Christmas Present Chaos (Bandmate's Confusion)
Can I get a hot minute thinkin’ ’bout Mason Sittin' at the drums ‘bout to make me crazy What would he like to opening on Christmas day Hoping he likes what I get him either way I know that Halo is his favorite gaming FPS Crushing those noobs brings him joy in great excess He may be young and lacking in experience But he's a cool dude despite his clumsiness David, my beloved friend and soulmate Why is it so hard to get you a gift you don’t hate Like a mug that says you’re my Jr Featherweight (champion) What’s something he would use every day I feel like the same thing happened on his birthday Socks are too cheesy Food isn’t his thing Place it in a box Tape it all around It’s not like it’s smallpox This should be my playground Complicated Exhilarated Anticipated Nauseated Can’t seem to find the right thing For my friend the drum machine Courtney Teacher Educator Molder of young minds Step to the side Break it all down I’m sure there’s something owl related I can get for her classroom Gotta grind it out Make it loud Crank it up I know he’s got kids I know he’s got a wife What could I get to make his life EASIER?! I know what I can do I know what I can get Craft supplies and some paper clips Gonna MacGyver something good That he’ll never forget It’s all doom Light is all gone Missed my window To get David something on Amazon Why, why is it so hard to buy a gift For a teen with some sick skill I don’t want him to think I forgot Every year it’s something new Just a matter of which who I could get him a decal that says “bands without drummers suck” David He’s a good brother and a friend What could he use to see him through the bitter end We’re at the age of practicality And it must reek of brutality
Submitted by SerpentEve — Jun 15, 2026