Tales from the Kingdom of Fife

The prophecy is written... Dundee will fall!

Submitted by SerpentEve — Apr 26, 2025

They came with the first light of dawn setting their sights on Dundee led by the sorcerer Zargothrax slaying all people he sees they ride to war on once noble beasts corrupted by wizard spell the unicorns used to be good now they are forced to serve hell Down from the mountains and across the river Tay an army of undead unicorns are riding into the fray Fireballs and lighting are raining from the sky chaos and bloodshed while all the people die in this epic battle begins the final war tragedy will strike this day, prepare thee for the unicorn invasion of Dundee The townpeople had little hope they were not ready for war fireballs make everybody die and buildings collapse to the floor the beautiful princess was raped and taken prison with cry Angus McFife swears a mighty oath "I will make Zargothrax die!" The forces of darkness are invading proud Dundee there must find a hero to save its destiny

Submitted by MetalElf — Apr 26, 2025

He is the prince of the land of Fife Noble and true with a heart of steel Now it is lost vengeance shall be his Angus McFife is his name Across the wasteland, I ride upon swift steed Behind me lies the burning ruins of Dundee No turning back now, my journey lies ahead I won't give up until the sorcerer is dead A raging hero with a destiny of steel With glory overcomes a mighty quest concealed He is the prince of the land of Fife Noble and true with a heart of steel Now it is lost vengeance shall be his Angus McFife is his name In ancient castle, frozen for all time Inside the dungeons my beloved waits to die Ride fast for vengeance, but I must find a way The force of unicorns makes Zargothrax fight great Power of the sorcerer too great to be controlled Glenrothes trees will heal the torment in my soul He is the prince of the land of Fife Noble and true with a heart of steel Now it is lost vengeance shall be his Angus McFife is his name

Submitted by johnmansley — Apr 26, 2025

Ride! To the farway mountains Fight! Many goblins and trolls Quest! For the hammer of glory The snow keeps on falling as I ride to the north I set out on a journey so far have been on my way thenceforth my armour and weapons now covered with ice many battle have they seen but onwards I must strive To defeat the foes of Dundee I must have a weapon of ultimate steel Ride! To the farway mountains Fight! Many goblins and trolls Quest! For the hammer of glory to wield the power to slay all your foes My mission is simple my purpose is clear in a cave on a mountain up high there lies a mystical shrine if a warrior quests there with a heart pure of steel the gods will grant unto him a weapon that shall be revealed The Hammer of Glory it's called passed down by heroes from centuries old The shrine lies before me now the hammer in sight I raise it up to the heavens above and I hail the king

Submitted by Morgoth — Apr 26, 2025

Riding my steel into faraway lands searching for dragon to claim back the throne into the forests of deepest Strathclyde where time no centuries has been foretold A mighty warrior questing to valleys unknown A village of wizards revealed my the way they saw it by searching a magical ball enchanted chamber with mirror and fire defeat it and dragon would be the reward the be the chosen one a hero must rise to the rest Demon attacked me but then it was slain the dragon appeared and a battle was fight I spoke from the words of a powerful scroll and magical dragon became now allied Mighty and glorios he flies through the emerald skies Magic dragon casting a spell on the mountains covering wizards in glory flying through majestic skies searching for mighty powers to defeat ultimate evil ride on the wings of a dragon flying through majestic skies questing for the steel

Submitted by Cyberwaste — Apr 26, 2025

Sometimes I seem to drown in woe but there is a hope glooming inside my heart alone when I think of you remembering bygone days and your silvery laugh it will not resound again caught in a shroud of ice But I will not cease seeking for you Frozen princess in this land of fears your mighty kingdom has fallen i see the glitter of your silent tears afar in the wuthering dark Every night I feel you're near vivid memories they dance within my reach and still are so far from here your angelic grace shall be ablaze with lights again my hammer my break the spell before the last hope dies My path carries on seeking for you My forces conspire to bring back the warmth of your smile my heart set on fire it will burn down your prison of cold it's burning for you

Submitted by Finntroll — Apr 26, 2025

Now I am mounting dragon, girdled by a golden gleam to dearch for the last artefact I saw in my dream a thousand legends twine around the mystery how to find the periapt that setsthe spellbound free Power of the universe will guide me the way my hammer I hold up high so I proclaim Amulet of Justice your destiny awaits in a land now reigned in shadow by a wizard full of hate i will ride across the highland i will sail across the seas the one and only hope for Fife your mystic legacy At the bottom of Loch Rannoch there is lying deep below a necklace made of pure silk, with a gem as white as snow i dive into the dark to avert calamity brought by evil wizard over beloved Dundee Power of the universe will guide me the way through worlds man has never seen lone and arcane Powers of the universe have shown me the way now I have the amulet the kingdom I'll save Quest complete!

