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Do do do do Do do do do We Are A band That do Music Sometimes When we feel motivated And (AND) Our (OUR) Name (NAME) Is (IS) H-Hold on a second... Hey! What's up, dude? Not much man, just recording an intro to our CD Yeah Yeah. It's sounding really heavy and bombastic Uh huh Really? Cool! Well, uh, we hired an orchestra and everything and it's really expensive so I should probably go and finish this song I'll call you later, alright? Alright, cool I'll talk to you later Okay Bye Where was I? Oh yeah... Our name (NAME) Is (IS) Psychostick
Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026
You wanna be like me? You wanna soften up? It ain't easy so you better step your game down, son! Whatcha think you know about fuckin' up? Take a seat, let me show you how it's not done I can talk the talk, and avoid the walk I can make the same choices and rely on luck Got excuses for days that I'll defend Gonna ride the C- till the bitter end I scare off all my friends I forget to take my vitamins Life can throw anything at me I will always react the same Get emotional and hang my head in shame When I get knocked down I get upset about it When I get upset I do nothing about it When I get put down I get obsessed about it I ignore advice from everyone Don't need self esteem, when your pride's enough Cuz I suck Got ya beat at how much I suck I'm the WORST You think you're just like me? You think you're born to fail? You don't know the lost cause of this hollow shell I'm broken as fuck, I'm damaged goods The burned out Little Engine that Never Could I'm a caged tiger that sits and waits For someone to kindly open the gate I'm the guitar that gently weeps I'm a door mat so wipe your feet on me I can't admit I'm wrong I forget to call my mom Life can throw anything at me I will always react the same Whine online and find someone else to blame When I get knocked down I get upset about it When I get setback I do jack shit about it When I get knocked down I get depressed about it Gonna shut the door and wish that I could die I could off myself but I'm too lazy to try Cuz I suck I'm pathetic and I also suck Smashing boundaries on how to suck Got Self-diagnosed OCD manic bipolar personality with ADD borderline hyperactive mood swings Impulse control-lacking, antisocial Histrionic narcissistic all-avoidant codependent A.D.D.... hold on, I think I already said that Self-loathing people hating Way too much masturbating Overthinking, overeating Oversleep and drool Cynical, critical Randomly hysterical Miserable My voicemail is always full Scatterbrained, paranoid Chronically unemployed Scared of phone calls And I hate ordering pizza Way too self-righteous Failing every drug test Issues with trust And I sneeze when I'm nervous ACHOO Ugh, excuse me When you ask me if I'm okay I will dodge it relentlessly I'll say I'm fine and I don't need therapy When I get knocked down I get upset about it When I get upset, I lay down and wallow in it When I get walled in, I get cryptic about it I'll keep doing the same things everyday Cuz if I do, I bet things will change Cuz I suck I bet tomorrow that I'll still suck My endlessly complex set of issues gives me a sense of identity Thus I suck No one sucks as much as I suck ACHOO Whew
Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026
You know what day it is It’s undeniably, indisputably, unquestionably, indubitably Undebatably, incontestably, unequivocally, irrefutably Unmistakeably Tuesday Tell me what’s the day that comes after Monday? Tuesday Tell me what’s the day that comes before Wednesday? Tuesday Tell me what’s the day that’s furthest from Saturday? Tuesday What’s the day that comes once a week? It’s Tuesday, my favorite day of the week No obligations that affect me significantly Let's hear it for Tuesday! Tuesday, Tuesday, I like Tuesday I like today which is Tuesday TUESDAY! Whatcha got going on on Tuesday? What’s going on on Tuesday? It's Tuesday, my favorite day of the week Nothing exciting but aggressive monotony Let's hear it for Tuesday the most average day of the week! Maybe I'll take a nap while I'm doing a load of laundry Tuesday, Tuesday, I like Tuesday Do you like Tuesday too... zday? Tuesday, Tuesday, we like Tuesday This song is about Tuesday! Get it?
Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026
Listen, there's something I need to say to you I've been thinking about it a long time but I couldn't find the words Until now I fucking hate you You're the worst Everything that you do Is really annoying If you were drowning I would smile I don't like you On a personal level I fucking hate you You're the worst I fucking hate you And if you died I know I'd cry Tears of joy from deep inside You'll waste away while we celebrate It may seem harsh But you're a dick (Eat shit) I fucking hate you You're a douchebag I hope every time that you're barefoot You step on a Lego I hope every puzzle you make Is missing one piece I hope you develop An allergy to sex I hope your children Can't learn to read I fucking hate you You're an asshole I wish you'd die See your family cry Collect their tears in a vial Mix them in a cocktail Dancing on your grave Popping the champagne This one's for you, this one's for you Oh, this one's for you, you piece of shit Douche canoe, you flying fucking discharge whoring prick I fucking hate you You're the worst I fucking hate you I think I said everything I needed to say I hope this doesn't come as too much of a surprise I just want you to know I meant every word of it Every syllable Truly and sincerely from the bottom of my heart I fucking hate you Fucking hate you
Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026
Do you want a taco (taco) Do you (Do you) Do you Do you want a taco (taco) Do you (Do you) Do you Do you find every thought you have's about it Do you ache every second you're without it Does it feel like your very soul's on fire A burning desire Do you hate anyone who keeps you from it Would you anything until you got it Would you slay a thousand zombies If it meant you were gonna get one Do you want a taco (taco) Do you (Do you) Do you Do you want a taco (taco) Do you (Do you) Do you Do you feel inner peace because you hold it Would you fall in despair if you had dropped it Does it meet every need you have inside You feel so alive Do you crave all the simple pleasures of it Does the taste qualify to call transcendent Can you claim that to taste it is to know the mind of God What can I get you? I would like 4,000 tacos and 1 diet coke How many tacos? Uh, that would be 4,000 Four THOUSAND tacos and 1 diet coke? Yes sir Do you consume it or does it consume Do you consume it or does it consume Does it consume you Do you consume it or does it consume Do you consume it or does it consume You
Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026
I've got the strength of ten thousand men Driven! To see my goals to the end This Train! Has no breaks I'll achieve my dreams no matter what it takes Determined! To fulfill my aspirations Try not to lose My concentration? Uhh. Da, da, da something about inspiration, I-I'm lost I don't even know where to go from here I really like the part you're talking about got no breaks Maybe that could be the pre-chorus Yea, keep it going Like: Trains! Got no breaks Cars! Got no breaks Boats! Got no breaks That doesn't-that last part doesn't make any sense Boats don't have breaks though Right, because our boat can′t be stopped No, no no, all boats, don't have breaks If they don′t have breaks, how do they stop? It's more like a reversed throttle If they don′t have breaks, how do they stop? It's on the water, have you ever seen a boat, Josh? Yes, I have seen a boat, Matt Oh, yea, show me the breaks on a boat, Josh? But, we're talking about metaphorical breaks Exactly, but there is no boat I get it It′s a metaphor (see, yeah) for our motivation (right, exactly) And the boat is our motivation (yeah) and It can′t be stopped because it has no breaks Exactly then (yeah, thank you) It's not a metaphor They really don′t have breaks But the, the point of the song Is that this is not about breaks (I get it, how are you not getting it!?) or not It's about our goals man It′s about breaking through, smashing boundaries (Exactly!) Exactly, but a boat doesn't have wheels, to have breaks To reverse throttle, (The wheels are inside you!) Guys! Guys! Guys! Guys! (What?) We′re picking this up later, alright? We'll get lunch and then we'll replace that pre-chorus with Something that actually makes sense But it does make sense (No it doesn't make any sense!) Sometimes I see boats not going this very way I mean they gotta stop somehow? Shut up! We′ll come back to this later, Jesus!
