Hello Dum Dums + Bedrock Blurr Demo 1986
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Let there be blurr <br/> <br/> Way beyond speed!<br/> Spazztic Blurr!!<br/> There is no cure!<br/> For the Spazztic Blurr!<br/> <br/> (Bass) <br/> <br/> There is no cure for Spazztic Blurr<br/> 'Cause we'll keep spazzing<br/> and we won't mellow out! <br/> <br/> Let there be Spazztic, Let there be Blurr! <br/> <br/> There is a fast, there is a slow<br/> There is a stop, there is a go<br/> There is a good, there is a bad<br/> There is a happy, there is a sad<br/> There is a master, there is a bait<br/> There is an early, there is a late<br/> There is a him, there is a her<br/> And of course there's Spazztic Blurr!<br/> <br/> Yeah!<br/> We are Spazztic Blurr<br/> And out motto is<br/> If yer serious you lose!
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
(Just kidding)<br/> (Reverse reverb into intro)<br/> (Reverse reverb into snare) (Notice effects-master bobs' killer piano playing)<br/> (Slow acooustic guitar part)<br/> <br/> Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, oh, oh, oooooooh<br/> Ooooooooooooh, he not a home<br/> Ooooooooooooh where is he?<br/> He not a home, where's Me Marco<br/> Where's Me Marco?<br/> He's out with Bob getting a gram...<br/> He's at second ave., getting a tape...<br/> He's at Nicoles' getting laid....<br/> <br/> Ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, oooooh, oooooh<br/> Where's Me Marco, where's Me Sharko?<br/> <br/> Where's Me Maeco? Where's Me Sharko? (Dave)<br/> (Heavy guitar)<br/> He not-a-home!!!!! (Dave)<br/> <br/> I called Marco's house, his mum answered the phone<br/> I said, "Where's Marco?" - "He not-a-home!"<br/> I called Marco's house, his brother answered the phone<br/> I said, "Where's Marco?" - He hung up the phone!!!<br/> Where is he???<br/> <br/> Where could he be? - I do not see<br/> He can't be far - he practice guitar!<br/> He could be over brian's<br/> He could be over dave's<br/> He could be over tito's<br/> He could be getting laid!!<br/> <br/> Where's Marco? - Where's Sharko?<br/> <br/> Where's Me Marco? Where's Me Sharko?<br/> (Slow crunchy part)<br/> <br/> Marco Sharko, I wish I knew where he was<br/> I could strangle him because he's never around<br/> When I want to get a hold of him<br/> I wish I knew where Marco was<br/> Marco Sharko, I wish I knew where he was!!!!<br/> Stop!!!
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
(Rock star beginning!) <br/> Hello, Las Vegas! <br/> How's Ceaser's Palace doin' tonight? <br/> We came all the way out from Portland, Oregon <br/> to do this show; I hope you like it!!! <br/> <br/> Fred and Barney went to a party <br/> and got fucked up and lied to Wilma and Betty <br/> They told them they went bowling <br/> but only they were knowing <br/> it was another excuse to leave them on a Friday nite <br/> <br/> So Flintstone and Rubble <br/> Went out and looked for trouble <br/> and sure enough what did they find? <br/> A couple of slate-queebs making noise <br/> and having a good time! <br/> (Killer bass pickin') <br/> <br/> And that's one thing they really hate <br/> is a couple of queebs that don't know how to slate <br/> So they kicked their heads in, took their boards <br/> and left a puddle of red! <br/> Onward, onward ever onward they slate off into the nite <br/> Ready, drunk and prepared for any upcoming fight! <br/> (Drum roll) <br/> (Drum intro) <br/> <br/> Fred and Barney x4 <br/> Wilma and Betty x4 <br/> Pebbles and Bambam x4 <br/> Arnold the paperboy and Mr. Slate x2 <br/> Dino and Hoppy x4 <br/> Great Gazoo x4 <br/> Repeat again <br/> <br/> (Repeat 1 and 2nd verses) <br/> Wilma!!!!! <br/> Fifth floor, women's lingere!!!!!
