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Sip! Sip! Sip! Sip! Sip! Sip! Sip! Sip! Sip! Mineral water Sail all day, through the storm and thunder To fill our chests with bitcoin and gold Drink all night, in the after-plunder Our thirst for thirst will never grow old Fight all day, those who won't surrender Will face the wrap of our cannon bowl Party all night, throw your greens in the blender Squeeze your juice at the captain's call A pirate's real treasure is health 'Cause we are Sober! Pirates of milkshake Old buccaneers of masala chai Sober! Skulls without headache Gonna be sober until we die! Sober! Pirates of milkshake Old buccaneers of masala chai Sober! Skulls without headache Gonna be sober until we die! An apple a day keeps the doctor away So we chew iPhones while we chase our prey We'll enslave your crew and put them on their knees And stay fit to prevent cardiovascolar disease In a Pilates ship you can't do as you please We're the personal trainers of the seven seas Our cannon's loaded with a kettlebell So do the plank or walk the plank! A pirate ship driver must pass the alcohol test That's why we are... Sober! Pirates of milkshake Old buccaneers of masala chai Sober! Skulls without headache Gonna be sober until we die! Sober! Pirates of milkshake Old buccaneers of masala chai Sober! Skulls without headache Gonna be sober until we die! Yo-ho-ho for the ginger tea (ginger tea, ginger tea) Yo-ho-ho for the ginger tea (and we're sober 'til we die) Yo-ho-ho for pineapple juice (pineapple juice, pineapple juice) Yo-ho-ho for pineapple juice (and we're sober 'til we die) Liver's a pirate's best friend 'Cause we are 'Cause we are 'Cause we are Sober! Pirates of milkshake Old buccaneers of masala chai Sober! Skulls without headache Gonna be sober until we die! Sober! Pirates of milkshake Old buccaneers of masala chai Sober! Skulls without headache Gonna be sober until we die! Gonna be sober until we die! Gonna be sober until we fuckin' die!

Submitted by Morgoth — Apr 26, 2025

Reflecting in the mirror, do you remember 50 pounds ago? You were known as Dino Cazaurus, the virtuoso of the popcorn After a year of the gym, with your free family membership It was free family cause you counted for 3 Now watch yourself again No pain, no gain Your pecs are shining bright Look at the mirror straight It is not gay And if it were, then what's the problem? It will never end Your thirst appeased with protein shakes It will never change Till muscle memories awake Just flex and flex, flex and flex To be a better person but only on the outside! You'd win at arm wrestling with your friends, if only you had still friends You'd lift your girlfriend 10 feet high, if only you had a girlfriend You lost your car, your home, your job, in alphabetical order You gained a 10% discount, on prozis.com Fibers will recompose Now strike the pose Staying 'til the end But janitors have to close You're the last one They yell at you "please go back home" It will never end Your thirst appeased with protein shakes It will never change Till muscle memories awake Just flex and flex, flex and flex Flex and flex, flex and flex What have you done, putting inside you trenbolone Stanozolol inside your veins now You're on steroids, biceps are huge like asteroids But this is also gonna increase your level of the estrogen Look at yourself again, a gorgeous case of gynecomastia Drinking your hormones blend, with your bothfriend Zhe's lovely and zher name's Fernand@ It will never end Your thirst appeased with protein shakes It will never change Till muscle memories awake Just flex and flex, flex and flex To be a better man but only on the outside (Are you assuming my gender?) To be a better woman but only on the outside (You're just a transphobic TERF!) To be a better mammal but only on the outside