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — May 05, 2026
There ain't no party like an introvert party Cause an introvert party don't start Now they say I'm not much of a people person But I know how to party Fridge is stocked with snacks and food Music playlist sets the mood Got a cooler full of booze Friday night, this weekend's mine It's finally time to let loose It's introvert party time Staying home and being lame Introvert party time Gonna read a book or play a video game Introvert party time Dodging social obligations Introvert party time Annoyed by conversations What? Hey! You watch the sportsball game? He hit a touchdown and found the goal basket! Disrupted by extroverts This one way conversation burns Assaulted by extroverts You bring the yap, I bring the hurt I'm hunted down by "people people" Before the call, my night was peaceful A "bad connection," the call was dropped Cause you bring the talk Talk talk talk talk talk Man, you gotta come out tonight. You owe me for leaving my birthday party! But I was tired... You were my ride! At the store waiting in line Cheap tequila, salt, and lime Texted by my friends all day I'm giving in, I'm going out Being social in my own way It's introvert party time At a barbecue playing on my phone Introvert party time Sneaking out the backdoor alone Introvert party time Let's get together some other day Introvert party time Gonna go back home and that's where I'll... Hey man, you wanna go to a bar and throw darts at a circle? Surrounded by extroverts Small talk stalkers on high alert Assaulted by extroverts You bring the yap, I bring the hurt Flanked left and right by "people people" Before the swarm my night was peaceful I spot the exit, it's time to walk Cause you bring the talk Talk talk talk talk talk Don't leave! I'll buy you a beer! You want Original Piss or Piss Light? Leave me alone Leave me alone Leave me alone Your quiet disinterest makes me want to tell you all about myself! Leave me alone Leave me alone Leave me alone Excuse me, your zipper's down Leave me alone Leave me alone Leave me alo-..oh *zip* Hey, whaddya doin' after this? Let's go out to a dance club, pay 30 bucks a drink and flop around Leave me alone Leave me alone I don't wanna talk to you Leave me alone Leave me alone I just wanna be at home Leave me alone Leave me alone Shouldn't have come out tonight Wish I could block in real life Hey, what's your name? You seem a little uncomfortable. I totally get it. I don't like big groups either Hey! I found this old shoe! Who wants to take a shot out of it? Oh fuck yeah! Right over here! Introvert panic time My worst fears are coming true Introvert panic time Boy, you gonna take a shot out of that shoe! Introvert panic time Panic attack anxiety Introvert panic time Hey, he's minding his own business! Get him! (Fuck him up!) Surrounded by extroverts They wanna fight, it's red alert Assaulted by extroverts Ow! Owww! These punches hurt Flanked left and right by angry people Before the brawl my night was peaceful Knew this would happen, I had a hunch Now they bring the punch Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! You should socialize more! You took three hours to text me back! It's rude to not make eye contact when people are trying to punch you! Should've stayed home! I wanted to! Shut up See, this is why I don't go out
Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026
Do you Do you have Do you have the Do you have the balls You were thinkin' with your dick. Thinkin' with your dick Thinkin thinkin thinkin thinkin thinkin with your dick Thinkin with your weiner. Thinkin with your schlong Thinkin with your rinky dinky diddley dinky dong You got a broken heart cuz you were thinkin' with your dick You're broke out of cash from spending money with your dick You got a broken nose she had a boyfriend who has a dick Now you're home alone with porn, your right hand, and your dick Thinkin with your sausage. Thinkin with your stick Thinkin with your teeny weenie dinky winkie wick Thinkin with your twinkie. Thinkin with your twig Thinkin thinkin thinkin always thinkin with your dick Do you Do you have Do you have the Do you have the balls Do you have the balls to not listen to your penis Do you have the balls to not listen to your penis Then you didn't wear protection you were thinkin' with your dick Now it burns whenever you are peeing with your dick She's knocking on your door with news that's gonna make you sick Looks like you knocked her up cuz you were thinkin' with your dick Thinkin' with your pecker, thinking with your prick Congrats you are a father you were thinkin' with your dick Thinkin' with your willy, thinkin' with your wang Now you gotta rethink your life but have to use your brain Do you Do you have Do you have the Do you have the balls Do you have the balls to not listen to your penis Talkin' 'bout wieners
Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026
Oh, no! Babies everywhere Everybody's having babies! Crying and pissing and burping and spittin' and fussin' And shittin' while making you rue the day Babies. Too many babies Listen up everyone, here's the scoop Babies like to turn your money into poop Newborns all look like aliens They spawn on this planet and abduct your best friend Sleep deprived, want to die, as I rock him to sleep Work all day, rinse, lather, then repeat Sing a lullaby while ignoring the smell Gotta keep the thing alive or you'll end up in jail Babies will whine and cry All day and night What I'm trying to say is I don't wanna have baby That's a "no," not a "maybe" Everybody says I'm crazy Cuz I don't wanna raise a baby I may end up really lonely But at least I'm not a daddy I don't wanna clean up vomit Or wipe off a poopy heiny Oh, YEAH! I can get a vasectomy! Denying parents grandbabies Sisters and brothers and fathers and mothers And aunties and uncles all push me to reproduce Chew toys do not pacify Listen up, everyone, here's the deal You're not the one that's gonna end up paying the bills Parenthood's a prison of barf and tears A mandatory minimum of 18 years Overpopulation is rising too So let's add another mouth to compete for food Take a good look at me, tell me now Do we really need another me running around? Babies will break the bank And crush your dreams What I'm trying to say is I don't wanna have a baby That's a "no", not a "maybe" Pay someone to sterilize me That will ensure I have no baby I think I'd rather have rabies Than to rear a human baby All the money I'd be saving Could buy a robot or a puppy So much poop Too much pee No free time No more sleep Kill me (Baby Noises)
Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026
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Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026
This next song's called "Uhhhnngg" Uhhhnngg, uhhhnngg When I feel sad inside I get all uhhhnngg When I see you walk across the street I go uhhhnngg Uhhhnngg, uhhhnngg
Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026
How could you? I stepped into the room to see The truth of you betraying me A guilty look upon your face Lit up by the glow of your laptop screen How could you watch our show without me? Was I not worth waiting for? How can I get caught up to where you are with a whole season or more? How can we talk about our theories when I'm so behind? Now a sea of episodes between us has me lost inside Stream stutter Our bond is buffering and the show can't go on Stream stutter Another broken stream a connection lost You say you'll watch it all again Lie to myself, as I pretend You glance excitedly at me Before every pivotal scene No I didn't know that character died, but I guess I know it now You claim you didn't realize you got mixed up somehow I wish that you could see what your thoughtless binging did to me And you - you think it's all okay although you spoiled everything Stream stutter Connection throttling, and the show can't go on Stream stutter Another frozen screen from a wicked heart I'd wait for you but maybe I Should watch it by myself tonight I'll see the last ones all alone Till 6am on my phone I'll give you 13 Reasons Why You're Breaking my heart Bad You Parked and Rec'd my soul Now I join the Walking Deadwood My trust is a House of Cards My Orange is the New Black Mirror A Game of Boardwalk Empires Gives Stranger Thrones than, uhhhh... Westworld Give me your username and password! Thanks! Stream stutter buffering - how could you do this to me? Stream stutter throttling - how could you do this to me? Stream stutter Our bond is Stream stutter Our time is Consider our binging cancelled
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — May 05, 2026