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
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(Guitar) <br/> (Bass) <br/> (Guitar) <br/> (Bass) <br/> <br/> A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U ,V, W, X, Y & Z <br/> Now I've sung my ABC'S <br/> Next time won't you sing with me? <br/> <br/> (Bass) <br/> (Repeat)
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
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(Slow begining)<br/> (Bass)<br/> (Ska Part)<br/> <br/> Fuck yeah, this is the desert<br/> Boner time!<br/> <br/> (Repeat)<br/> <br/> Boner time, yes it's boner time<br/> Yes it's boner time<br/> Yes it's a big red stiffy!!<br/> <br/> Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck<br/> Suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck<br/> Cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum<br/> Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum<br/> Cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum<br/> Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum<br/> Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck<br/> Suck!!!!!!!<br/> <br/> Shaykeys Devil, Shaykeys Devil<br/> (Weird Effect)<br/> <br/> (Repeat)<br/> (Surf part)<br/> (Heavy part)<br/> (Harmonica Part-Marco)<br/> Fuck yeah, man that was really the desert!!<br/> (Eric on helium)
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
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(Rock star beginning!) <br/> Hello, Las Vegas! <br/> How's Ceaser's Palace doin' tonight? <br/> We came all the way out from Portland, Oregon <br/> to do this show; I hope you like it!!! <br/> <br/> Fred and Barney went to a party <br/> and got fucked up and lied to Wilma and Betty <br/> They told them they went bowling <br/> but only they were knowing <br/> it was another excuse to leave them on a Friday nite <br/> <br/> So Flintstone and Rubble <br/> Went out and looked for trouble <br/> and sure enough what did they find? <br/> A couple of slate-queebs making noise <br/> and having a good time! <br/> (Killer bass pickin') <br/> <br/> And that's one thing they really hate <br/> is a couple of queebs that don't know how to slate <br/> So they kicked their heads in, took their boards <br/> and left a puddle of red! <br/> Onward, onward ever onward they slate off into the nite <br/> Ready, drunk and prepared for any upcoming fight! <br/> (Drum roll) <br/> (Drum intro) <br/> <br/> Fred and Barney x4 <br/> Wilma and Betty x4 <br/> Pebbles and Bambam x4 <br/> Arnold the paperboy and Mr. Slate x2 <br/> Dino and Hoppy x4 <br/> Great Gazoo x4 <br/> Repeat again <br/> <br/> (Repeat 1 and 2nd verses) <br/> Wilma!!!!! <br/> Fifth floor, women's lingere!!!!!
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
(Guitar) <br/> (Bass) <br/> (Guitar) <br/> (Bass) <br/> <br/> A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U ,V, W, X, Y & Z <br/> Now I've sung my ABC'S <br/> Next time won't you sing with me? <br/> <br/> (Bass) <br/> (Repeat)
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
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Spazztic!!! <br/> <br/> (Drum roll) <br/> (Guitar) <br/> (Bass, Kevin Puke) <br/> (Guitar) <br/> (Bass) <br/> <br/> I went to a party and got wasted on Bacardi <br/> My eyes were too red, my head felt like lead <br/> I was too damn baked, my brain was flaked and shaked <br/> <br/> (Bass) <br/> <br/> And then when I walked into a wall <br/> It was time for me to take a fall <br/> So I hit the ground with a big thwack!! <br/> The kind of sound when a hammer hits a tack <br/> As I looked up, I seen all kinds of stars <br/> One of them looked just like Marz <br/> and as I fell into a daze <br/> <br/> The "Whirlies" hit me with a sonic faze <br/> My stomach started twisting into a horrible knot <br/> My nose was shooting out runny snot <br/> and out of my mouth like Niagara falls <br/> Gushed 2 cans of Chep-boy-ar-dee<br/> Spaghetti and meatballs <br/> <br/> (Kevin Puke) <br/> (Solo - Marco) <br/> (Trippin' Kevin Puke)
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
Let there be blurr <br/> <br/> Way beyond speed!<br/> Spazztic Blurr!!<br/> There is no cure!<br/> For the Spazztic Blurr!<br/> <br/> (Bass) <br/> <br/> There is no cure for Spazztic Blurr<br/> 'Cause we'll keep spazzing<br/> and we won't mellow out! <br/> <br/> Let there be Spazztic, Let there be Blurr! <br/> <br/> There is a fast, there is a slow<br/> There is a stop, there is a go<br/> There is a good, there is a bad<br/> There is a happy, there is a sad<br/> There is a master, there is a bait<br/> There is an early, there is a late<br/> There is a him, there is a her<br/> And of course there's Spazztic Blurr!<br/> <br/> Yeah!<br/> We are Spazztic Blurr<br/> And out motto is<br/> If yer serious you lose!
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
No lyrics have been submitted for this track yet.
No lyrics have been submitted for this track yet.
