Slund 'Em All
Slund 'em all It’s the blastoff Slund 'em all Microphone check - one, two, what is this? A Tribe Called Slund is "Back In Business" No it's not EPMD, it’s the SLUND Coming with a full length to fuck up your anatomy You wanted this shit, now it’s here, come and get it A longplay for your ass, this song is just to set it off It’s the blastoff, I'm cool like the Hoff I promise you this album’s cool, there’s not a single song ‘bout love It's an album full of positive vibrations, still ignored by smooth jazz stations Don't take it all too serious, some things are meant ironically But when I grab the mic, like INS, I bomb atomically Yeah, and it don’t quit I think you're in the mood for some motherfucking Slund shit So sit back, relax, listen to it track by track Soon you'll see this album's wondеrfull Motherfucker, Slund 'em all Slund 'еm all It’s the blastoff Slund 'em all Break it down Tell your friends, tell your neighbours Slund is back
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 14, 2026
Walking through the woods Without a care in the world Oblivious, unaware The Slund beast is waiting Attack, attack Attack of the Slund beast
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 14, 2026
Let there be noise Keep it fast, keep it rough 200 BPM's not enough Deadly frequency destroys Let there be noise Let there be noise Deadly frequency destroys Let there be noise
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 14, 2026
Self inflicted mental damage Self created disadvantage Self inflicted - pain addicted Self inflicted - pain addicted Mental torture, mutilation Self harm, total devastation Self inflicted mental damage An unconscious suicide Open wounds soaked in acid Discomfort normalized Misery by own fault Careless ways of self destruction Self inflicted - pain addicted Self inflicted - pain addicted
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 14, 2026
I grab the mic and I tear it up, what, this is Slund cut Rough stuff, shit you can’t get enough, turn it up The sound from below the underground My flow won't let go, tear you up in the first round Here it is, my dark style from the abyss You're dismissed as your lips get kissed by my fist Don't resist, turn it up louder My stuff is more addictive than that fucking white powder Lyrical executioner Wanna come and flex, muthaslunda test my stamina Test my flow, turn around and just go Don't even look back when my mode is on attack This is no commercial crap, no whining on a wack track It's the raw noisy shit known to cause a heart attack One man rat pack, lyrical maniac Wanted dead or alive for murdering the track Yeah, I came here to bring you fear Lyrical murderer, pain for your ear Raw stuff, somewhat rough, keep your eyes shut This is no Mickey Mouse shit, this is Slund cut Cut, Slund cut Cut, Slund cut Lyrical destruction, raw cut production Going in a noisy and grimy direction Masked face, no trace, hide in your safe space Coming through, coming through Like the invasion of "da mad face" Oh shit, the beat won’t quit Watch out for my flow as I start to spit And I'm never coming wack with my Slund cut attack, no You know I come correct and you know this ain’t techno Heck no, this is the real shit you've been waiting for Feeling like I'm Biggie when I kick in the door Cut, Slund cut Cut, Slund cut
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 14, 2026
Ivan Drago should have won Nothing against Rocky I just think it would be fun Ivan Drago is cool Ivan Drago's fucking cool
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 14, 2026
Funky fresh shit Funkyfresh shiznit Funky fresh shit Won't allow you to quit Funkyfresh noise dealer An instant mood killer Funky like the Fresh Prince Call it grind or call it mince Funky, funkyfresh If you bang your head to this Prepare to shit your pants from whiplash Funky, funkyfresh It's too late to fight it It's embedded in your flesh Funky fresh shit Funkyfresh shiznit Funky fresh shit Won't allow you to quit
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 14, 2026
Deep rooted aggression Spreading like cancer, growing inside Suffering morphed into silence Violence can not be the answer again Can't we learn from past mistakes? Let's evolve Have we really come this far just to destroy ourselves? A violent past is no excuse to mess it up Let's evolve! Let's evolve Kill aggression An eye for an eye leaves everyone blind
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 14, 2026
From the deepest depths of hell Coming with an evil noise Bringing pain in form of sound A basket full of torture toys The Slund demon will possess you He'll live inside you And he'll poison you with noise The Slund demon will posses you There's nothing you can do Don't even come with Jesus Slund demon's not impressed You think the mighty Slundor Is scared by some wus in a robe?
