Time II: Party

Alrighty crew, let's go I am Captain Yarrface, and I am back With my ship, and my crew, and my new cowboy hat Welcome back Captain Yarrface, that hat looks so good on you Ya ha ha harr I have returned from across the waves Riding my seahorse into the fray Don't be silly now captain, a seahorse is far too small No it isn't We will bring you to your knees We're cowboys of the sea We're back and we're ready to fight Rumahoy's going to kill you tonight Ready your weapons and charge (Loose cannons) Show them no quarter, murder their daughters Now is the time to say yarr (Ahoy) Steal all their toys, and kill all the boys Ready your weapons and charge (Loose cannons) Under the water, it's time for a slaughter Cos we are the cowboys of the sea Yee haw Sailing the seas of the wild wild west Digging for treasure on a pirate quest We've not found any treasure except for this moldy shoe Keep digging, crew With a crack of the whip, and a shot from a gun We'll eat our beans and we'll drink some rum I can't handle it captain, my insides are going to burst We will do just what we please We're cowboys of the sea We're back and we're ready to fight Rumahoy's going to kill you tonight Ready your weapons and charge (Loose cannons) Show them no quarter, murder their daughters Now is the time to say yarr (Ahoy) Steal all their toys, and kill all the boys Ready your weapons and charge (Loose cannons) Under the water, it's time for a slaughter Cos we are the cowboys of the sea We will bring you to your knees We're cowboys of the sea We're back and we're ready to fight There's no escaping you're locked in our sights Rumahoy's going to kill you tonight Ready your weapons and charge (Loose cannons) Show them no quarter, murder their daughters Now is the time to say yarr (Ahoy) Steal all their toys, and kill all the boys Ready your weapons and charge (Loose cannons) Under the water, it's time for a slaughter Cos we are the cowboys of the sea Yee haw

Submitted by Corpse Defiler — Apr 26, 2025

Come on everybody, welcome to the sea There's a big pirate party for you and for me The snow is falling, but we don't mind Jump into our sauna, and there you will find That we've got the beer, and we've got the rum So take off your clothes, and fire your gun We are Rumahoy, this is who we are So come to our party and we'll all say yarr Time to party on a ship in the sea Under the cold winter sun A pirate's life is the life for me Lets drink a barrel full of rum Time to party on a ship in the sea Under the cold winter sun A pirate's life is the life for me Lets drink a barrel full of rum Huffman's at the party, cooking some meat Every pirate loves a BBQ treat We've got a hundred wenches, shackled and chained We'll force them to party til they go insane Today is the day, tonight is the night We're gonna drink rum in the pale moonight (yarr) It's time to party, it's as real as it gets I am Captain Yarrface, don't you ever forget Time to party on a ship in the sea Under the cold winter sun A pirate's life is the life for me Lets drink a barrel full of rum Time to party on a ship in the sea Under the cold winter sun A pirate's life is the life for me Lets drink a barrel full of rum Do you know what time it is? Time to party on a ship in the sea Under the cold winter sun A pirate's life is the life for me Lets drink a barrel full of rum Time to party on a ship in the sea Under the cold winter sun A pirate's life is the life for me Lets drink a barrel full of rum

