Crossover Songs Are Too Damn Short

I don’t have a problem with pizza or beer or tons of mutated cannibal creeps No, I don’t have a problem with any of that, but crossover songs are too damn short I don’t have a problem telling people to mosh, hell, I’ve done it myself once or twice No, I can’t throw stones at any of that, but crossover songs are too damn short What is the issue, where is the fire, Are you dying to open the keg? Is it that you just can’t wait to stop playing? Is your songwriter cooking an egg? Crossover songs are too damn short Your songs are good Your riffs are strong But they’re only Two minutes long Your album’s great But here’s the facts It’s half an hour With nineteen tracks a second verse would sure be nice or write a bridge use one riff twice don’t slow it down go the same pace but you don’t have to finish your song first, this isn’t a race

Submitted by The Void — Apr 26, 2025