How to Be a Pirate

So you wanna be pirate - yeah Not sure what you must do Then listen close and stand up straight 'Cause I got something for you Well first you need a parrot And a lumby bumby crew Then get a pistol and get a sword Some nice old cannons too And then you steal the ship - Or whatever there may be So going on for treasures And soon you'll see Wooden barque through the endless sea Tons of rum bring the booze to me We're on a ship to the winds we bow Renegades we'll overthrow Wooden bark through the endless sea Tons of rum bring the booze to me My fate reveals in sail and keel For this my friend's how to be a pirate You have a hook of gold Where once your bloody hand's been And if you basterds being bold I'll haunt you till the endscene Waggons are for cowards and horses for the weak A sail above a wooden barque Is all I need Ascended from rigger Now a nautic master Dagger and trigger Are my deathcry-caster

Submitted by Celtic Frost — Apr 26, 2025