Lordi
Album • 2025
The moster squad A diabolical quintet of unearthly entities Dwelling from within the shadows of the realms beyond the unknown On the edge of imagination, above all comprehension Emerges the enigmas, the notorious spectres craving retribution At the stroke of midnight a conjuring of hate, fear and deceit Reincarnated through metamorphosis Prepare yourself for the ultimate hellevision spеctacle "The Hexеcutioners"
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Feb 06, 2026
Why would you go in there It's an abandoned slaughterhouse What are the odds that all the scary tales are untrue Why turn on the lights The flashlight will do just fine There's no way the monster would be right behind you The villain's waiting Anticipating The end should not be surprising Cause we all know the drill Everyone knows that the devil is found in the details Repeating it over again every round on the same rail Cause legends are made of clichés Yeah, the legends are made of clichés When there are spooky sounds Why do you have to go and see When you're running for your life why would you stumble The villain's waiting Anticipating The end should not be surprising Cause we all know the drill Everyone knows that the devil is found in the details Repeating it over again every round on the same rail Cause legends are made of clichés Yeah, the legends are made of clichés When the monster's chopped up and burned There's not a thing you have learned He shall return Everyone knows that the devil is found in the details Repeating it over again every round on the same rail Everyone knows that the devil is found in the details Repeating it over again every round on the same rail Cause legends are made of clichés Yeah, the legends are made of clichés Cause legends are made of clichés Yeah, the legends are made of clichés
Submitted by Morgoth — Apr 26, 2025
Raining down like thunder Ripping up the sky Now I hunt the hunter Be prepared to die Danger in the darkness Carnivore by trade Whores and saints are targets Screaming out my name Neon storm Demon horns Evil born Godlike form Syntax terror Syntax terror Syntax terror Syntax terror Spreading the corrosion Octopus of steel Unstoppable in motion Shooting off the reel Twisted and contorted Fueled by living hate Whores and saints are targets Screaming out my name Neon storm Demon horns Evil born Godlike form Rubidium Hot cesium All liquid steel Hard rain for real Electrified True genocide Here comes the rain Now say my name Syntax terror Syntax terror Syntax terror Syntax terror Neon storm Demon horns Evil born Godlike form Neon storm Demon horns Syntax terror
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Apr 26, 2025
That's a smile He paints it right on his face Trying to hide the things that he's done He is vile His whole act is all fake Sweating bullets under the gun His past is left behind It's all forgiven but it's not out of mind Skelephant in the room Crashing out of its closet (As if no one would notice) Skelephant in the room Agree to be blinded Look the other way Did the time For societies debt The debt was bigger than what came due So he lies And hopes they forget Cause he would fry if they only knew His past is left behind It's all forgiven but it's not out of mind Skelephant in the room Crashing out of its closet (As if no one would notice) Skelephant in the room Agree to be blinded Look the other way (Buried deep) Buried deep in history (History) Remaining bits of mystery (Mystery) There are secrets that are still hiding (Consensus) Consensus of the secrecy (Secrecy) Approval of his lunacy (Lunacy) Behind his grin, he is truly smiling His past is left behind It's all forgiven but it's not out of mind Skelephant in the room Crashing out of its closet (As if no one would notice) Skelephant in the room Agree to be blinded Skelephant in the room Crashing out of its closet (As if no one would notice) Skelephant in the room Agree to be blinded Look the other way
Submitted by BloodShrine — Apr 26, 2025
"This saturday night: see the only area appearance of the fourteen time SCG world champion, The Minister of Sinister, as he takes on his arch rival The Retro, in an elecrified, barb-wired steel cage. Did I also mention the cage is on fire?" "That's right, monsters. Come and see the biggest match of the year. Oh, yeah!"