Submitted by johnmansley — Apr 26, 2025

In the free state of Chiapas, in the city of San Ju-an There was a bruja pequeña, guapa come un orangután She was a chava melancólica, le dolía el corazón So she brewed the Calimojo, a Maya love poción Ahi ahi ahi ahi Un murciélago primavera se cayó en el calderón Ahi ahi ahi ahi Se salió la calavera de un pinche demonio chingón Ohe! El chupacabra cadabra Is merciless y macabra, bringer of maldición Ohe! El chupacabra cadabra Is spiky but also glabra, you left the poor brujita Sin amor y sin sabor He's a perrazo malvado, his bite is brutal Removes the olor and the worm, from the tequila and the mezcal Por los campos el se va, disembowelando each animal Aumentando el chupamiento de forma exponencial Ahi ahi ahi ahi Se toma un cabroncito como si fuera un chapulín Ahi ahi ahi ahi Nada lo puede parar, hasta hydroxychloroquine! Ohe! El chupacabra cadabra Is merciless y macabra, bringer of maldición Ohe! El chupacabra cadabra Is spiky but also glabra, you left the poor brujita Sin amor y sin sabor Through the desert of Chihuahua, from the Sierra of Guadalupe Came an enmasquarado warrior, el jefe Chapo Chups Desert of Chihuaua! Sierra of Guadalupe! Enmasquarado Warrior! Come Chupa Chups! Chasing the chingado perro, for the goats and libertad Armado with a rifle and su buena voluntad Chingado perrito! Goats and libertad! With an AR-15! Buena voluntad! Caminando, Navegando, Chateando! (Manzotin, Manzotin) He found a Maya PDF enshrining an old prophecy inside a group on Telegram But the archivo was infectado with a malware matador Only an old geek had the license of the antivirus curador Archivo infectado! Malware matador! Norton antivirus! Resto in goleador! He was Lucas Montañero, el Chamuleño hackerador He unlocked and read the file en su old computador Lucas Montañero! Viejo commodore! San Ju-an Chamula! Cocacola lord! Y leyendo, interpretando, descifrando! (Rasputin, Rasputin) Dijo "Bleach", a chida Maya word of obscure significado que en inglés es "bleach" And so el Chapo received from the Chamulenyo hackerador The goblet of bleach and "Asada Quebrada" The precolombian app to track and trace the Chupacabra After two weeks of climb and descent across curved paths He finally reached the Fauces del Volcán Popocatépetl Where the Chupacabra was fly-fishing without much success As el Chapo found the beast he screamed: In the name of Big Farm, I'll eradicate you! And from six feet apart he started to fire his deadly bleach droplets... And so the battle began! But the Chamuleño bleach was ineffective And the Chupacabra fought back and started chupating El Chapo's upper respiratory tract, making him choke Desperate and hopeless was el Chapo Until his precolombian app started to shine from a notification that said: The FDA grants you Emergency Use Authorization of the spell "Asada Quebrada" 95% effective against Chupacabras Ahi ahi ahi ahi, Asada Quebrada, the spell of Inferno These are spike cactus' summoning words, a Mayan frightening tune Chinga tu madre vete a la verga, puto pendejo cabrón Me meo en tu tequila sal y limón, usted es un pinche huevón Ahi ahi ahi AIDS, Asada Quebrada, it's a kind of magic The Spike booster pierces the perro malvado, taking his breath away Chinga tu puta perro cabrón, la perra que te cabró Me cago en tus huevos, gusano chingón, eres un taco strapón Chinga tu puta perro cabrón, la perra que te cabró Me cago en tus huevos, gusano chingón, eres un taco strapón Chinga tu puta perro cabrón, la perra que te cabró Me cago en tus huevos, gusano chingón, eres un taco strapón Chinga tu puta perro cabrón, la perra que te cabró Me cago en tus huevos, gusano chingón, eres un taco strapón After three shots the monster mutated and retired in his den near a lake Researches of UNAM call him "Chupacobra" a harmless and endemic snake Then came an eagle, trying to chupate him, but its taste was disgusting and shitty In a concrete mixer she spat him and made him the pillar of Mexico city Chapo chups became a farming class hero, a star like Vicente Fernandez But the adverse effects of his spell turned him into a groundhog named George W. Sanchez Sanchez! Sanchez! Sanchez! Sanchez! El pueblo was rejoicing, inside Mexico DF Singin' this haggadic refrain, celebrating Sanchez If you just beat the Chupacabra, and didn't throw the bleach at him It would have been enough, dajenu Sanchez! Da dajenu! Da dajenu! Da dajenu, dajenu Sanchez! If you just threw bleach at him, and you didn't say Asada Quebrada It would have been enough, dajenu Sanchez! If you said Asada Quebrada, and didn't make him an endemic snake It would have been enough, dajenu Sanchez! Da dajenu! Da dajenu! Da dajenu, dajenu Sanchez! If you made him an endemic snake, and didn't steal Frida Kahlo's tweezers It would have been enough, dajenu Sanchez! If you stole Frida Kahlo's tweezers and didn't murder Lev Trotzky Disguised as Christian de Sica's uncle, dajenu Sanchez! Da dajenu! Da dajenu! Da dajenu, dajenu Sanchez! If you murdered Lev Trozky, and didn't make the Mexico Open Just for Djoković, dajenu Sanchez Just for Djoković, you took a trip to Wuhan To see the BSL-4 lab... Da dajenu! Da dajenu! Da dajenu, dajenu Sanchez! Da dajenu! Da dajenu! Da dajenu, dajenu Sanchez!