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 14, 2026
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! 187 with his 666 I come with the flow straight from down below I'm not talking about Australia, I am talking about hell, bro I was sent by an evil entity Sent to bring you noise by the first OG OG Satan Blood in - blood out 187 with his 666 OG Satan we hail thee Manifest your noise through me Use my body, do it quick Let me help you make people sick My music's horrible, it will take you alive And you thought nothing could be worse than Maroon 5 Well think again muthaslunda, this is hellcore Pain in form of music that you simply can not ignore
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 14, 2026
1 2 3 4 get your booty on the floor Step up, have fun, 4 3 2 1 Left kick, right kick It looks sick, do it quick Left, right, left, right Practice 'till you do it right This is the Slund shuffle Not the Charleston Swing your arms from side to side like Carlton
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 14, 2026
Dead on the inside Hopes and dreams have died Future denied Only way out suicide Dead, dead, dead inside Dead, dead, dead Dead inside Dead on the inside Future doesn't look bright Stare down dead eyed Darkness swallowed all the light Dead, dead, dead inside Dead, dead, dead, dead
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 14, 2026
Under, under control I'll make you go insane Feel my pain as i take your soul Under, under control I'll make you go insane You'll be like Layne - down in a hole Crawling, falling, trapped in my mechanism Lost in noise, swaying to the Slund rhythm It's a slundcore noise ear terror Better turn it off now 'cause it’s not getting better But whatever, go and raise your blood pressure However, don't complain I didn't warn ya My agenda, to make you feel like in a blender To grind your fucking brain into sludge, muthaslunda Under control Under control It's thе S L U N D Y S L U N D When i crawl inside your head, I creep 'n' crawl likе Eazy E You never spotted me but I'm hidden in your brain I make you listen to this shit and make you slowly go insane In the membrane, now you're under my domain The noise I make is louder than a fucking jet plane I've got your brain, now I'm taking your soul Soon you'll be completely under my control Under, under control I'll make you go insane Feel my pain as I take your soul Under, under control I'll make you go insane You'll be like Layne - down in a hole Under, under control
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 14, 2026
Contemporary art is my favorite Comedy genre Oh, that $50.000 empty canvas Represents the artist's pain and misery And certainly not his greed And lack of creativity You just don’t get it 'cause you're Simply not "smart" enough You just don’t get it 'cause you're Head is not up your butt Up your butt
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 14, 2026
Spare me your stupid small talk I don't care I'm just going my way I don't care I don't care Not interested No, I don't care No, I don't care I don't care about sports Or the fucking weather I don't care about you And your bullshit problems I don't care I don't care Leave me alone
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 14, 2026
Spraying noise into your ears like A fucking spray can full of sound needles It's your own fucking choice No one forced you No one said to press play I guess you’re just One of those people who like pain This is not intended For human consumption Inhuman noise attack
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 14, 2026
I went to see Slave to the Grind But there was no Bach And no Monkey Business What is this? What is this? Slave to the Grind is not about the Skids Spoiler alert
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 14, 2026
I'm dying to see what you've been doing You're the centre of my attention Please let me watch your vacation photos I have nothing better to do I can't sleep until I see the pictures Of your lame ass boring holiday I really mean it I really care Oh, this is where you've been? This is where you stayed for a week? Oh, is that a church? How fucking interesting I really mean it I really care
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 14, 2026
Listen to my funky fresh smooth Slund style I'll rip and I'll rap and I'll scream for a while Then I'll leave you be unless you put me on repeat But until then be a sport and listen to my funky beat Shamone! I'm a funky operator Smooth and funky noise dictator Get up! Shamone! DJ Slund in full effect Feel my beat and you'll get wrecked SxLxUxNxDxY SxLxUxNxD and the Funky Bunch Will murder your ears in the first degree I'm a funky operator Smooth and funky noise dictator