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Feb 06, 2026
Marquee proclaiming Lost symphony of yore Elite awaiting The long-forbidden score Unholy notes The church forbade The melody composed It's Satan made Death by overture Killharmonic orchestra (Killharmonic orchestra) Final premiere Killharmonic orchestra (Killharmonic orchestra) (Killharmonic orchestra) There is a reason This symphony is banned The last show of the season And the patrons are now damned Unholy notes The church forbade The melody composed It's Satan made Death by overture Killharmonic orchestra (Killharmonic orchestra) Final premiere Killharmonic orchestra (Killharmonic orchestra) Death by overture Killharmonic Demonic frequencies collide The gates of hell are opened wide (Killharmonic orchestra) Death by overture Killharmonic orchestra (Killharmonic orchestra) Final premiere Killharmonic orchestra (Killharmonic orchestra) Death by overture Killharmonic
Submitted by Pestilence — Apr 26, 2025
There's a voodoo store in Harlem They spell magic with a k It's a stupid place to steal from But you did it anyway Now that you own me Things are very strange Cause some figurines aren't playthings Now it's my turn to play I'm collectible But I come with a curse You gotta have the set to save your soul You feel the urge I'm collectible Evil spirit trapped in plastic A demon in a toy Playtime becomes drastic Bloodbath after joy No one should ever Take me out of my box I warp your mind until I'm real Then I begin to talk I'm collectible But I come with a curse You gotta have the set to save your soul You feel the urge I'm collectible And now You need a sacrifice to get the final piece (So sacrifice) A heart will suffice as long as it still beats, yeah I'm collectible But I come with a curse You gotta have the set to save your soul You feel the urge I'm collectible I'm collectible But I come with a curse You gotta have the set to save your soul You feel the urge I'm collectible
Submitted by Grave666 — Apr 26, 2025
"Lordians Monster Squad, monsters of the universum!" "The monster squad: five diabolical individuals sent form the infernal depths of hell to fight goodness throughout the universum." "Hella: with removable head and undead eyes can see goodness from miles away." "Uh-oh, I can see the forced of good heading our way!" "Kone: with rocket-pack and glowing feet can burn his victims to a burnt crips." "Excellent! Booooiiiing!" "Mana: shoots acid-covered drumsticks from his nose." "Eeeeww!" "Hiisi: with whip-like tounge he can slice a human in half." "Wow, what a mess!" "And Lordi: with his demonic death-wings he can fly down on his victims and crush thеm to a pulp." "Holy shit! Way to go, Monster Squad!" "Figures sold separatеly. Exclusively at ."
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Feb 06, 2026
Is that still Andrew what’s his name Wearing Leatherface Last time that I checked Jason played by Kane Why won’t there ever be Gremlins number three Pages filled with ink outlining things Where’s my bible I can read Who got slaughtered By whom and how Dude I used to know Fangoria I want my I want my Fangoria Machete and a hockey mask A star is made of that A sweater green and red Finger knives and hat Necronomicon cast Henrietta, Evil Ash Pages filled with ink outlining things Where’s my bible I can read Though VHS is dead The characters survive the brutal test The test of time
Submitted by Grave666 — Apr 26, 2025
On winter mornings you can hear her steps Up in the attic where her body was found laid to rest This mansion’s never gonna be at peace Her soul will wander in these halls and she will never sleep On winter mornings you can hear her steps Up in the attic where her body was found laid to rest This mansion’s never gonna be at peace Her soul will wander in these halls and she will never sleep Her name's Hellizabeth Echoes of screams of death Ghostly voices in the wishing well Hellizabeth Hear them calling, won't you lift your spell Hellizabeth The house has been deserted for some time Rats and spiders only living things cause they don’t mind From the garden, there’s a perfect view In the attic, from a window, she stares back at you Her name's Hellizabeth Echoes of screams of death Ghostly voices in the wishing well Hellizabeth Hear them calling, won't you lift your spell Hellizabeth //SOLO// Hellizabeth Ghostly voices in the wishing well Hellizabeth Hear them calling, won't you lift your spell Hellizabeth Ghostly voices in the wishing well Hellizabeth Hear them calling, won't you lift your spell Hellizabeth
Submitted by Finntroll — Apr 26, 2025
"Friday night on the SCG television network, the thrilling season finale of the The Hexecutioners." "This meat can use some salt. Has anyone seen cousin teddy?" "I haven't seen him in a few days." "I haven't seen him either, or, have I? Maybe he's just laying around. Muhahaha. Let's eat." "Don't make me hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry." "The Hexecutioners!" "This friday at 9PM eastern and 6PM Pacific."
