Blasted Residuals
Every single morning, I step outside I hear the birds singing, and I want to die In my last moments on this hellish earth To brutal agony I want to give birth Lollipops, rainbows and kitty kitty cats I just want this world to fucking drown in rats World, world of shit I really hate it This world of shit UEARGH! Dogs are barking, cats are meowing (meow) In acid I want to boiled and drowning Let the maggots eat my dead rotting flesh Shit on my corpse is my one last request Tear off my nails, I hate this fucking place Burn it all down, destroy the human race Rip my skin off and make me remember Presents only comes for good kids in december But not for me! KILL KILL KILL KILL World, world of shit I really hate it This world of shit Yay Flowers and smiles, a happy couple Destroy my grave with a shovel Colorful balloons on an ice cream stand Cut off my head and hide into the sand Rearrange my will, scam my shit Landfill my ass, buried in a pit Construction site, let my bones be the foundation For Burger king, There was no investigation Lion, tigers and pandas too I'm jumping the rail Into the zoo Monkeys kick, and shit my dead remains Koko the gorilla eats on my brains Sugary sweets and pumpkin pie Gives me a reasons to painfully die People holding hands, a world so nice It makes me want to eat some infected mice Flush it down the toilet, down the fucking drain This world of shit makes me go insane Flush it down the toilet, down the fucking drain This world of shit, its just a dirty shitstain World, world of shit I really like it This world of shit GOUGE MY EYES OUT World, world of shit We really like it This world of shit Give it up, give it up, give it up - fuck When you are the town bike Your name might just be Jabroni Mike You snuck a pizza into a bar And you asked for a cum filled jar
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
Guys, what one is your favorite? Huggy wuggy, seek, scary blue, zumbo sauce Boo Nab nab, ban ban, slow saline And awesome huggy wuggy Woah Huggy wuggy, seek, scary blue, zumbo sauce Ban ban, nab nab Frog dude, banbelina, stinger flynn Opilla bird Awesome huggy wuggy Nab nab Stinga flynn Rosaline (evil boxy boo) Squid game huggy wuggy Baby huggy wuggy Freddy fazbear We have baby huggy wuggy Kissy missy, killy willy, choo choo charles We have evil boxy boo Nab nab Zumbo sauce And that was the bite of '87 Poppy playtime Hello neighbour I am the slender man What the hell? Ban ban Nab nab Stinga flynn Or zumbo sauce We have evil boxy boo We have еvil boxy boo Garden, garden, garten of banban (I forgot his namе) Freddy, freddy, freddy fazbear (What the hell) Evil boxy boo (Frank falls over)
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
Vomit in the ball pit Step right in and drown in it I saw it when I was a little kid It fucked me up and made me sick So I said, Ohhh Ohhh Urgh! And late at night, I still smell it The stench of rancid clown vomit So I went to see a therapist He said "face your fear and shit on it" So I said, Ohhh Ohhh Vomit in the ball pit I vomit in the ball pit Step right up and drown in it It started as a little kid It fucked me up and made me sick And late at night I still smell it The stench of rancid clown vomit So I went to see a therapist He said "face your fear and shit on it" I vomit in the ball pit We vomit in the ball pit Vomit Vomit in the ball pit Step right up and take a shit I pinched the loaf that cured my head But now my ass is burning red Fuck, fuck Fuck, fuck Roid rage, you've got roid rage Roid rage, you've got roid rage Roid Rage You had to go, and then you bled Right down the down the crack of your spine And now you're crawling back to bed You had to go, and then you bled Right down the down the crack of your spine And now you're crawling back to bed Roid rage, road head Go! I am the blood bagel I am a hemorrhoid Vomit I am diarrhea I am a hemorrhoid I will destroy your asshole I am the blood bagel Cause we vomit Yeah we vomit in ball pit Vomit in the ball pit Vomit in the ball pit More doctors recommend Anusol to soothe, relieve and comfort than all other brands of hemorrhoid medicine combined. Anusol is the name to remember, for relief (Fart with reverb)
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
Is this a bit No its just total shit Next game please This game is feces Get a clue -2 points for you This stream is bad Please joel, say granddad Nothing is working And nothing makes sense This shit is trying my patience I click on the stream and it is stuck This kinda stuff is a total shitfuck We're having technical difficulties Are you having? Because we're having technical difficulties Yeah we're having Difficulties on the stream Please god wake me from this dream Crashing, freezing and no audio too That's what I gеt after naming the stream poo ( Fеcal Funny ) You're losing your mind and you're losing it fast Because the streaming software has now crashed You got no audio on the VOD Why oh, why oh god Nobody told me something was wrong Well you were busy making stupid fucking songs Joel go that way, put in this code Great I'm dead And one guy explodes Your mic isnt working we can't hear Oh no shit, whats wrong? Well right now you're muted But how could you hear me say that? ..HUH? Smiley face Joey can you click on this goatsee link Joey can you facecam and lava you can drink I've had enough you guys are getting timed out Oh fuck I've accidentaly timed out my own account Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck We're having technical difficulties Are you having? Because we're having technical diffic- Are you having? Difficulties on the stream Please god wake me from this dream Lots of kappa With Star Wars AGGA Every bit goes to shit But atleast I can eat beans bitch Because we're having technical difficulties Joel are you having? Because we're having technical difficulties Yeah we're having Difficulties on the stream Please god wake me from this dream What the fuck its a nude mario ROM? He is naked I can see his dong Because we're fecal funny dot com Rotten Womb Cucking dot men A G G A
