Guns Don't Cry
Six years ago in a land I call home I drank too much ale and I bet I could roam To far away lands and be back in a year With nothing on me but a bag and rapier The first part was simple, a friend picked me up We stopped on an island, he owed me a buck, Provided supplies and the path lay down bright And the mood was so high until then came the night So I'm waiting and waiting a ship hits the shore Again its just pirates or cutthroats and more But Im longing for home so Im joining the scrubs Let me tell you my friend: Naval hitchhiking sucks Seven days later my courage was lost Had desperately searched all my luggage's slots For now I am wasted and willing to starve And I am embracing the pitiful smart The first part was simple now what a mistake We stopped on an island no way to escape Used all the supplies and no mas and no flag Had appeared on the shore so I ate my own leg
Submitted by The Void — Apr 26, 2025
Six weeks upon the sea And the captain is insane He looks at me and in his eyes A glance so wild untamed Today's the day that we strike back A day of sweet revenge All the days relentless hunt Have finally found their end A yell from aft it tells at last And all fear is past and gone That our barque is floating fast We grind the sabers fire away your gun! Shoot this ship down Erase all parts of its being Shoot this ship down Strike them with force never seen Shoot this ship down Don't show the fright that you feel Shoot this ship down Shoot this ship down Cross the course Make the race Shoot the high horse Smash his face Erase erase every trace We'll not endure this destructive Nightmare Wreck the mast wreck the scum Perish perish pale and numb Hack the limbs Wreck their face Grind the sabers Dammit shoot your gun
Last year in the summer The sun shone out my arse Oh boy it was a bummer The joy just didn't last I knew a girl called Martha We were as thick as thieves Eventually I asked her And begged her on my knees I was so keen to hold her hand I urged her to decide And later on she waved goodbye A lover by her side Guns don't cry and Guns don't moan and Guns don't take your gold A blackened iron lady That I'm so proud to hold It remains so true to me More than any lover Together we can sail the world As I don't need no other I knew a girl called Rita She shone as bright as crystal When she's like I don't need ya I remained to love my pistol From that day on a lady On this beautiful earth Can be coming craving She won't be even heard. Faster than a sword can cut Harder than an axe Ecstasy of force and blood Who of you is next? If the crew gets treachery And noone is around But this lady on my side Will not let me down
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Apr 26, 2025
Last night in an unknown sea My ship crashed on this rock Drunk and always wise like me I waited in my shock As the sun rose from its bed, I saw the mess my ship had made, But in between these planks and ropes A bunch of hungry sharks awaits On and on In the floods Neptune gave One more day How long will these creatures be circling this rock? Is my death already near, rushing through the fog? When the sun burns head and chest I wish so fast to swim But I'm a lousy plunderer, this fight I cannot win! If I lost my will to live On and on I would rather jump and die In the floods If only mighty Neptune gave Neptune gave The chance of lasting One more day Should I swim and take the wounds? Or should I use my last harpoon? Is my rescue coming soon or Should I pray to great Neptune?
Submitted by johnmansley — Apr 26, 2025
The compass was deceiving me And didn't even point to north Verdant light Within so bright Where coldest of ice and snow do fall Compass will you guide me north Don't let me drown And help me navigate my course Don't let me drown Compass guide me safe and sound Don't let me drown Don't send my ship right to the ground Right to the ground Stormy waters burst of light Don't let me drown Our barque will be descending soon Don't let me drown And later came the thirst with might Don't let me drown No plunder nor land it's endless blue Don't let me drown
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Apr 26, 2025
The parrot was a banger but went completely nuts He scratched his butt and picked his nose My girl named him a bastard, named him a prick wich showed: I didn't even need the slut Later on I missed her so The parrot had to go Deathwatch Beetle Party when our barque is doomed to drown Planks are creaking madly and our wood begins to grouse Deathwatch Beetle Party dancing in my ears and hair The animal center lady said the critter is easy-care Und dann folgte der Hamster, ein Zuckersüßer Fratz Und trinken konnt' er auch für zwei Er schob sich ständig sahne und butter in den Wanst Und war ständig vom rauchen breit Fortuna strafte dieses Laster Er starb zu früh an Asthma - an Asthma! Deathwatchbeetle stole my heart Love his clicking sound This beetle ripps my soul apart He wants my ship to drown But I'll love him anyways Now and any time Oh I hear a bubbling sound He wants my ship to drown
Submitted by NecroLord — Apr 26, 2025
Maelstrom, maelstrom Turns so fast, so fast. Down the way our barque will go A coil so deep, a look so cold Your salty breath now we behold Maelstrom you're a mighty thread Not leaving safe and sound Every man fears your embrace Wil drag us to the ground Maelstrom in the very end Will lose my barque and crew Malestrom maelstrom drag us in All hell is breaking loose Maelstrom when your drag us in All hell is breaking loose Kanndu seer till havens bund? Grótti aldrig standsei Dykke dyb i den afgrund Møllen den tillkalder Kannst du den Grund des Meeres sehen Spürst du sein verlangen? Die Mühle lässt dich nicht mehr los Hat dich ganz gefangen
Submitted by Finntroll — Apr 26, 2025
Now that we are out again For treasures far from land Icy winds and the roaring seas All hope falls Under our feet No ways to see we rise Our sight up to the skies We go where the storms may take us Ours ways written in stars And we travel along To the islands unknown Till we find our luck at last On and on do the tempests rise We wring our hands But the siren lies To colder seas she will lead our barque Beware her vicious wooing lark
Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Apr 26, 2025
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Submitted by Morgoth — Nov 11, 2025