Lordi
Album • 2010
"Okay, she's fully dilated! Nurse, 150 mg of Demerol" "Honey, you're doing great, breathe baby." "We need you to do just push." "Okay honey, push, push, honey." "Shut up!" "You're doing real well, I can see his head, just one more push" "Oh my God, what the Hell is that!?" "My God, get out of the room!"
Submitted by SerpentEve — Apr 26, 2025
This buffet of meat is all you can eat, they will never see through my disguise. I’ll season them all with my special sauce, I will bang the flesh to tenderize. Babies, babies for breakfast and bitches for brunch. Babies, babies for breakfast and more sluts for lunch. Babes for breakfast, bitches for brunch. The harder they come the stronger I’ll be, I feel my confidence rise. I give them everything they think they see, Yeah I got nothing to hide. Babies, babies for breakfast and bitches for brunch. Babies, babies for breakfast and more sluts for lunch. Babes for breakfast, bitches for brunch. Never caught off guard, never let them see behind the mask at all, no. I keep it up, I’m hard, the icon must never ever fall. Babies, babies for breakfast and bitches for brunch. Babies, babies for breakfast and more sluts for lunch. Babes for breakfast, bitches for brunch.
Submitted by MetalElf — Apr 26, 2025
And you think they are all dead but it is all in your head, the zombies never left, they’re just a bit faded. There’s no way you could win, they’re on a mission to sin, they’re the rocking dead, shaking the jaded. Oh you never got it, the hair metal mayhem. Oh, I’ve heard the tons of bullshit you talk. Now let’s see you walk! Now this is heavy metal, no matter what you say. Now this is heavy metal, the only righteous way. The horsemen they come, they sling their axes like guns. Apocalypse in neon and spandex! The ones that you mock deliver audio shock in the old school hard rock vortex. Oh you never got it, the hair metal mayhem. Oh, I’ve heard the tons of bullshit you talk. Now let’s see you walk! Now this is heavy metal, no matter what you say. Now this is heavy metal, the only righteous way.
Submitted by Nargaroth — Apr 26, 2025
“We have the right to break the silence, anything we play can and will be used against you in a court of Rock.” Horrors have a smell and they tell us it’s the scene of a crime. Casings on the floor, there is a perps who’s gonna do some time. We can hear the evidence that echoes in the air, using choke holds and bruising nerves so the morons get what they deserve, slash and burn, protect and serve. Justice in leather uniform, we prosecute transgression, crashing through windows and breaking doors. We practice devastation law! We are the Rock Police, elite of Rock 'n' Roll’s finest, marshals out on patrol. Elite of Rock 'n' Roll’s finest, the force keeping control, we are the Rock! Get you on the ground then rub your face in the dirt. Mister Nightstick he’ll crack your skull, now it might hurt. We’re the judge, we’re the jury and we are the executioners. Ürime suspect will get the chair voltage maxed out, skin shaved bare. Inhaling his own burning hair! Justice in leather uniform, we prosecute transgression, crashing through windows and breaking doors. We practice devastation law! We are the Rock Police, elite of Rock 'n' Roll’s finest, marshals out on patrol. Elite of Rock 'n' Roll’s finest, the force keeping control, we are the Rock!
Submitted by Grave666 — Apr 26, 2025
Sneaking out on a saturday night, mommy thinks you know wrong from right. As you’re climbing out of the window something tells you to stop. But the damned beat is luring you in with a promise of excess and sin. You’re afraid to step across the threshold but it’s too late now to get out. It drags you in and slams you down! It’s discoevil, toxic tones, it’s discoevil, grinding bones. It's red, hot and steaming, sweat, blood and screaming. It’s discoevil, brutal sound, it’s discoevil, lethal pound. Flesh searing lasers and mirror balls with razors. The discoevil! On the dance floor the flesh undulates, all the oil mixed with blood lubricates. As your body gets torn asunder, it’s sick but it’s turning you on. You should go but you don’t want to leave so you scream out of horror and need, the duality makes you wonder but it hurts like Hell, mmh oh, well! You know you’ll come back again! It’s discoevil, toxic tones, it’s discoevil, grinding bones. It's red, hot and steaming, sweat, blood and screaming. It’s discoevil, brutal sound, it’s discoevil, lethal pound. Flesh searing lasers and mirror balls with razors. The discoevil! On pins and needles, the ultimates saturday night. Feast of the demons under the neon lights! It’s discoevil, toxic tones, it’s discoevil, grinding bones. It's red, hot and steaming, sweat, blood and screaming. It’s discoevil, brutal sound, it’s discoevil, lethal pound. Flesh searing lasers and mirror balls with razors. The discoevil!