Submitted by BloodShrine — Apr 26, 2025

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Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Apr 26, 2025

Johnny got the blues in Tennessee But Caitlyn trampled him with an SUV The diggers are back in town (Back in town) The diggers are back in town (Back in town) Dimmu Boogie is gonna lay you down, alright, yeah A thousand people gonna dance the swing with a seal If you fall asleep at the Titanic's wheel The whole wide world will start dancin' can can If you eat a Ozzyburger in Wuhan Dimmu Boogie is gonna lay you down From Matagalpa or Hollywood Taste the comfort of our cherry wood The diggers are back in town (Back in town) The diggers are back in town (Back in town) Dimmu Boogie is gonna lay you down JFK and Kurt Cobain Are singin' the "twist and shot" And the dancing champion Oscar P Is gonna open fire at the Boogies beat The diggers are back in town (Back in town) The diggers are back in town (Back in town) Dimmu Boogie is gonna lay you down, alright Dee-dee-diggers are back in town Dee-dee-diggers are back in town Dee-dee-diggers are back in town Dee-dee-diggers are back in town Dimmu Boogie is gonna lay you down Dee-dee-diggers are back in town Dee-dee-diggers are back in town Dee-dee-diggers are back in town Dee-dee-diggers are back in town Dimmu Boogie is gonna lay you Dimmu Boogie is gonna lay you Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself

Submitted by Celtic Frost — Apr 26, 2025

We know exactly who they are And exactly what they're doing There's been a deep connection since our very first date Through our microchip implanted by Bill Gates You can feel above us, it's in the air And it's not just condensation, it's a cumtrail from my plane Do you believe in the power of love? (Nibiru) Do you believe in the power of George? (Soros) Please tell me you ain't gonna tell me no lies like the CNN does Oh, baby, baby, you're my NWO This is the Protocol of the Elders of Zion of Love Baby, baby, you're my NWO (My NWO) And when I see you my HAARP will go on (The New World Order) Wake me up when September 11 ends With an Area 51 photo in your hands I don't care if you're flat like our Mother Earth The only thing I want from you is that you tell me "I love Q" Do you believe it was an inside job? (Thermite) Do you believe in infowars.com? (Alex Jones) Don't ban me if I climb on Capitol Hill like Twitter just did Oh, baby, baby, you're my NWO This is the Protocol of the Elders of Zion of Love Baby, baby, you're my NWO (My NWO) And when I see you my HAARP will go on But the government is spying on our incoming calls While your 5G spot's receiving my antenna So I'm wondering if I have to take this blue pill or not Finally see what's behind the blue eyes of a reptile Oh, baby, baby, you're my NWO This is the Protocol of the Elders of Zion of Love Baby, baby, you're my NWO (My NWO) And when I see you my HAARP will go on I don't like 'em puttin' chemicals in the water that turn the friggin' frogs gay

Submitted by Infernal Flame — Apr 26, 2025

In the multiplex dungeon of magic projections, I suddenly felt in a rush The dark Montezuma, blinded by vengeance, cursed me with a black mana flush I longed for the wisdom of Pozzi Ginori, to cast out its watery spell But the merciless tide of unholy war-cream was haunting the room with its smell I finally reached the holy pail The Power of Imodium will turn the hands of fate The Power of Imodium will seal the sacred cave The Power of Imodium will turn the hands of fate The Power of Imodium will finally lock the gate The Ivory throne was standing before me, when demons awoke from their sleep The hygiene gatekeepers grabbed their blazing brooms, and furiously started to sweep I reached for my pocket, in search for a potion, of Loperamide hydrochloride Then lights started glowing, the hole of the inferno was ripping my guts open wide I could not believe my eyes The Power of Imodium will turn the hands of fate The Power of Imodium will seal the sacred cave The Power of Imodium will turn the hands of fate The Power of Imodium will finally lock the gate Quando la diarrea ti sorprende (Bù bù settete, bù bù settete) E la digestione si sospende (Acciderboli, acciderboli) Quando la diarrea ti sorprende (Bù bù settete, bù bù settete) Imodium! Imodium! Imodium! Imodium! Imodium! I'm just a poor boy with a diarrhea bout Cagarella Salmonella Cagarella Salmonella Squaquerone, culo scureggione, prot! J'ai la diarrée j'ai mal au cul! Escerichia coli has taken over him Mama mia (come pizzica)! Mama mia (come brucia) Mama mia, per carità (per carità) Escerichia coli Montezuma dibidaliduma Montezuma dibidalidù Behelzebutt - behelzebutt Please set my fragile bowels free! Vom Durchfall Please set me free! מהשילשול Please set me free! Od proliva Please set me free! من الإسهال Please set me free! De la diarée Please set me free! Oд поноса Please set me free! De la cagalera Set me free! The Power of Imodium will turn the hands of fate The Power of Imodium will seal the sacred cave The Power of Imodium will turn the hands of fate The Power of Imodium will finally lock the gate

Submitted by Cyberwaste — Apr 26, 2025