Submitted by Celtic Frost — Apr 26, 2025

Bang! Bang! I'll shoot you with my gun Bang! Bang! Bang! I'll shoot you with my treasure gun Bang! Bang! I'll shoot you with my gun Yeah I'll shoot you 'til you're dead and then I'll drink some rum Bang! Bang! I'll shoot you with my gun Bang! Bang! Bang! I'll shoot you with my treasure gun Bang! Bang! I'll shoot you with my gun Yeah I'll shoot you 'til you're dead and then I'll drink some rum I've got a gun, it's made out of treasure When I shoot you in the face, it gives me lots of pleasure The bullets are diamond and the trigger is gold It's a really good gun and it's very very old Bang! Bang! Bang! That's the sound it makes Valuable gems are the ammo it takes If you really want to try it, just give me a call Captain Yarrface says guns for all Yarr! A treasure gun It's my favorite weapon Alright, lets go and Shoot it at a pirate Bang! Bang! I'll shoot you with my gun Bang! Bang! Bang! I'll shoot you with my treasure gun Bang! Bang! I'll shoot you with my gun Yeah I'll shoot you 'til you're dead and then I'll drink some rum Bang! Bang! I'll shoot you with my gun Bang! Bang! Bang! I'll shoot you with my treasure gun Bang! Bang! I'll shoot you with my gun Yeah I'll shoot you 'til you're dead and then I'll drink some rum I once knew a man, who lived up a tree He didn't like my gun, so I shot him in the knees Now everywhere I go, the people celebrate When they see my treasure gun, they tell me that it's great YARR AHOY! All the pirates say When I start to shoot my gun, they all run away But don't be afraid, it's really quite fun Let's fire a hundred bullets from a lovely treasure gun One shot Two shots Three shots I can't count any higher than three So I guess it's time for a sing-a-long Bang! Bang! I'll shoot you with my gun Bang! Bang! Bang! I'll shoot you with my treasure gun Bang! Bang! I'll shoot you with my gun Yeah I'll shoot you 'til you're dead and then I'll drink some rum Bang! Bang! I'll shoot you with my gun Bang! Bang! Bang! I'll shoot you with my treasure gun Bang! Bang! I'll shoot you with my gun Yeah I'll shoot you 'til you're dead And then I'll eat a loaf of bread And then I'll sleep inside a bed And then I'll drink some rum

Submitted by Nargaroth — Apr 26, 2025

Gather round my friends, and I'll tell you of the greatest pirate man It's me, Captain Yarrface! And this song is all about my life Are you ready? Here we go Born in the sea at the age of five I've drank lots of rum every day of my life Once I was sailing all around the place When a giant shark ate my entire face I punched that stupid great white shark Right between the eyes 'Cos I am Captain Yarrface And I will never die Yo ho and a bottle of rum Steal some treasure, Fire a gun Yo ho and a bottle of rum Set sail! Drink ale! Yo ho and a bottle of rum Captain Yarrface number one Yo ho and a bottle of rum Set sail! Drink ale! Rum! Ahoy! Yarr! Rum! Ahoy! Yarr! Yo ho ho! Well I didn't have a face and I didn't have a crew So there was only one thing left to do I put on a mask, and I started a band And now I sing songs all across the land I baked the biggest pie I killed 100 guys I've only got one eye And I will never die Yo ho and a bottle of rum Steal some treasure, Fire a gun Yo ho and a bottle of rum Set sail! Drink ale! Yo ho and a bottle of rum Captain Yarrface number one Yo ho and a bottle of rum Set sail! Drink ale! Rum! Ahoy! Yarr! Rum! Ahoy! Yarr! Yo ho ho! We're the greatest pirate band, in the fucking world All those other pirate bands, make we want to hurl I'll spew all over Running Wild I'll vomit on Red Rum I'll chuck my guts on Swashbuckle And Alestorm are shit I baked the biggest pie I killed 100 guys I've only got one eye And I will never die Yo ho and a bottle of rum Steal some treasure, Fire a gun Yo ho and a bottle of rum Set sail! Drink ale! Yo ho and a bottle of rum Captain Yarrface number one Yo ho and a bottle of rum Set sail! Drink ale! Rum! Ahoy! Yarr! Rum! Ahoy! Yarr! Yo ho ho!

Submitted by MetalElf — Apr 26, 2025

Harambe I came from a land where it doesnt snow Far to the south of the North Congo Captured by an explorer crew Imprisioned me in a tiny zoo Oogachaga oogachaga ooga ooga oogachaga Oogachaga oogachaga set me free Hey! Harambe, King of the jungle Greatest animal in the zoo Hey! Harambe, pirate gorilla If you were alive you could join our crew Hey! Harambe, King of the jungle Greatest animal in the zoo Hey! Harambe, pirate gorilla If you were alive you could join our crew Hooks out for Harambe Hooks out for Harambe Hooks out for Harambe I spend all day and night it seems Swept away in my pirate dreams Drinking rum straight from the flask I long to wear a black ski mask Oogachaga oogachaga ooga ooga oogachaga Oogachaga oogachaga set me free Hey! Harambe, King of the jungle Greatest animal in the zoo Hey! Harambe, pirate gorilla If you were alive you could join our crew Hey! Harambe, King of the jungle Greatest animal in the zoo Hey! Harambe, pirate gorilla If you were alive you could join our crew Oogachaga oogachaga ooga ooga oogachaga Oogachaga oogachaga ooga ooga oogachaga Break those chains Harambe We're coming to get you Because I am Captain Yarrface And welcome to the zoo Hey! Harambe, King of the jungle Greatest animal in the zoo Hey! Harambe, pirate gorilla If you were alive you could join our crew Hey! Harambe, King of the jungle Greatest animal in the zoo Hey! Harambe, pirate gorilla If you were alive you could join our crew Hooks out for Harambe Hooks out for Harambe Hooks out for Harambe