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 14, 2026
Consume Buy until you die Be a slave Dig your financial grave You don't need it but you have to have it Buy the latest version of some Crap you know you don’t need Buy it - with the money you don’t have Spend it - on some shit you know you don't need Buy here, spend there Throw your money in the air Make it rain, spend it all Throw your money out the window Consume Buy until you die Be a slave Dig your financial grave A slave to consumerism Locked in a mental prison Turn your brain off and consume Your existential doom A slave to consumerism A slave to consumerism
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 14, 2026
Step aside for the tower of power You'll go sour when I show you your final hour The Slund machine hits you harder than heroin Step aside to avoid your own burying Aaaaahhh step aside Step aside Space is the place When I'm sonically killing you Make some space Step aside 'cause I'm coming through Aaaaahhh step aside Step aside
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 14, 2026
Slund invaders Coming at you from space Slund invaders Traveling through galaxies Just to shove it in your face Slund invaders Bringing an important message Slund invaders Traveling for lightyears Just to tell you that you suck You suc
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 14, 2026
Haha, you can't fully enjoy life 'cause you live by some silly Teenage scene rules I mean, I get it, I was 16 once too But you shouldn't be 16 when you're 32 But then again, go ahead It's not like you're hurting anyone but yourself You smell like teen spirit All confused and full of prejudice
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 14, 2026
It's the Slundment day, the Slundment day! Lock your doors, it's the Slundment day With my noise I take your hopes away You can run but you can't hide Ears will start to bleed tonight Noise will spread across the sky Taking away daylight Slundment day is here Full of noise and riffs of fear Put it on repeat If you want to taste defeat It's the Slundment day Noise is spreading through the sky, boom biddy bye bye Better start believing that your happy days are leaving Even if you like it, if you're some kind of noise-head My funkyfresh smooth Slund sound will leave you braindead It's obscene, when I'm stepping up to the scene Slundment day is starting, my destruction is extreme Better get some ear protection, better get some ear plugs Better protect your ears, my noise will hit you harder than hard drugs Take a pause and listen to what I say If you'll listen to this shit it will be your Slundment day Don't even press play, put it down and run away Better believe what I say, don't mess around on Slundment day Black clouds, dark skies Impending doom for humanity Deadly wall of noise
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 14, 2026
Broken Your dreams of life are broken Not hard to understand Broken Your dreams of life have shattered Kiss your sweet life goodbye Broken, broken
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 14, 2026
Move and groove and shake your body Do it now! Do it! Move your fucking body Do the Slund shuffle with me Move your fucking body Move and groove and shake it, go Move and groove Shake your body
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 14, 2026
What's all this hatred going to bring you? What's your endgame? Your endgame I think you're only trying to hide the fact You're stupid and lame What's your endgame? What's your endgame? Barking at the wall You'll get bitten at the end Hard to hear the call When you're deaf to reason, my friend What's your endgame? Your endgame
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 14, 2026
I offer seats to 50 year olds on the bus It's a great way to pretend that you're just being nice While really you're just offending people They can't be mad You're just being friendly But deep inside they are offended 'cause you just assumed they're old Clever insulter Use your head to insult people Clever insulter You didn't go to school for nothing
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 14, 2026
Sounds of chaos Sounds of pain Total chaos
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 14, 2026
Something's wrong with the world today But I guess that’s the price we pay For sweeping problems under the rug Instead of dealing with it Just take a prescription drug Become a zombie Government funded junkie Something's wrong with the world today Braindead zombies on display Not like you matter anyway Let your conscience fade away Dig your grave Government funded slave Become a zombie Government funded junkie Somеthing's wrong with the world today Braindead zombies on display
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 14, 2026