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Feb 06, 2026
In a nightmare within fantasy Neon spider in a web of laser beams Digital brain in control Luminous brightening Phosphorus lightning Flashback fever in Retropolis Past believers of Retropolis A collective mind, electrical Flesh puppets writhe on carbon tentacles Digital brain in control Luminous brightening Phosphorus lightning Flashback fever in Retropolis Past believers of Retropolis Blood of mercury Bionic Twisting entropy Iconic Flashback fever in Retropolis Past believers of Retropolis Flashback fever in Retropolis Past believers of Retropolis
Submitted by BloodShrine — Apr 26, 2025
There are those who pray a lot They don't get what they want They call out for justice they won't get If they'd only say my name We could play my game I find the mark and then start ripping flesh In the dead of night When the evil fly You will get what you've been craving I can help you get revenge With frighteousness All I ask is that you pledge With frighteousness (frighteousness) Join me on my crusade Smite with justice in my name To show your faith make one burnt offering There's hunger to endure And pestilence for sure You can't replace that old-time suffering In the dead of night When the evil fly You will get what you've been craving I can help you get revenge With frighteousness All I ask is that you pledge With frighteousness (frighteousness) In the dead of night When the evil fly You will get what you've been craving I can help you get revenge With frighteousness All I ask is that you pledge With frighteousness (frighteousness)
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Apr 26, 2025
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Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Feb 16, 2026
Some people find me disturbing They might even say I'm a freak Not understanding my convictions I'm in the crowd disappearing Blending in to the scene Determined in my dedication Everyone's a work of art I need to keep them as they are I am compelled to get Each item in the set In the limited deadition line In the limited deadition line In the limited deadition line In the limited deadition line (Limited deadition) Got me a priest from the Far East All of my nuns come from Rome I finally have my favorite teachers I'm even open for trading A king or a queen would be nice A president would be a keeper Everyone's a work of art I need to keep them as they are I am compelled to get Each item in the set In the limited deadition line In the limited deadition line In the limited deadition line In the limited deadition line (Limited deadition) You would look so fine Gotta make mine I am compelled to get Each item in the set In the limited deadition line In the limited deadition line In the limited deadition line In the limited deadition line (Limited deadition)
Submitted by Corpse Grinder — Apr 26, 2025
When you talk do your loved ones hear? Do they not seem to care? When you stand by their bed side Is it like you're not even there? Can you walk through a brick wall? Can you freeze can you burn? Do you feel small and pressured? Like you're inside an urn? When laws of physics don't seem to apply I hate to tell you this cause sounds to me like You might be deceased Your expiration date came due You might be deceased Yeah, you might be deceased Did you look both ways Go crossing over highway lanes? I bet you didn't get that checked Ignoring what your doctor said Can you walk through a brick wall? Can you freeze can you burn? Do you feel small and pressured? Like you're inside an urn? When laws of physics don't seem to apply I hate to tell you this cause sounds to me like You might be deceased Your expiration date came due You might be deceased Yeah, you might be deceased Let's get to the bottom of this We got somewhere we can start My diagnosis will be confirmed Cause your name's carved in the graveyard You might be deceased Your expiration date came due You might be deceased Yeah, you might be deceased You might be deceased Your expiration date came due You might be deceased Yeah, you might be deceased
Submitted by Pestilence — Apr 26, 2025
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