Cereal Killer Soundtrack

Are you ready to obey the cowgod? We live in a country, we can't eat meat Obey the cowgod We live in a country, where there is no, there's no Burger Kings Obey the cowgod We live in a country, where there is no, there's no McDonalds Obey the cowgod Ah dopey, dopey, dopey, dopey I'm a cow, and I'm gonna roam through your village And I'm gonna eat all of your food But you don't care, because I'm a, I'm a sacred cow Obey the cowgod We live in a country, where there is no, there's no Beefcake The Mighty Obey the cowgod We live in a country, where there is no, there's no beef-by products Obey the cowgod You, on your knees You, get on your knees Where's those two boneheads? Get on your knees Hands behind your heads And on your knees You, on your knees You, get on your knees I said, on your knees Get on your knees and pray to the cowgod Eat my burger, for it is my flesh And drink my milk, for it is my blood Obey the cowgod

Submitted by The Void — Feb 23, 2026

Why don't you sit right back And I, I may tell you a tale A tale of three little pigs And a big bad wolf Well the first little piggy, well he was kinda hick-y Spent most of his days just a-dreamin' of the city And then one day, he bought a guitar He moved to Hollywood to become a star But living on the farm, he knew nothing of the city Built his house out of straw, what a pity Then one day, jammin' on some chords Along came the wolf knocking on his door Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin! Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin! Well I'm huffin', I'm puffin', I'll blow your house in Huffin', puffin', blow your house in Huffin', puffin', blow your house in Huffin' and a puffin' and I'll blow your house in! Well the second little piggy, well he was kinda stoned He spent most of his time just a-ganja smokin' Hoppin' and a-boppin' down on Venice Beach Getting paid money for religious speech Built his shelter from what he garbage picked Mostly made up of old cans and sticks Then one day he was cranking up Bob Marley Along came the Wolf on his big bad Harley Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin! Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin! Well I'm huffin', I'm puffin', I'll blow your house in Huffin', puffin', blow your house in Huffin', puffin', blow your house in Huffin' and a puffin' and I'll blow your house in! Well the third little piggy, the grade A student His daddy was a rock star, named Pig Nugent Earned his Master's degree from Harvard College Built his house from his architect knowledge A tri-level mansion, Hollywood Hills Daddy's rock stardom paid for the bills Then one day came the old house smasher The big bad wolf, the little piggy slasher Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin! Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin! Well I'm huffin', I'm puffin', I'll blow your house in Huffin', puffin', blow your house in Huffin', puffin', blow your house in Huffin' and a puffin' and I'll blow your house in! Well the big bad wolf Well he huffed, and he puffed, all that he could And lo and behold, the little piggy's house stood "It's made out of concrete," the little piggy shouted The wolf just frowned as he pouted So they called nine-eleven, like any piggy would They sent out Rambo, just as fast as they could "Yo, Wolf-face. I'm your worst nightmare. Your ass is mine!" (gunshots) Well the wolf fell dead as you can plainly see And that's the end of this story, for you and me If you still give a listen, you just may Hear the big wolf or little piggies say Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin! Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin! Well I'm huffin', I'm puffin', I'll blow your house in Huffin', puffin', blow your house in Huffin', puffin', blow your house in Huffin', puffin', blow your house in Huffin' and a puffin' and I'll blow your house in! Huffin' and a puffin' and I'll blow your house in! Huffin' and a puffin' and I'll blow your house in! Huffin' and a puffin' and I'll blow your house in! And the moral of the story is that bands with no talent can easily amuse idiots with a stupid puppet show

Submitted by The Void — Feb 23, 2026

No lyrics have been submitted for this track yet.

Rock-N-Roll Pumpkihn (Say it again) Wouldja pop it in our keys?