Submitted by Pestilence — Apr 26, 2025

Alright all you glorious pirate boys and girls It's time for you to go completely crazy Are you ready? This is Poop Deck Party Woke up in the morning at a quarter past eight Feeling kinda thirsty, some rum would be great Went up to the deck, looking for a drink But all I could find was a terrible stink Poo over here, and poo over there There is pirate poo everywhere Gonna clean it up? Nah fuck that Let's have a poop deck party, and wear a pirate hat Alrighty, it's time to pick up the shit And throw it in the air Here we go Poop Deck Party It's where I want to be I am Captain Yarrface And welcome to the Poop Deck Party Poop Deck Party It's fun for you and me I am Captain Yarrface And welcome to the Poop Deck Party Poop! Deck! Poop! Deck! Poop! Deck! Poop Deck Party! Poop! Deck! Poop! Deck! Poop! Deck! Poop Deck Party! Yo ho my name is Captain Chris I'm about to spit some fire on the newest pirate hit I've been living in the sea for a week or three So all you landlubbers better listen to me You know that treasure is my pleasure and poo won't do Now i've got an epic pirate quest for you We're gonna party party party party all night long While Captain Yarrface sings this song Everybody in the house say yarr (Yarr!) Everybody in the house say yo ho ho Everybody in the house say yarr (Yarr!) Everybody in the house, lets go! Ha ha ha! Little boy Bowes, that was very good But now I'll show you how a real pirate does it Let's go Poop Deck Party It's where I want to be I am Captain Yarrface And welcome to the Poop Deck Party Poop Deck Party It's fun for you and me I am Captain Yarrface And welcome to the Poop Deck Party Poop! Deck! Poop! Deck! Poop! Deck! Poop Deck Party! Poop! Deck! Poop! Deck! Poop! Deck! Poop Deck Party! Poop Deck Party It's where I want to be I am Captain Yarrface And welcome to the Poop Deck Party Poop Deck Party It's fun for you and me I am Captain Yarrface And welcome to the Poop Deck Party

Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Apr 26, 2025

I come from a land, far far away Where we brew great beer every single day It comes in pints and it's served ice cold And the recipe to make it is very very old But today I have come to you shitty little town And my smile has turned right upside down Cos they served me a beer and it tastes like piss I am Captain Yarrface, I can't drink this! So I believe that you will trust me When I say that this beer's no better Than what I produce in my bathtub The beer from my town is better than yours The beer from my town is better than yours And all your women are ugly whores Cos the beer from my town is better than yours The beer from my town is better than yours The beer from my town is better than yours I could teach you, but I'd have to charge Cos the beer from my town is better than yours I went to France to drink some beer It tastes like greasy anal smears In Germany I quaffed a lot of booze It reminded me of smelly old shoes I drank a pint in Eng-er-land But it was warm and tasted bland And when I got very drunk in Belgium I thought I was drinking toilet scum So I believe that you will trust me When I say that this beer's no better Than what I produce in my bathtub The beer from my town is better than yours The beer from my town is better than yours And all your women are ugly whores Cos the beer from my town is better than yours The beer from my town is better than yours The beer from my town is better than yours I could teach you, but I'd have to charge Cos the beer from my town is better than yours So I believe that you will trust me When I say that this beer's no better Than what I produce in my bathtub Awww mate it's fucking disgusting The beer from my town is better than yours The beer from my town is better than yours And all your women are ugly whores Cos the beer from my town is better than yours The beer from my town is better than yours The beer from my town is better than yours I could teach you, but I'd have to charge Cos the beer from my town is better than yours

