets and you should take our advice You better beware we won't tell you twice A shitstorm is coming to rid the disease We are the METAL POLICE! I heard you are sober and don't eat meat? Well, that's the way to lose some teeth You'll regret those expensive shoes Your designer shirts and tribal tattoos And that 6 minute song was a big mistake Time to wipe that smile of your stupid face We're the judge and jury and you're sentenced to die Now there's no way you're leaving town alive This is our streets and you should take our advice You better beware because we won't tell you twice A shitstorm is coming to rid the disease We are the METAL POLICE! We'll shove that keyboard down your throat Throw you in the river to see if you float Break both your knees and make you crawl So everyone can see who's the fucking law We are the METAL POLICE!

Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Apr 26, 2025

You got too many teeth in your stupid smile You got too much sunshine in your ignorant eyes But don't you worry, because the doctor is here Gonna give you a treatment from ear to ear FOUR KNUCKLE FACELIFT - UH! I'm gonna fix that unbroken jaw You'll look real funny, sucking food from a straw That's how I work, I scar and I bruise And I cash my checks in drugs and booze FOUR KNUCKLE FACELIFT - UH! The simple cure for your pretty-boy looks Is a few of my heavy right handed hooks Make you a laughing-stock, the joke of the town You'll lose your fancy look, become an ugly clown FOUR KNUCKLE FACELIFT - UH!

Submitted by Cyberwaste — Apr 26, 2025

Sittin' here nothin' to do Contemplating sniffin' glue Got no job, got no cash Feelin' like some fuckin' trash I said that I got nothin' to do And I'm gonna take it out on you CRIME CAREER the way I gotta go Dealin' drugs, cashin' in Screw the system, the way to win Lovin' my career of crime Takin' yours, make it mine I said screw the system's the way to win Fuck the police I'm cashin' in CRIME CAREER the way to fuckin' go

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Apr 26, 2025

I fucked one in the basement I fucked one in the hall Fucked one on a toilet seat in a bathroom stall Fucked one in an alley Up against the wall I fucked 'em all I fucked one in Exotica And then I got the blues Then I fucked a college girl Didn't have a clue Fucked one turning sideways Like a Chinese doll I fucked 'em all It seems like balling bitches That's all I ever do Hey you better watch your ass I'll fuck that too I fucked one on a freight train Rolled a load all night Fucked a girl from Pittsburgh Steel is what they like Fucked an operator Yeah she takes my calls I fucked 'em all

Submitted by Cyberwaste — Nov 10, 2025

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Cruising for a bruising, I am coming through No light at the end of the tunnel but that's nothing new I am a beer drinker, babe, and a hellraiser too In league with the devil so whatcha gonna do? I am a decibel rebel, coming for you! I am on my way on the highway going down Nothing can stop me, I am taking this town I am a beer drinker, babe, and a hellraiser too In league with the devil so whatcha gonna do? I am a decibel rebel, coming for you! Some think I am an angel in a torn and dirty gown But most of them will tell you I am meanest one around I am a beer drinker, babe, and a hellraiser too In league with the devil so whatcha gonna do? I am a decibel rebel, take you for a screw!

Submitted by Morgoth — Feb 07, 2026

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Born in the gutter, she was a filthy girl Tough motherfucker, no mama's pearl Criminal since the age of four When she's around you better lock your door She's a bitch with a bullet-belt She's got the biggest tits you've ever felt Can't resist her fatal charm But if you're wimpy she'll break your arm Bitch with a bullet-belt, she's a bitch with a bullet-belt If you touch her tits without paying first I've told you, fuckface, she's gonna fucking burst So if you really wanna get laid You'd better make sure that she gets paid Bitch with a bullet-belt, she's a bitch with a bullet-belt Now metal is all that she listens to Drinking and banging is what she wants to do She ain't nice, no, she's really rude A cool pornoslut with an attitude

Submitted by Morgoth — Feb 07, 2026

You watching TV with your parents The whole house starts to shake The walls are falling the floor is crumbling You think it's an earthquake You should see the look on your face When you find out what it is The windows are exploding And your guts gives mom a kiss Rushes out from hell with more violent speed than light Legions of satanic noise comes for you tonight The Hellstorm The Hellstorm drawn across the land And leave a trail of death Satan says: "Listen to metal Or taste the hellstorm's breath!" You try to find a metal record You cry out in despair At last you find one, but it's no use Your mom has cut your hair! Join the line of execution, soon you'll detonate Death by Gehennah is the false one's fate The hellstorm

Submitted by Morgoth — Feb 07, 2026

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