Submitted by SerpentEve — Apr 26, 2025
Down the aisle your beauty is blinding and all dressed in white I see you shining. Although today there is not a cloud in the sky but still I’ve got this haunting feeling. I fear this day will end up in tears! Call off the wedding now, bad things are coming down. My demons will soon be here! Call off the wedding, dear, bad things are drawing near. Oh Lord my demons are here, oh yes my demons are here. And the young flower girls so cute and cuddly, their heads soon whirl so brute and ugly. I know their eyes will turn as red as your rose, don’t say you’ll take me ‘til the end of time. Bells have an ominous chime! Call off the wedding now, bad things are coming down. My demons will soon be here! Call off the wedding, dear, bad things are drawing near. Oh Lord my demons are here, oh yes my demons are here.
Submitted by Corpse Grinder — Apr 26, 2025
Entering my Hellywood Hills, the vultures moving in for the kill. Faces of the prey turning white, my boa is ready to bite. Put your hands up, nobody moves , killer’s got the groove. I’m bigger than you, yeah you, I do what I want to and I want to do you. I am bigger than you! Hang yourself up high on the hooks, the more skin rips the better it looks. You’re free to scream whatever you feel but you’re still under my heel. I’m bigger than you, yeah you, I do what I want to and I want to do you. I am bigger than you! All your clothes are torn and tattered, broken fingers, teeth are shattered. And when your body meets the ice drill, there are more holes I can fill. Now let’s get busy! I’m bigger than you, yeah you, I do what I want to and I want to do you. I’m bigger than you, yeah you, I do what I want to and I want to do you.
Submitted by The Void — Apr 26, 2025
You know it’s coming, the earth shakes, you hear it’s knocking like Hell at the gates. You cannot help it, you let go, you raise your fist and your hair starts to grow And the masses are marching to this groovy beat, the living dead dancing out in the streets. It’s the zombie rock machine... Gray-skinned heads banging, some get loose, rocking and rolling in wet gory mousse. Fists pounding, dead feet tap, rock hard until the worms make the spines snap. And the masses are marching to this groovy beat, the living dead dancing out in the streets. It’s the zombie rock machine...
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Apr 26, 2025
I trust my gut real good, you see the neighbourhood, I know that everyone has something they are hiding. But now I'm on the trail, righteousness will prevail and he won't be giving no romance this evening! I met your darling and in a darkened alley way I met the fool. I gave no warning, when solving little problems I don't need no proof. I know you're waiting for your midnite lover but the midnite lover will never arrive. Oh I know you're waiting for your midnite lover but I met your lover and he didn't survive. I'm stalking like a pro, left him nowhere to go, at first he cried and then he begged me for mercy. But when I'm in the zone I'm into crushing bone, I grabbed a lug wench, swung like Paulie from Jersey. I met your darling and in a darkened alley way I met the fool. I gave no warning, when solving little problems I don't need no proof. I know you're waiting for your midnite lover but the midnite lover will never arrive. Oh I know you're waiting for your midnite lover but I met your lover and he didn't survive. Don't you know me, don't mind the blood? I've set you free because of us he won't come back, you were his wife, give him a whack so we could have a life! I know you're waiting for your midnite lover but the midnite lover will never arrive. Oh I know you're waiting for your midnite lover but I met your lover and he didn't survive.
Submitted by SerpentEve — Apr 26, 2025
Beat the toms, be the fox on the kit, the queen of shock, black tape on your tits. Pulling teeth, got a bass, make it scream, tight blue jeans packed with TNT. They will just be an ember yet your flame’s burning high. They will not be remembered yet your sound is alive. Give your life for Rock 'n' Roll, your soul shall live on. Give your life for Rock 'n' Roll, you’ll never be gone. Crank up your flying V with the white polka dots, tragedy, you’re the diamond red hot. Under the gun you got animalized so wild and the young with pride wearing stripes. They will just be an ember yet your flame’s burning high. They will not be remembered yet your sound is alive. Give your life for Rock 'n' Roll, your soul shall live on. Give your life for Rock 'n' Roll, you’ll never be gone. Though you may die we still live in your presence, our lives change while yours does not end. From the realm of the darkness you bid us hear you, that we may praise you forever and ever. Give your life for Rock 'n' Roll, your soul shall live on. Give your life for Rock 'n' Roll, you’ll never be gone.
