Hellcock's Pornflakes

{Intro:} Our Job Is Gonna be Deliberate I Hope (Explosion Sounds ) (Gun Shots)

Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Feb 21, 2026

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Sjongejonge stomme lul, tis hier toch kei vaak boven nul?! Neem een hapje uit m'n zeehond, Ben je hier naartoe gefietst of ben je nou per sledehond? No!!!! Ik zie, de buurvrouw nie, zo vaak, raar, maaaar, waar ik op sta, is da'k er nie-te-kwaad-maak! Ze zaagt een wak in m'n vloer, die stinkende spleetoge-hoer! Mettie bontmuts op d'r kop haalt ze dan d'r hengel op Als ik vraag, wat er is, Klaagt ze steeds 'hier zit geen vis' Maar o,o,o, wat een ramp, Nu zuipt ze uit m'n lavalamp! Het enige dat voor haar telt is dat d'r iglo dagelijks smelt! Dus...

Submitted by NecroGod — Apr 25, 2025

People weep, because of me 6 feet deep, dead as I can be Fortunately I don't need a light I am dead so I'm completely blind Fortunately I can't smell my breath No working nose & lungs, no stench of death The only thing I wanna do Is having an eternal break or two Unfortunately for me no luck My coffin is coughin', what the fuuuuck !!! Coughin' coffin- I can't sleep Coughin' coffin- 6 feet deep Coughin' coffin- almost burst Coughin' coffin- coughin' dust! Eyeballs rotting in my sockets Surchin' now through my pockets Sometimes it's sneezing too I'm looking for an Anta Flu I wish that someone fucking told My coffin suffers from a cold 'f I still lived I might 've been laughin' in my fuckin' coughin' coffin !!!

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Apr 25, 2025

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Pu-ssy-juuuuice !!!!!! I'm in a candystore, what do I seeeeee? Flavours...like strawberry, & melon, banana-taste, they have cherry, oh what a waste! Cuz what I really wanna choose A Chup-a-chup that taste like pussyjuice!!! 'Can I help you sir?' and I look up at her She's gorgeous in that skirt Oh yeah you can my love, take your panties off Please bend over it doesn't hurt! Do me a favour, a certain flavour Is what I want suckin' Chup-a-chup Yeah I'm a dude, that dislikes fruit Only taste-of-cunt-is-good! She pulls up her skirt, this bendin' over bird My favourite kinda meat, it smells so sweet Vibrating eggs disappear between her legs She-is-my-recipe! Vibrating eggs snore, sound of buzzing fills the store She dripps from her lips, between her horny hips Ofcourse I also wanna fuck it, but first this fluid in a bucket After that I put it in the freezer, Next to my pussyjuice Bacardi Breezer! Do you wanna be my favourite recipe?!! Pussyjuice, the taste for me !!!! Lick it & suck it !!!! [8x] Pu-ssy-juice, chup-a-chup-a-chup! [2x]

Submitted by BloodShrine — Apr 25, 2025

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