Submitted by The Void — Feb 23, 2026

Anarchy in Bedrock, twitch twitch One, two, three, four Right now, ha ha ha I am an Antichrist, I am an anarchist Know what I want, but know how to get it Want to destroy Mr. Slate 'Cause I wanna be Fred Flintstone Anarchy in Bedrock Stop in sometime and meet Betty and Wilma Try some Flint upside-down Rubble bubble cake Or just try Fruity Pebbles 'Cause I wanna be Fred Flintstone In Bedrock, it's the only way to be Many ways to get what you want I use ministry, I use Barney Rubble I use anarchy 'Cause I wanna be Fred Flintstone Yabba dabba doo! Is this the USDA? Is this Hollywood? Is this Bedrock? I thought it was Hollyrock 'Cause I wanna be Fred Flintstone And I wanna be Fred Flintstone And I wanna be Fred Flintstone Wilma

Submitted by The Void — Feb 23, 2026

So you wanna go on the road I'm'a see my love to unfold You must be young, and you must be bold On your knees and do what you're told You pull the trigger on my loaded gun 'Til you see we'll be having some fun So meet me by the backstage door Light this gun, and lets go for the Electric Harley house of love Electric Harley house of love Electric Harley house of love Electric Harley house of love Gutter teen and a loaded mind I'll give you time for you head to unwind Can you sleep, it's my head to the floor Spin around, and we'll go for some more Can you see that I'd love to sit in Wanna taste the blood of your kin So reach out and take my hand We'll be off to Never Never Land Electric Harley house of love Electric Harley house of love Electric Harley house of love Electric Harley house of love Come on, boys! I know you think it's Metallica Well, if it is, my name is Joe Would you think we'd rip it off? I think we did, but I don't recall So they say it's a sign of the times When the band caused something wrong They think it happens all the time I think we gone one nevermore Electric Harley house of love Electric Harley house of love Electric Harley house of love Electric Harley house of love

Submitted by The Void — Feb 23, 2026

Hello, little children, come stand over here I'm gonna shake it with the hot groove a-right in my ear Yeah, you're boppin' down Melrose in Daddy's new car I'm gonna hit you in the nose, and hit you real hard So I jumped on the bandwagon, big butt toe wagon Racka-sacka rose but jammin' in your butt Wait for Ted bass, fuckin' up your face And the rock out, threw the pub out, gonna wip my multiple sack out We are trippin' on XTC, hedgin' in our defect sexuality Don't you wanna bang us? Wanna be like me? We are trippin' on XTC Now, livin' in, livin' in, livin' in now (halluconagal genius) Are you boys on drugs?? Yeah, Jesus Christ, yeah, he is nice, yeah, Jesus Christ, yeah, he is nice Huh! Sly, let's do it, let's do it (??????????) I'm never coming down Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep If I die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take

Submitted by The Void — Feb 23, 2026

What is that smell? Walking through the plant today Scooping up what gets away It's poo-poo, poo-poo Something's smelling pretty ripe Coming from that sewer pipe It's poo-poo, poo-poo You know everybody knows That can smell it with their nose It's poo-poo, poo-poo I've got poo-poo on my shoe I've got poo-poo on my shoe It's poo-poo, poo-poo But first You got to, you got to You got to, got to, got to, got to Got to, got to, got to, got to Shit, man Let me, let me, let me, let me Let me, let me, let me, let me Shit, man Don't gimme, don't gimme, don't gimme, don't gimme Don't gimme, don't gimme, don't gimme, don't gimme no Shit, man Come on, come on, come on, come on Come on, come on, come on, come on Shit He's got poo-poo Hahahahaha