Submitted by Morgoth — Apr 26, 2025
Hey! I'm gonna rise when the daylight's low, all dressed to kill and all systems go, you're be staring on my late night show! Sure you can run but you'll be too slow and I need to tell you that I told you so, well that's a lie but I know you know! After stroke of midnight it's the hunting season, I'll go on instinct time I need no reason. I'm driven crazy by this scent of prey but I won't let you get away. I'm a serpent in heat and I'm hungry for meat, I constrict and bite, nonstop nite! I'm the carnivores, sinking fangs in your flesh, say bye bye light, it's nonstop nite! I have to quit because the sun comes up, that's a good news for you, now guess what. I blocked the doors so never window shot. I'll smash the clocks and the time will freeze, crack out the nitro, keep you on your knees. I will have have fun for eternity! After stroke of midnight it's the hunting season, I'll go on instinct time I need no reason. I'm driven crazy by this scent of prey but I won't let you get away. I'm a serpent in heat and I'm hungry for meat, I constrict and bite, nonstop nite! I'm the carnivores, sinking fangs in your flesh, say bye bye light, it's nonstop nite!
Submitted by Celtic Frost — Apr 26, 2025
This track is instrumental.
You were about eleven when your sister pissed you off, you chopped off her finger and ate it in a hot dog. And you just smiled and shook your head, the next time she knows she’ll be dead. You seen mild but no one knows till you explode. You’re loud and loaded, you’re Rock and Roll like nitro on fire. You’re loud and loaded, you’re Rock and Roll like a high tension wire. Watch out, loud and loaded! 25th December and your brother’s baby cried. Threw it out the window just to see if it could fly. Mom and dad were kinda sad, they nagged you until you got mad They never learned so you lit the match and watched them burn. You’re loud and loaded, you’re Rock and Roll like nitro on fire. You’re loud and loaded, you’re Rock and Roll like a high tension wire. Watch out, loud and loaded!
Submitted by Celtic Frost — Apr 26, 2025
I can't hear what people say, how could I have lost my way? Too much noise in my head, my family wishes I was dead! You can't tell me what to do but I don't know, do I know you? I can't see anyone I know, now what's going on? Everything is so wrong, so everything's gotta go, tomorrow can wait, today I'm losing control. By hook or by crook I'll make things go by the book, I'm taking back my life today! Granny's gone crazy, she's out tonight. Granny's gone crazy, get out of the line. Granny's gone crazy, she's a fright. Granny's out for blood! Neon lights blind my sight, keep me awake, can't sleep at night. It is all porn on TV and the whole world's gotten too obscene. Little girls dressing up like whores, mothers too fat to fit out the door. Grown men dressing up like girls, this is not my world! Everything is so wrong, so everything's gotta go, tomorrow can wait, today I'm losing control. By hook or by crook I'll make things go by the book, I'm taking back my life today! Granny's gone crazy, she's out tonight. Granny's gone crazy, get out of the line. Granny's gone crazy, she's a fright. Granny's out for blood! "Daddy, is granny doing alright?" "Sure honey, why do you even ask?" "I think she's acting really weird!" "No honey, your granny's just fine." Granny's gone crazy, she's out tonight. Granny's gone crazy, get out of the line. Granny's gone crazy, she's a fright. Granny's out for blood!
Submitted by Corpse Grinder — Apr 26, 2025
Now go to sleep, count owls and sheep and you will dive in too deep into the land of the creeps. Now let go of your soul and step inside the night, It won’t be long, you’ll sing along with the devil’s lullaby. I watch over you, come take a ride into the night, the face of the moon smiles down on you. You've been gone far too long, now welcome home. where you belong, recall the devil's lullaby. So the night is your friend and the morning is the enemy, the darkness transcends, the daylight brings misery. Stay away out of the sun where shadows cannot breathe, don’t be afraid here in the dark, you’re with your family. I watch over you, come take a ride into the night, the face of the moon smiles down on you. You've been gone far too long, now welcome home. where you belong, recall the devil's lullaby.
Submitted by Nargaroth — Apr 26, 2025
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