The pre-chorus Will go here We'll fill it in Later Blah blah blah Temporary Gonna be the Pre-chorus That was good, it actually just gave me an idea We could do cool uh Time signature switch-ups so it'd be like They should be— sound a little more like this Uh, that was— that was terrible That was complete dogshit Wait, wait, wait, shut up, we should do a guitar solo No, shut up, we should do a bass solo Drum solo We should all do solos at the same time No, it's never been done before So awesome Stop We're soloing together So good Stop it For the love of god, stop We completely lost sight of what the original song was about It was about— it was supposed to pump you up Get you ready to face life Yeah it's awesome Screw it, why don't we take our microphone, go to the gym, and record a bunch of guys working out Put it in the song too Nah, I'm joking, that was sarcasm Yeah, that's pretty good actually We should take what we've done so far, put some sweet production on it so we can hear the final product, and just finish the rest later I'm down, I like where your head's at, Rob No, no, no, god damn it, no That is not what I'm saying That was sarcasm
Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026
(Verse 1) I'm here at the grocery store In the frozen food aisle, honeys cracking a smile Done up in pajama pants Sandals and socks left the house without giving it a second thought Dignity bailed out Long ago, but I'm feeling comfortable Hobbling around in your tight slacks, wishin' you could be this relaxed (Verse 2) I'm talking about up in the morning, don't wanna get dressed Least amount of effort, forget all the rest Why yes, these are Yoshi pajama pants Thank you for noticing. They're the best (Pre Chorus 1) People say I look lazy Can't they see that does not faze me? Judging yet they don't know I am going commando (Chorus 1) Socks and sandals and pj pants (comfortable) Socks, sandals, pajama pants (relaxing) Socks and sandals and pj pants He looks awesome! Socks, sandals, pajama pants I look AWESOME (Post Chorus 1) In my socks and sandals, socks and sandals Socks, sandals, and pajama pants I got my socks and sandals, tell me can you handle? (Verse 3) Wait. Let me adjust I'm freeballin' so sometimes it's a must That guy has no self-respect. Laundry neglect? Naw, I'm legit Wish you had the balls to live this lifestyle Cuz after a while you'd stick to it Go with the flow Takin' it slow Let yourself go Cuz we both know I'm not taking the fast lane If it's all the same, I'll remain on the comfort train All aboard! Got your ticket? Cross this line, it's a one-way trip Wave goodbye to giving a shit I'm living this life like it's meant to be lived (Pre Chorus 2) People say that I look lazy Can't they see that does not faze me? Envious, they all stare I'm not wearing underwear! It's so freeing! (Chorus 2) Socks and sandals and pj pants. (No restriction) Socks, sandals, pajama pants. (Zero friction) Socks and sandals and pj pants That must feel awesome Socks, sandals, pajama pants This feels AWESOME (Post Chorus 2) When I'm in my Socks and sandals, socks and sandals Socks, sandals, and pajama pants I got my socks and sandals, tell me can you handle I got them socks. He's got them socks I got them sandals. Open toe! Go to the store in socks, sandals, and pajama pants I got my socks. You got them what? I got flip flops. He's the MAN I'm pumping gas in socks, sandals, and pajama pants (Outro) Socks and sandals Socks and sandals Made of flannel Pajama pants Socks and sandals Socks and sandals Made of flannel Gonna make you dance Socks and sandals Socks and sandals Socks and sandals Pajama pants
Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026
Where did I put my keys? Oh no I really need to leave I'm late They should be right here but they're not I've looked everywhere but they are gone WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY? I LEFT THEM RIGHT HERE AND NOW THEY'RE GONE! I GOTTA GET TO WORK! I'M FUCKING LATE! I ALWAYS DO THIS FUCKING SHIT! WHY CAN'T I JUST KEEP MY KEYS IN ONE SPOT... OH! There they are, silly me! That's right They were in the pants I wore last night I should not overreact like that Now where did I put my wallet at? YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME! FIRST MY KEYS AND NOW THIS? I SWEAR TO GOD, I... Oh, there it is
Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026
THIS NEXT SONG IS CALLED GURRRRRR GURRRRRR E-YUGGHH GURRBLARRBBLLRRLARRR HLLYAAAAAA HRRYAAA ERRR EEE YEERRRRRR ERRR BLRRBGBRRR BAARRHHH UGGHH WAARRHHH UGHHH EEHH UEYREHHH
Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026
Aw crap Oh fine God damn it Saturday, sure My god, what have I done Move his stuff Move his stuff Move his stuff Move his stuff Staring at the wall, what have I committed to? A sacred social pact, something you cannot undo Friendship maintenance and guilt forms a moving crew If I do not help you move then you won't help me move You told us all to be here right at noon yet you are still packing and Guilty of betrayal number one We're working but you have been slacking Up and down and up and down and up and down the stairs again You hoard all your useless crap you refuse to donate to Goodwill and I sacrifice my weekend to wading through your forsaken loot and We repeatedly ask "What is this? Where's this go? What do you do with this?" I now descend down the stairs prone all alone in the spider basement Up and down and up and down and up and down the stairs again Up and down and up and down I wish that you were not my friend What is all this pointless shit you kept Ugly lobster tongs from your Uncle Jeff Curse your box that's overstuffed with textbooks you forgot exist Oh shit, woah This is fun It's moving day Nothing says "Thanks, buddy" Like a $5 Little Caesars Hot and Ready It's moving day Nothing gives life meaning Like doing heavy lifting all day and sneezing It's moving day Nothing says commitment Like the friend with the truck that couldn't make it It's moving day I just love getting splinters Then whacking my shins before smashing my fingers God damn it, ow Two more trips We got this Move his stuff Move his stuff There's more stuff So much stuff Flinch from that dog that barks every freakin' time you pass by it And we disagree, please tell me, how do you move a goddamn plant Drip on my head now it rains and I'm wet, the boxes are ripping and Spilling all your cables kneeling down, on the ground Now my shoes are all squishy DVI and VGA, S-Video and RCA USB 1, 2, and 3, mini, micro, A and B 40-pin IDE, a wired mouse from ‘93 Broken parts you can’t replace, ya better keep ‘em just in case Guilty of betrayal number two All the restaurants closed and it's too late for food You disappeared two hours ago Come back and now you smell like reefer Dude, I'm about to beat you to death with this vacuum cleaner It's moving day! So glad it's raining I'm hauling your junk as you stand there complaining It's moving day! Well, this is a treat! The sun's gone down and there's nothing to eat! It's moving day! Betrayal number three You exaggeratted how quick this would be It's moving day! Havin' so much fun! It's 1:00 am and we're still not done Moving a couch Moving a couch Hold on a second, I'm losing my grip Moving a couch Moving a couch Ow, ow, you're crushing my hand Moving a couch Moving a couch We're moving a couch Ugh, let's stop for a second Should we take the legs off Should we take the door off No no no, just tilt it a little that way No, my right, not—not your right Tilt it up and twist it, like No Cool, we put another hole in the wall Well, kiss that deposit goodbye Fuck that door, we didn't need it anyway Break out the chainsaw Gonna cut it in half One love seat's now two recliners I'll set all your stuff on fire Burn it to the ground Burn it to the ground Furniture Burn it to the ground Burn it to the ground Watch it burn Burn it to the ground Burn it to the ground Old apartment Burn it to the ground Burn it to the ground New apartment too Burn it to the ground Burn it to the ground Burn it to the ground Burn it to the ground Burn it to the ground Burn it to the ground Hey, do you need both of these blenders Burn it to the ground Burn it to the ground 'Cause I really need a blender I really like smoothies, I saw a sweet recipe online I wanna try it, my blender's broke You have two, doesn't make any sense
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — May 05, 2026