Submitted by The Void — Apr 26, 2025

I have inhaled a thousand years of dust Where is my crew? They have been captured by mummies Set sail! Set sail for Egypt, sailing down the Nile Robbing old tombs, that’s Rumahoy's style We found this old pyramid in an alley downtown Out the front there were scarab beetles all around Cabinboy, get the rum, we’ll shoot through that door Bootsman, prepare for a monstrous roar Of a curse being unleashed for the first time in an age Will we find a treasure gun, It’s just to soon to say As we smashed through that ancient opening Hieroglyphics be damned I have inhaled a thousand years of dust Where is my crew? They have been captured by mummies I have inhaled a thousand years of dust Stranded alone Glory and treasure are here no more Searching through the dust, there's no-one to be seen Nothing left of my crew except this plate of beans Mummies all around me, crawling down the walls I hear their incantation, a deadly zombie call Mummies, zombies, yarr ahoy Secret, passage, underground Dusty, chamber Scarab, beetles, everywhere Deep in the tomb, I find my crew Chained up surrounded by mummies I fire my gun, the mummies explode Now lets get the hell out of here Running, from the, zombie tomb Escape, to the, overground I have inhaled a thousand years of dust Where is my crew? They have been captured by mummies I have inhaled a thousand years of dust Where is my crew? I have inhaled a thousand years of dust Where is my crew? They have been captured by mummies I have inhaled a thousand years of dust Stranded alone Glory and treasure are here no more My name is Captain Yarrface, and I am the greatest pirate in the whole world

Submitted by Grave666 — Apr 26, 2025

We docked Port at noon, south of Seattle I was chomping down on some glorious cattle For tonight we were going on a casino crawl Gamble our treasure, pleasure for all The first place we went, had an oderous stench A smelly old hobo, and an ugly old wench I hoppped up to her, and winked in her direction She gazed her eyes down to my pirate erection With that we made haste Into the night, what a sight There's more to enjoy Now lets go, ahoy Well we drunk, and we danced With my good eye I glanced A hotter wench With my hook at full mast Such beauty, what a booty I whipped out my flask to have a drink With my hook at full mast So i ditched that old carp, and put on my hat I'm Captain Yarrface; I'm better than that I stumbled up, to the new bird I spied I gave her the wink, worked last time I tried To my surprise, she fell at me knees, Pulled down my pants, and what did she see? She wasn't impressed, she'd seen it before Though my rusty old cannon was standing full bore I picked up my hat My pants and my gun, now lets run There's more to enjoy Now lets go, ahoy Well we drunk, and we danced With my good eye I glanced A hotter wench With my hook at full mast Such beauty, what a booty I whipped out my flask to have a drink With my hook at full mast Hold on a second Somebody's stolen my hat I'm gonna kill everyone in this fucking pub Starting with you

Submitted by Pestilence — Apr 26, 2025

Oi you give us your song Piracy’s a crime, and we like crime And we steal songs all the time But I’d rather live my life like this Than trying to write my own pirate hits We live each day drinking some booze Saying ahoy and stealing your tunes But copyright thieves we must be So give all your royalties to me We have gone and stole your song And if you sue we’ll drink some rum Your guitar pro to us must go Cos we are here to say AHOY! Rum Rum Rum BANG! Rum Rum Rum BANG! Rum Rum Rum BANG! We've sailed very far, for Netflix and Yarr And told great tales of the Huffman's bar The Quest for Heritage Digging for Rum Has shown us the wrath of the Haitian Slam We Killed all the Trolls to say Ahoy! Now we're on a Pirateship having no joy But copyright thieves we must be So give all your royalties to me We have gone and stole your song And if you sue we’ll drink some rum Your guitar pro to us must go Cos we are here to say AHOY! We have gone and stole your song And if you sue we’ll drink some rum Your guitar pro to us must go Cos we are here to say AHOY! Rum Rum Rum BANG! Rum Rum Rum BANG! Rum Rum Rum BANG!

Submitted by Celtic Frost — Apr 26, 2025