Martha Splatterhead's Maddest Stories Ever Told

She´s in a cold room<br/> Lacking meaning and significance<br/> Sweating out her life<br/> Locked behind the door<br/> The walls are all white<br/> Her mind is a blank<br/> <br/> She´s in a cold room<br/> Lacking meaning and significance<br/> Sweating out her life<br/> A dim lit bulb<br/> Glows for hours on end<br/> It´s the only thing to keep the body warm<br/> <br/> Out of the room<br/> of the room<br/> Reality is harsh<br/> is harsh<br/> Staring out no windows<br/> no windows<br/> There´s no beating from her heart<br/> from her heart

Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026

There´s this little old lady she lives on the streets<br/> She´s got a nappy hair and rags on her feet<br/> Grimy hands and a dirty face<br/> Every night she sleeps in a different place<br/> <br/> Sometimes I see her<br/> Downtown bumming change<br/> Actin real crazy<br/> Talking to herself<br/> <br/> She wears a tattered old coat in the pouring rain<br/> Drinking cheap wine everyday´s the same<br/> A two dollar bed at the mission tonight<br/> Man that cheese sandwich will sure taste alright<br/> <br/> Sometimes I see her<br/> On the street corner<br/> In a shopping cart<br/> She carries her life

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Sun baked bones stripped clean<br/> Fangs sparkle and gleam<br/> Claws drip of freshly shed blood<br/> While the corpses<br/> Of our masses<br/> rot in the mud<br/> Sun falls<br/> As no moon rises<br/> the darkest of nights<br/> Are full of surprises<br/> In the distance a dog howls<br/> Beneath our feet<br/> Lurks something foul<br/> <br/> One by one<br/> Bodies rise from the ground<br/> Deafened ears<br/> Hear not a sound<br/> Dead set free<br/> Evil reigns supreme<br/> Gather demon clans<br/> By the light of the moon<br/> <br/> Feasting on your flesh<br/> The living dead<br/> Time has no meaning<br/> It´s the day we dread<br/> Gazing out of eyes<br/> Decaying and old<br/> Humanity has fallen<br/> The bell tolls

Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026

Politicians still practice<br/> Practice their diplomacy<br/> Shallow promises<br/> You know they won´t keep...there´s no way<br/> <br/> they tell us the lies<br/> Tell us the lies<br/> Practiced in deceit<br/> They tell us the lies<br/> Tell us the lies<br/> Practieced in deceit<br/> <br/> Our frustration mounts<br/> At a deadly rate<br/> Isn´t it time they<br/> They got their priorities straight...get it straight<br/> <br/> They tell us the lies<br/> Tell us the lies<br/> Practiced in deceit<br/> They tell us the lies<br/> Tell us the lies<br/> Practiced in deceit

Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026

Jesus loves the little children,<br/> All the children of the world.<br/> Red and yellow, black and white,<br/> All are precious in His sight,<br/> Jesus loves the little children of the world.

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Everywhere is freaks and hairies<br/> Dykes and fairies, tell me where is sanity<br/> Tax the rich, feed the poor<br/> Till there are no rich no more<br/> <br/> I´d love to change the world<br/> But I dont know what to do<br/> So I´ll leave it up to you<br/> <br/> Population keeps on breeding<br/> Nation bleeding, still more feeding economy<br/> Life is funny, skies are sunny<br/> Bees make honey, who needs money, monopoly<br/> <br/> I´d love to change the world<br/> But I dont know what to do<br/> So I´ll leave it up to you<br/> <br/> World pollution, theres no solution<br/> Institution, electrocution<br/> Just black and white, rich or poor<br/> Them and us, stop the war<br/> <br/> I´d love to change the world<br/> But I dont know what to do<br/> So I´ll leave it up to you<br/> <br/> <br/> (Originally written By 10 Years After)

Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026

Shooting smack well that´s fine<br/> But I got something quicker<br/> A jagged piece of glass<br/> That otta...do the trick<br/> So gimme...gimme your wrist<br/> Either...one will do<br/> I´ll give it...give it a slice<br/> that´ll be the end of you...you´re dead<br/> <br/> You only die once<br/> Let me give you a hand<br/> You only die once<br/> Let me give you a hand<br/> <br/> You´re playing...playing with needles<br/> Yeah that´s a lot of fun<br/> Under the seat of my car I got a loaded<br/> A loaded handgun<br/> Let me pull the trigger<br/> Put it up to your head<br/> go ahead pull the pull the trigger<br/> bang...bang you´re dead...bye bye<br/> <br/> You only die once<br/> Let me give you a hand<br/> You only die once<br/> Let me give you a hand<br/> A hand<br/> A hand

Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026

I'm strapped into my bed, electrodes in my head.<br/> My nerves are really bad, it's the best time I ever had.<br/> <br/> I'm a sick boy and there's no cure.<br/> I'm a sick boy, there should be more.<br/> <br/> But I'm happy the way I am, like a sardine in a can.<br/> People taking notes, people in white coats.<br/> <br/> I see school girls everywhere, short skirts and pigtailed hair.<br/> But why must I suffer, for being a gymslip lover ?<br/> <br/> <br/> (Originally written by GBH)

Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026

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Retreat<br/> To the<br/> Empty safety<br/> Of the womb<br/> Behind<br/> Forgotten doors<br/> Sealed in your tomb<br/> In the back<br/> Of your head<br/> You hear this laughing<br/> Trapped here<br/> for so long<br/> Your mind is cracking<br/> <br/> Evil thoughts<br/> You no longer control<br/> Starvation growing<br/> Taking its toll<br/> Bodies crushed<br/> They lay everywhere<br/> You´re so hungry<br/> They won´t care<br/> <br/> Skin pulled tight<br/> Bones poking through<br/> Insatiable hunger<br/> You must satisfy<br/> Rotting flesh<br/> That´s what´s in store<br/> Hungers sharp pains<br/> You can´t ignore<br/> <br/> You won´t go to bed hungry<br/> No not tonight<br/> This flesh is so tender<br/> You don´t even need a knife...eatin´ yer buddies

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The war goes on everyday<br/> We´re not fighting there ain´t no way<br/> Turn off the news on your T.V.<br/> Fooling yourself...you won´t fool me<br/> Push a button the missle´s armed<br/> Wake up the planet´s gone<br/> Billions spent on their power games<br/> Dead men now forgotten games<br/> <br/> War = death and death<br/> Death is cold<br/> We´re all facing death<br/> War = death<br/> And death is cold<br/> Are we all facing death

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Screams and moans and bats and bones<br/> Teenage monsters in haunted homes<br/> The ghost on the stair<br/> A vampire's bite<br/> Better beware<br/> There's a full moon tonight!<br/> <br/> Aoooooooooooooh! <br/> <br/> Cannibal spiders creep and crawl<br/> Boys and ghouls having a ball<br/> Frankenstein, Dracula, and even the Mummy<br/> Are sure to end up in somebody's tummy! Heh heh heh!<br/> <br/> Aoooooooooooooh! <br/> <br/> Take a fresh rodent, some toadstools and weeds<br/> And add an old owl and the young one she breeds<br/> Mix in seven legs from an eight-legged beast<br/> And then you're all set for a cannibal feast!<br/> <br/> Aoooooooooooooh! <br/> <br/> Sit round a fire with this cup of brew<br/> A fiend and a werewolf on each side of you<br/> This cannibal orgy is strange to behold<br/> In the maddest story ever told! <br/> <br/> Aoooooooooooooh!<br/> <br/> (From The Movie known as Spider Baby, or The Maddes Story Ever Told 1968)

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Disguised as the beast<br/> In the shadow I sit<br/> Lurking in the dark<br/> I´m the fears in your mind<br/> I´ve got you on the run<br/> You´re scared to death<br/> Like a beast in the cellar<br/> The fears in your mind<br/> <br/> I´m the barbed hook<br/> The needle in the hay<br/> A fence enclosing your dreams<br/> the fears in your mind<br/> You tell yourself<br/> You must mow down this thing<br/> Destroy the emotions<br/> That plague your thoughts<br/> <br/> Scared of the dark<br/> Why don´t you<br/> Stay awake<br/> A little bit longer<br/> the next time<br/> You fall asleep<br/> It may be forever...scared of the dark

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The memories slowly slip away<br/> Your brain rotting more everyday<br/> Can´t remember friends of old<br/> Withered and grey they surround you<br/> Losing...losing your mind<br/> You haven´t got a clue<br/> <br/> I hold your hand<br/> You wonder why<br/> Squeeze it real tight<br/> I can´t help but cry<br/> Lead you to your room<br/> It´s dark and bare<br/> Nothing left for you<br/> <br/> You just sit<br/> Sit and stare<br/> Sit and stare<br/> Sit and stare<br/> Sit and stare

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Your own daughter<br/> You smothered her trust<br/> Soul drenched forever<br/> The memory your lust<br/> <br/> She was your creation of your blood<br/> But you didn´t think twice how she felt<br/> As long as your cravings were satisfied<br/> She didn´t know any better...know any better<br/> What you did to her she didn´t like<br/> <br/> She was your darling little flower<br/> Stripped of petals now just stem<br/> Her colourful souls peeled to black<br/> A tear rips out the glow of your child´s eye<br/> Daddy deprived her of the privacy of her body and mind<br/> <br/> Your daughter was good at keeping secrets<br/> too bad she wasn´t a little bit older<br/> then baybe she would have understood<br/> That you used her to your sickening advantage<br/> The crying has drowned her happiness<br/> She screams the screams that nobody hears

Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026

There's nothing more you can leave behind<br/> So forget about seeing, get into your mind<br/> Everything looks better when the world is black<br/> Grab a fork, make the first attack<br/> Lights out!<br/> Poke poke, poke your eyes out<br/> Lights out!<br/> Put a pen in your hand, poke your eyes out<br/> I can't see too well, what's it all about?<br/> Well I dunno man, did you poke your eyes out?<br/> Sure thing, I did it today, startin' to get hip to the lights out way<br/> Lights out!<br/> Poke poke, poke your eyes out<br/> Lights out!<br/> [Put yourself on the floor], roll all about<br/> If you poke too far you reach the front of your brain<br/> Fork in your mind can drive you insane!<br/> Don't worry much, just let it rip, today your eyeballs do the lights out trip<br/> Lights out!<br/> Put a pen in your hand, poke your eyes out<br/> Lights out!<br/> Poke poke, poke your eyes out<br/> Lights out!<br/> Put an ax in your head, poke your eyes out!<br/> <br/> <br/> (Originally written by Angry Samoans)

Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026

Did you ever think when the hearse drives by<br/> That someday soon you to will die<br/> They'll wrap you up in a bloody sheet <br/> And toss you down a thousand feet<br/> The worms crawl in the worms crawl out<br/> The ants play pinochle in your snout<br/> The big black bug with big red eyes<br/> Crawls in your innards and out your sides<br/> You squish him up and spread him on bread<br/> And that is what you eat when you are dead<br/> The worms crawl in the worms crawl out <br/> In your stomach and out your mouth

Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026