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Who wants to swim swim swim in the open seven seas Will be killed and devoured by sharks So my swim swim swimming zone is only Caribbean Where the sharks are hanging drunk in bars Who wants to row row row on a tiny little boat Is a fool and a lousy Jack I want to roam roam roam on a floaty mighty oak With a mast and a sail on deck. Who wants to fight and fight with a grimmy grizzly bear Will be soon knocked out by a paw So I only fight with an ocean far below Where no grizzly bear is near to fear Wheyoo my friend, wheyoooo One life and countless goals I'm a lazy slug Who lifes at suck Wheyoo my friend wheyooo Wheyoo my friend, wheyoooo One life and countless goals I am badly dumb So I toss the rum With a yarr and a keen wheyooo Who wants to play play play Johnny Bah and Mendelssohn Has to practice all day long Was gonna slay slay slay all the instruments I own But instead I wrote this crappy little song Who wants to live live live live a life that's long n old Has to quit the smoke and the drink But my liv liv liver seeming not at all amused And is crying for the next absinthe!

Submitted by Warbringer — Apr 26, 2025