Friday night, 1994 Me and my friends are stepping through that door To see movies, VHS and DVD On shelves as far as the eye could see Flicks I seek and I would always find Joy in the aisles whatever I desired SNES and NES and Sega Genesis Unless some jerk beat me to the one I wanted Should've come a little sooner, but I digress! One by one I watched them close Or turn into a "Cash for Gold" The movie palace that gave us hope gives out payday loans And this kids will never know Blockbuster Video Every weekend we would go Then we'd bring the movies home Netflix ain't got nothing tonight And Redbox leaves me dead inside My childhood video rental spot is now a parking lot And the kids will never know Sunday night, it's time to take 'em back It's 11:47, better get to haulin' ass I'm running red lights, ignoring stop signs Cuz last time I didn't pay the late fee a collection agency was coming after me Barely made it! Whew! Little did I know I was rushing to return my final video What can we resort to now? To pretend that we're going out? A sacred ritual lost to time and we can't rewind And the kids will never know Hollywood Video Every weekend I would go And bring my treasures home On-demand can lick my balls And torrenting takes way too long There's only one place that I wanna be, but it's up for lease And the kids will never know (Guitar Solo With Vocalization) Kah! Kah Kah! Kah! Whieirrr! Whieirrr! Whieirrr! Wih-Whieirrr! Wih-Wuh-Wih-Wah-Wherr-Wah-Wih-Wir-Wherrrr! Ah-Werr-Nah-Wir-Nah-Wir-Nir! Dah-Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah-Nih-Nah! All of those Gaaa-Eee-Aaaa-Eeeaaaa-Ee-Aaa Eee-A All of those gaaa-Eee-Aaa-Eee-Aaa-Eee-Aaaeee-Aaa-Eee-Aaaeee-Aaa-Eee-Aaa-Eee-Aaa-Eee-Aaaa-Eee-ames!-Aaa-eee-aaaames-aah! (Outro) Wow, what a different time we're living in Wow, what a different time we're living in (And the kids will never know) What a different time we're living in (And the kids will never know) What a different time we're living in Lah! Dah Dah Dah Dah! Lah Dah Dah Dah Dah Dah! Lah! Dah Dah Dah Dah! Lah Dah Dah Dah Dah Dah! Lah! Dah Dah Dah Dah! Lah Dah Dah Dah Dah Dah!
Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026
I've got the strength of ten thousand men Driven! To see my goals to the end This train! Has no breaks I'll achieve my dreams no matter what it takes Determined! To fulfill my aspirations I won't loose my inspiration I am strong I fight a lot So I'm gonna fight you Trains got no brakes Cars got no brakes Boats got no brakes They use the reverse throttle Rob back off the mic I can hear you drinkin' coffee Yeah whatever, like it's gonna ruin the song The pre-chorus will go here We'll fill it in later Blah, blah, blah Temporary Gonna be the pre-chorus Drum solo! Lifting weights got no brakes Lifting weights got no brakes Lifting weights ain't got no brakes Life is like a boat
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — May 05, 2026
Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello You were thinkin' with your dick. Thinkin' with your dick Thinkin thinkin thinkin thinkin thinkin with your dick Thinkin with your weiner. I wanna do it again. I-I-I'm not Do you have the balls to not listen to your ahhh! That wasn't it Kay Friday night nineteen ninety fuurrr There you go Netflix ain't got- Hahaha I don't know why that was funny It was not that funny It was not funny at all What can we re- I'm overthinking it now And the kids will never know Hollywood Video Every weekend we-I wo- GOD...DAMN IT! I would go! Not we! Hollywood Video Every weekend we would go-I would go and- ahh. Ahh. Ahh. Nahh. Bleh. Mmmbleh. Mmmmmblehhh. Bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh. Mmmbleh When are you gonna give me some god damn grandchildren? Ahaha Stream stutter Another broken stream a connection-fuck! Stream stutter Another frozen screen from a wicked heart God damn it! Frozen screen from a wicked hear-haha. No! Wicked heart! Frozen screen from a wi-haha. No! No! I said no Stream stutter-ahaha. Trying to do too much passion Another-hur, hur, hur, hur, hur, hur Hey man, you ever had whisky out of a shoe? Whew man whatchu think of that band Pantera? Shit, you better walk on home! Hey man, you got Shit, I like their tatter tots! Say girl, I'd like to eat your ass. I'd lap your ass all up like some grits and biscuits! You think you're just like me? You think you're born to fail? You don't know the lost cause of this hollo-*cough It’s undeniably, indisputably, unquestionably, indubitably, undebatably, berability, unareility, hur, hur, hur Tuesday What’s the day-bleh bleh. Tell me what's the day. Hahaha! Uhhhnngg, uhhhnngg Uhhhnngg, uhhhnngg, pain When you uhhhnngh Uhhhnngg feel You truly are the worst human being I have ever met by a very large margin Truly and sincerely from the bottom of my heart I fucking hate you I fucking hate everything that you are Everything about you