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
Do you wanna know what sex could be? Do you wanna know whats besides pee pee Do you wanna know what's in a scrote Do you wanna find out how to milk a goat? Dickmilk, motherfucker it's Dickmilk, yeah? Dickmilk, motherfucker it's Dickmilk, yeah yeah yeah? Shit yourself, shit yourself! Shit yourself right now, right now! Hey! Yeah! I'm illiterate, I cannot write or read But I sure can rock out to a song That might be about cum? Its not cocksnot Its not glue Its just milk You know its fucking true Excevate the jelly from the scum Just can't call it- Cum Semen is a another kind of milk (Milk) (Milk) But don't argue with me But don't you try arguing with me Mike: I swallowed some of it, fuck Dickmilk, motherfucker it's Dickmilk, yеah? Dickmilk, motherfucker it's Dickmilk Um actually, uh a penis would not producе milk? Ok? Breasts lactate and produce milk Uh milk from testicles, would not be dickmilk Shut the fuck up! People tend to like semen as produced by a testicles gland of a man So what's the big deal? If they make mix milk and semen together? Toxic Cum Its nut butter Cum Its bonk juice Cum Its man chowder Dick, its dickmilk
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
GIMME A HELL YEAH! I can take you, I can win Just go one on one with me inside the ring I can't fight and you might taller But, Austin, I will because you are balder Bald, you're bald, you're bald, you're stone cold bald You're bald, you're bald, you're bald You're stone cold bald All the children point at you and say "I sure hope I don't turn into that guy one day" Phil Collins and captain Picard Luscious hair, now struck by God A walking Humpty Dumpty, hair banned for life Divorce papers, now you're left without a wife You cannot drive a car You cannot use your dick You cannot live your life without wearing a wig Bald, you're bald, you're bald, you're stone cold bald You're bald, you'rе bald, you're bald You're stone cold bald Somе kids made fun of a guy being bald So God sent a bear to kill 42 of them all? (2 kings 2:23-25) You cannot get a job for you look like an egg For nice hair now you sit and beg Your house blows apart cause you have no hair There is no hope left, you're without a prayer You look like Dr. Evil You look like Mister Magoo You are now homeless, eating beans out of a shoe Bald, you're bald, you're bald, you're stone cold bald You're bald, you're bald, you're bald You're stone cold bald Bald? You're just as bald as me, jackass What? Hell yeah You thumb looking ass What? Oh heeeeell yeah! The doctor from Star Trek Morbius, have sex The guy from Deal or no Deal Watch out, it's Shaquille O'Neal Vin Diesel and Walter White Sold meth because their hair lacked height The Rock and Larry David Lost their hair because they masturbated (too much) That's the bald up there brother What in the world? You know something brother? I'm gonna put another 500 grand on top of that Get your butt down here bald cause I'll kick your ass too Fifteen stories in the air, the bald- I am a bald American. fight for the hair of every man I am a bald American Fight for your hair, fight for the bald Hey, hey that's the bald up there brother You want some? Come get some That's the bald brotherrgbrbrgr Bald Dr. Phil, bald Gumby, bald Saitama, bald They died from being bald Jeff Bezos, bald Joe Rogan, bald Jackie Chan, bald And Joel died from bald Lex Luthor, bald Mario, bald Mike, bald They all died from bald God, bald Satan, bald This song, bald They all died from being bald times to check on my stonks Ah I see dogecoin has gone up huh what's that? Hello? It's time to kick some whoop-ass AHH! Who's bald now? I'm bald! Who's bald now? I'm bald! Oh hell yeah! Good god almighty, good god almighty! They've killed him, he's broken in half! Bald, bald, bald! Oh, what the hell? What the hell? AHHH! What! I'm bald, I'm bald! Gimme a hell yeah!
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
Reanimated from the dead Skeleton Fucking Metal Reanimated from the dead He’ll rip off your goddamn head Eyes roll back in his head For he is risen from the living dead Skeleton rip my soul apart Screaming death for my evil heart Rattle my bones for this hellish cause To appease the skeletons jaws With the skeletons drawing near I begin to feel fear Oh shit what do I do? Will these skеletons turn me into stew? Guns and bullеts won't work It makes a skeletons go berserk Sometimes they’re pirates And Sometimes we're not But goddamn there sure is a fucking lot We are the skeletons For we are the undead Skeletons wanna kill me tonight With these words they’ll be the final I'll write They have taken our weapons And now have got your guns Have you ever been chased by a group of skeletons? Holy shit holy fuck goddamn holy shit I’m outta luck Skeletons, fucking skeletons chasing after me Death is a guarantee In this night of midnight twelve Skeleton metal rises from the pits of hell (Rattle me bones) Skulking the night looking for fresh prey They are the ones who sleep all day We are Skeletons Being chased by a ghoul that shit ain't cool We are the skeletons For we are the undead Skeletons wanna kill me tonight With these words they’ll be the final I'll write From the cradle to the grave
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026