Submitted by The Void — Feb 23, 2026

Man: Oh, tell me you wanna touch me Woman: Tell you what? Man: Oh, yeah Woman: Ooo, show me that monkey you got there Man: Ah, here? Woman 2: Hey, what's the monkey? Man: This is the monkey, baby. Say hi. Say hi to the monkey, the monkey likes you Woman: Will it bite? Man: Yeah...Y..No, he doesn't bite as long as you're nice to him. No, no he won't Bite you. Nuh. I want you to pet the monkey now Woman: 'kay? Does it like that? Man: Ye-ah ha ha Woman: Like, right like, oh, right there? Woman 2: Like? Man: Yeah. Oh, oh yeah Woman: Uh huh, oh wow, this is great Man: I have something else I want you to do for me WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE, WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE, WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE LET ME BE YOUR MORTAL SLAVE, AND WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE! Woman: Ohhhhhhhohhh Woman 2: Yeah, come here, you little shit Man: I been...I been..I been so bad. I, I been so bad..I, I been so bad I,I want you To put me on the wheel. I want you to put me on the wheel. Uh, no, uh, put me on the Wheel. Uh, oh, oh, yeah, all right tie, yeah, tie me up, all right, all right, yeah All right. Now spank me! Woman: Mmmmm Man: SPANK ME! Woman: Like that? Woman 2: Oh! Man: Yeah Woman: Like that? Man: A little harder. Harder Woman 2: Uh...uh...uh Man: Oh, I been so bad! All right. All right! Woman 2: Look at that flesh fly! Woman: My god! Man: I want you to s-spin the wheel. Spin it now! Woman: Ready? Man: Spin it! Yes, I'm ready! Woman: Around like this? Man: Yes! Woman 2: Faster, faster, faster Man: Yes! Yes! Spin it now! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Woman 2: Faster, faster, faster Woman: You wanna, Julie, you wanna get on the wheel? I'm jumpin' on! Here I go! Women: Oh, wheeee! Woman: Go! Whoo! Look at all that hair fly! Woman 2: Faster, yeah Man: No! Woman: It's so good! Man: Stop it! Stop it, I'm gonna... Woman: He's swinging on my pubicles Man: I'm gonna puke. Stop, I'm gonna... Woman 2: Here, I'll save you Man: I don't care, I'm dizzy Woman: A hahahahaha Man: I'm too dizzy! Stop! Woman: Oh, good! Man: Stop, I'm gonna puke! No..(coughs and vomits) Oh, oh my god, oh, ohohoh.. WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE, WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE, WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE LET ME BE YOUR MORTAL SLAVE, AND WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE! Woman: Hahahahhaha Woman 2: Oh, yeah! Oh, man! Man: Oh, oh I wanna, uh, I wanna see Snakey. I wanna see Snakey. Where's Snakey? Man 2: Snakey? Man: Yeah, lemme see Snakey Man 2: You sure you want Snakey? Man: I'm sure I want Snakey Woman: Oh, yeah! Man 2: Oh...son, I don't think you want Snakey Man: I w... Woman: Yes, he does Man: I want Snakey! Please! Man 2: You don't want Snakey Man: I want Snakey Woman: Come on, give him Snakey Man 2: All right... Man: Gimme Snakey right now. Lemme see him Man 2: All right, son, here comes Snakey Man: Come on, Snakey. SNAKEY! Man 2: Snakey's here! Man: Oh yeah! Man 2: Boy, boy, boy, boy WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE, WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE, WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE LET ME BE YOUR MORTAL SLAVE, AND WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE! Man: Oh, oh oh, I think, I think, I think I'm gonna come. Oh, oh, oh, I'm gonna come!! Woman: Uh...uh...UH...UHUH! Woman 2: Suck it up, suck it up, suck it up. I'm gonna Man: (coughs) Woman: Oh, man, it was so good Man: Did I give you a blinkey? Woman: Could you hold me now? Just.. Woman 2: Ohhhhhhh...Yeah Woman: Just hold me Man: No

Submitted by The Void — Feb 23, 2026

No lyrics have been submitted for this track yet.

Got nothin' to do on a Friday night GREEN JELLO SUCKS! Ain't got no talent, but that's all right GREEN JELLO SUCKS! We're the worst, the worst in the land GREEN JELLO SUCKS! But come on! Gotta give us a hand GREEN JELLO SUCKS! Iggy and Gerdy, they're both good names GREEN JELLO SUCKS! Maynard and Poopy, they're both insane GREEN JELLO SUCKS! But when life is just a game who's to blame? GREEN JELLO SUCKS! Green Jello GREEN JELLO SUCKS! Yeah, that's right, we're it GREEN JELLO SUCKS! We're the world's economic problems. You can blame it all on us GREEN JELLO SUCKS! It's our fault. (GOD, GREEN JELLO SUCKS!) Hello, Jello. Green Jello GREEN JELLO SUCKS! Hello, Jello. Green Jello GREEN JELLO SUCKS! Hello, Jello. Green Jello Hello, Jello. Green Jello Hello, Jello. Green Jello Green Jello! Green Jello! Jell for the future. Jell for the future. Jell for the future. Jell for your future And scream Green! Green Jello sucks! GREEN JELLO SUCKS! Green Jello sucks!

Submitted by The Void — Feb 23, 2026