(Weird guitar intro we made up in the studio) <br/> (Drums) <br/> (Acoustic guitar, phaser on bass) <br/> <br/> Fred and Barney wanted to go to the game <br/> They were supposed to work, it was really lame <br/> It was the Bedrock Pebbles and the Hollyrock Stones <br/> So they got up late and picked up the phone <br/> and said, "Mr. SLate, there's no way <br/> that we can go to work today; <br/> We got a serious case of spazztic pukes <br/> We feel just like our stomaches have been nuked!!" <br/> (Heavy guitar) <br/> <br/> They told Mr. Slate, "We're calling in sick!" <br/> When Wilma and Betty thought they went to work <br/> So they hopped in the car and went to the game! <br/> (Phaser on bass) <br/> <br/> But they didn't know Mr. Slate was <br/> going to tha game on that same day <br/> (Crunchy guitar) <br/> (Weak guitar) <br/> <br/> After the game, they saw Mr. Slate <br/> and Mr. Slate said, "Now boys you wait; <br/> I'll tell you right now you both are fired <br/> 'cause you are just a couple of liars!!" <br/> (E.-Manny-C.-Mo-Mag-Pie) <br/> <br/> So they went home and told Wilma and Betty <br/> and they were pissed at Barney and Freddy <br/> so they called mr slate and asked for their jobs back <br/> He said, "OK, you can have 'em back!!!!" <br/> (Reverb on snare and vocals) <br/> (Another weird ending)
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
Andale andale andale! <br/> <br/> Burritos are my favorite food <br/> So I always stick them in the microwave. <br/> I take out a plate and a plastic fork and <br/> sit down and eat it with Dave. <br/> <br/> Then Marco and Shann say "Let's have a shoe" <br/> So then I have a spazztic puke. <br/> Speedy Gonzales is my favorite show <br/> and I sit down and watch it every day <br/> Sylvester won't catch him no matter how hard he tries <br/> I wouldn't have it any other way. <br/> Yes, I live for Mexicalli and it lives for me <br/> My mom says I'm immature but she doesn't see... <br/> <br/> ...That Mexicalli is a way of life <br/> I cut my burritos with a butcher knife. <br/> I'll never go to Taco Bell 'cause <br/> Burger King rules and their tacos smell. <br/> <br/> Whopper, fries, double deluxe, hamburger, chicken tenders, large Coke, sundae, Junior Whopper with cheese. <br/> This is a Burger King town we know how burgers should be! <br/> <br/> Well, we got our surfboard's we're gonna get tubed <br/> We're gonna surf the nation, just me and you <br/> Let's go surfin', don't know any other way <br/> C'mon, let's go surfin' USA dude! <br/> <br/> Fred Flinstone and Barney Rubble <br/> originated surfin' without any trouble <br/> They started doing the "Bedrock surf" <br/> and the Jetsons did it for all it's worth! <br/> <br/> Kentucky Fried Chicken, McDonald's, Taco Bell, Skippers, Wendy's, Arctic Circle, Godfathers, Subway, Arbys, Pietroes <br/> You can eat wherever you want but one thing I know for sure is all those places suck but Burger King rules! <br/> <br/> Well I ate at every place I could think of <br/> but I couldn't get the satisfaction that I was looking for <br/> I ate all kinds of food, every single damn thing <br/> but then I went and ate at Burger King... <br/> <br/> And I loved it! <br/> I ate at Burger King <br/> And I loved it! <br/> Ohh, my stomach started to sing <br/> I loved it! <br/> I ate at mmm Burger King <br/> I loved it! <br/> And my stomach started to sing! <br/> <br/> Do you wanna be a hardcore? <br/> Do you wanna be a hardcore? <br/> Do you wanna shave your head and wear a bandanna? <br/> Do you wanna wear combat boots and suspenders? <br/> Do you wanna be a hardcore? <br/> Do you wanna be a hardcore? <br/> Do you wanna shave your head and wear a bandanna? <br/> Do you wanna wear combat boots and be a Nazi? <br/> (Yahtzee skin) <br/> <br/> It's not fair, I used to have long hair <br/> I liked Metallica and Slayer and all those other death bands, but too many people gave me shit about it <br/> and I just couldn't handle it, so I shaved my head, bought some boots, and now I'm a a true hardcore! And ya' known something I fit in! <br/> <br/> Do you wanna be a hardcore? <br/> Do you wanna be a hardcore? <br/> Do you wanna shave your head and wear a bandanna? <br/> Do you wanna wear combat boots and be a Nazi? <br/> <br/> Oh, whoa, what is this? <br/> Oh come on man this is heavy metal I've been out of this since '82 man. Play something that's in with the scene play something that's in man c'mon take if off! <br/> <br/> C'mon man take this off man, this is death metal you known I can't handle this I can only listen to hardcore man that's because it's in, I feel cool! <br/> <br/> Oh yeah alright, generic punk my favorite <br/> that's right, you know what's cool. <br/> <br/> Board games! <br/> Clue! Parker Brothers! Monopoly! Milton Bradley! <br/> Risk! Connect Four! Battleship! Stratego! <br/> <br/> Then one foggy Christmas eve <br/> Santa came to say <br/> "Rudolph with your nose so bright, <br/> won't you guide my sleigh tonight?" <br/> Then all the other reindeer <br/> They all laughed with glee <br/> Rudolph the red nosed reindeer <br/> you'll go down in history! <br/> <br/> (You can't rap worth shit!) <br/> <br/> Mexicalli is a way of life <br/> I cut my burritos with a butcher knife. <br/> I'll never go to Taco Bell 'cause <br/> Burger King rules and their tacos smell. <br/> <br/> Yes, I do live for Mexicalli and it does live for me <br/> You may think I'm immature but look into reality... <br/> If yer' serious, you lose! <br/> <br/> Mexicalli, Burger King, Surf, Fast Food Blues, Do 'ya wanna be a hardcore, It's not fair, have long hair, mershout, death, generic punk, board games for Christmas, rap song.
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026