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Apr 26, 2025

Far to the east, where the land meets the sea there lies a majestic town crail is it's name, shrouded in fame jewel in Fife's noble crown here, every day, the warriors train in the art of epic fights riding on eagles, questing so true a legion of powerful knights Emblazoned 'cross the sky here the kingdom cry HAIL! TO CRAIL! mightiest warriors in the land HAIL! TO CRAIL! ready to fight with a sword in hand fighting battles every day this is why we say HAIL! TO CRAIL! In the battle of Cowdenbeath their steel did win the day knights of Crail with banners high riding hard into the fray once, in the siege of far-off Dunkeld defeat of the town was nigh but then came the knights, the warriors of Crail and all of their foes did die They've never lost a fight so we proclaim tonight

Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Apr 26, 2025

Tell me traveller, do you know what lurks beneath... Cowdenbeath?

Submitted by Morgoth — Apr 26, 2025

Dundee! Mighty city on the banks of the silv'ry Tay your sacrifice will always be remembered that fateful day but now that the time has come to regain our fallen pride we march to war with an army of eagles by our side oh Dundee Swiftly across the sapphire sky the magic dragon flies Angus McFife is atop his back hear the battlecry! down below, the knights of Crail have rallied to the cause the hammer of glory is their guide a great majestic force The final battle has begun for freedom and Dundee Oh brave chivistic rainbow give me strength of angelic might! Far from the north a hero comes his armour made from wolf he heard the call the defend his king the barbarian warrior of Unst! now at the side of lord McFife across the land they ride he know the way to the cidatel where Zargothrax must hide many evils guard the way the castles has great might In the epic rage of furious thunder legends create their tales when the twilight calls and the dark lord falls our glory will prevail The tower is high and mighty we cannot climb the walls we must find our way through the secret tunnels of the dwarves Through the ancient tunnels, the wariors make way into a darkened cavern beneath the fortress great led by a hermit, Relathor his name the way to the castle his secret to betray Mighty unicorn, that flies in the sky touch the universe with your wings and hail the king Now in the fields of Dunfermline an epic war is fight the knights of Crail make evil die bring glory for the light meanwhileinside the citadel McFife has found the way faceing to face with Zargothrax and single combat waged The evil wizard falls to doom and drowns in liquid ice In the epic rage of furious thunder legends create their tales when the twilight calls and the dark lord falls our glory will prevail [And it came to pass that Zargothrax was cast into the frozen pool of liquid ice Encasing his immortal body in a cage of eternal frost Atop the crystal spire of the ancient citadel The valiant hero Angus McFife held aloft the Amulet of Justice Channeling the power of the light, its mysterious ancient force Freed the unicorns from their spell of undeath And awoke the princess Iona McDougall from her frozen slumber Restoring cosmic balance to the lands of Dundee For the stronger we our houses do build The less chance we have of being killed!]

Submitted by The Void — Apr 26, 2025

High in the Cairngorm Mountains An ancient war still burns A magical missile shoots and fireball explodes These are the spells of the wizards Fighting the demon horde A secret battle for eternity Wizards! Ancient and powerful keepers of chaos Wizards! Casting their magic over the mountains Wizards! Brewing a potion in the dark tower Wizards! Guardians of time Far from the past they travelled Into the future they see The crystal ball reveals all history They see the coming battle Across the galaxy Where evil and good collide in a final war of steel Wizards! Ancient and powerful keepers of chaos Wizards! Casting their magic over the mountains Wizards! Brewing a potion in the dark tower Wizards! Guardians of time Wizards! Guardians of time

Submitted by Corpse Defiler — Apr 26, 2025