just irritates me to the point where I want to strangle you, but I don't want to touch you 'cause you're fucking disgusting Get the fuck away from me This is maybe the take What? This is maybe the take Yeah, you can maybe play it There it is You can maybe play it I don't know why I messed up Tony did it Tony! God damn it Tony Same place? Drum solo! Drum solo! Drum solo! Ahahaha! So it's come to this? Up and down- ahaha that didn't work Up and down- what the fuck? Up and down and- That's right there's-tha- I get- Ok, I get the metaphor, the car's got no brakes, the train's got no brakes. It's like our metaphor 'cause we're not stopping 'cause our motivation- Exactly! Boat's got no brakes! Boat's got no brakes! That's what I'm saying, there's no brakes on a boat Josh! You don't get it! No! I get it, you don't get it! There's no brakes! They gotta stop somehow! That's where the not braking happens It goes in reverse! It never stops! Just like the motivation, it doesn't stop 'cause it doesn't have brakes! I need a break from this conversation! I wanna give you a break! Break it up fellas! I'm losing track of the like the logic and it's making it hard to figure out what I'm arguing Hey everyone. Thanks for listening to the new Psychostick CD. In only took uhh four years. Oh no. Oh four years this should be way better. Oh no. Well, There's always next time right? See you guys in 2022. Ok bye
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — May 05, 2026
Hey, do you want to go out to the dance club? Pay 30 bucks a drink and flop around? Do I? Yo, I'm Rob! Yeah, Psychostick We're in the club finally We're gonna flop I'm sorry the bubbles distracted me Let me teach you how to flop Gonna teach you how to flop First you put your hands on the ground (Uh huh) Then you put your face on the ground (What?) You put your whole body on the ground And now that you're down on the ground it's time to (It's time da) (It's time da) (It's time da) It's time to flop, flop Floppin' all over the floor It's time to flop, flop You know you flop good when you look like a trout (trout) Trying to get air but you can't, 'cuz you're a trout On the dance floor That's the way to flop, flop That's the way to flop Hey, watch me flop Ladies love my moves like (ahh) Hey, ooh, let's all drop To the floor and flop flop flop flop Flop flop flop flop flop flop flop flop Where you gonna flop? Where you gonna flop? Where you gonna flop? Where you gonna flop? Flop flop flop flop flop flop flop (Woo) Flop Don't you know the flop? It's the hottest dance around man (yeah) When I hear that beat you know I gotta then Shake my body like a fish up on the dock man This is the flop, can you do the flop can? (yeah) You convulse yourself looking like a salmon Swimming up river to the mating beds (Damn, It's time to swim up stream and fertilize some eggs) You gotta flop, flop Like a fishy fishy flop (flop) Come on everybody flop Get down on the ground face down And flop flop around, (flop) to the sound Like a trout (floppin' like a trout, floppin' like a trout) Or a salmon Or a tuna Or a shark Something out of the water I got cans I want to teach you how to flop I want to school you how to flop I want you to get down to the floor Get down, get down, and do the flop I want to teach you how to flop I want to school you how to flop I want you to get down to the floor Get down, get down, and do the flop (Ooh) You flop so good (Ooh) Yeah you flop so cool Floppin' like a trout, floppin' like a trout (flop flop flop) Floppin' like a trout, floppin' like a trout (floppin' like a trout) Floppin' like a trout, floppin' like a trout (woo) Floppin' like a trout, floppin' like a tilapia DJ Tilapia It's time to flop, flop Floppin' all over the floor It's time to flop, flop You know you flop good when you look like a trout Trying to get air but you can't, 'cuz you're a trout On the dance floor That's the way to flop, flop That's the way to flop Floppin' like a trout, floppin' like a trout I wanna flop till I drop Floppin' like a trout, floppin' like a trout Do whales technically flop? Now floppin' like a trout, floppin' like a tilapia No they- I guess they could flop That's the way to flop C'mon everybody flop Get down on the ground face down and do the flop DJ Tilapia This has been Psychostick, and we've been flopping Stop, drop, and flop
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — May 05, 2026