How to Be Cool EP
Ooh, it's a lonely night in my cold coffin, oh so tight Anime pillows decorate these inner walls As I'm rattling around in these dark halls I search the internet for some clues I throw up when I see naked women, I'm so confused This isn't what sex could be Vaginas and butts are for poo-poo and pee-pee Ooh, baby, it's a lonely night Here in my coffin, oh so tight I've got no dick, but I love to bone On this night, I'm all but alone Ooh, baby, it's a lonely night My cheap pillow waifu feels so right I've got no dick, but I love to bone On this night, I'm all but alone A dark night of melancholia I open up a book filled with genitalia Oh my god, page after page of naked dudes? Why is the hair on his penis called pubes? I call a doctor to ask if this is true He answers with anger, "Who the hell are you?" I slam down the telephone and then I scream Why would the penis cough up nasty white cream? Ooh, baby, it's a lonely night Here in my coffin, oh so tight I've got no dick, but I love to bone On this night, I'm all but alone Ooh, baby, it's a lonely night My cheap pillow waifu feels so right Sunglasses at night with my saxophone I'm tellin' ya, baby, I just love to bone, yeah The thought of an organ makes me sick To the point that I wish I could smash my own dick I say no thanks, I'd rather dislocate my head And shove it all the way up my ass when I spread Ooh, baby, it's a lonely night Here in my coffin, oh-so tight I've got no dick, but I love to bone On this night, I'm all but alone Ooh, baby, it's a lonely night My cheap pillow waifu feels so right I've got no dick, but I love to bone On this night, I'm all but alone
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
How to be cool! Don't eat and go swimming in the pool Or else I won't teach you how to be, how to be cool Please cut off the sides of my sandwich Or I will use, bad language, booger! I cannot drive a car but Velcro shoes gets me far Teach me, how to be cool When you are walking down the streets Don't eat the mysterious beefs Wanna be cool? (Yes) Wanna be tough? (Okay) Well, I hope you brushed your teeth enough Or do you wanna be a toothless bitch? (Why don't you) Get a clue, gain some height Just don't shit in thе shower tonight Or mom might find out The doctor told me thеre was blood in my stool Doctor, does that make me cool? No, you're dying!
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
Can you feel life moving through your mind? Looks like it came back for more Can you feel time slipping down your spine? Ohh You try and try to ignore But you can hardly swallow Your fears and pain When you can't help but follow It puts you right back where you came Bill and Sperm, cummin' on the edge of tomorrow Bill and Sperm, sucking dick in the white house Bill and Sperm, penis inspection in the courtroom Bill and Sperm, to my orthodox rabbi I now pray PRAY Bill: I did not have sexual relations with that bat Can you feel life tangle you up inside? (Yeah!) Now, you're face down on the floor, YEAHHHRGH But you can't save your sorrow, you came and sprayed When you can't help but follow It puts you right back where you came Bill and Sperm, he's nutting faster than the speed of sound Bill and Sperm, Shadow the hedgehog fucked my wife Bill and Sperm, now you're balder than Jabroni Mike Bill and Sperm, Mike is a doctor eggman lookalike BALD.. BALD!! BILL CLINTON! Mike is pregnant with Sonic's child Who's the father on the Maury show? But we all know, Mike cheated with Shadow Bill and Sperm, cummin' on the edge of tomorrow Bill and Sperm, Big the cat gave me diabetes Bill and Sperm, Knuckles the echidna fucks a bowl of wheates Bill and Sperm, the fuck is an echidna anyway? Bill and Sperm, the first Sonic cartoon was the best Bill and Sperm, Bill Clinton busted on your mother's breast Bill and Sperm, Triples born the throne awaits Bill and Sperm, Bill in the courtroom he masturbates I repeat, I did not have sexual relations with Mike
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
I've been thrown into a volcano, my ass is burnt Buttcheeks melting, my form has turnt Firestorm of ass, here I come My vengeance of fire has begun Shit to my left, fuck to my right And I don't have a dick anymore to fight You ask me, "why, why its time to die?" 'Cause one, two, three, I said, "fuck thee!" You're a dick and I'm on fire What does it mean to boil in the human fryer? I'm not a French fry and I refuse to die Nothing can contain my hate For my anger is too great Fuck Mike Love I'm medium rare with a spicy kick On your head, I will thrown a giant brick Lookout, watchout, I'm here to destroy All things you can enjoy Sledgеhammer meets your head A mouthful of spiders lеaves you dead It's a birthday cake full of laxatives Now you'll feel what bloody diarrhea is Shit yourself, fuck! A buffet of violence and the drinks are free Prepare yourself for onslaught of my pee One plus one equals four Now I'll slam your penis in the door You're a dick and I'm on fire What does it mean to boil in the human fryer? I'm not a French fry and I refuse to die (French fry, die) Nothing can contain my hate (Hate) For my anger is too great Annihilate, you look like masturbate Resurrected in bones, I'll possess all vinemons Fuck Mike Love in the penis (Penis) No time for peace, on you I'll sneeze (No peace, sneeze) Prepare for doom, in fire I have been consumed 'Cause I hate Mike Love
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
Oh, ah, oh, Minecraft song Oh, ah, oh, it is Minecraft time Hey! I've been, I've mining all day long I need to play to the Minecraft song Hey! My castle, my Minecraft super strong Now I feel crazy, while stroke my dong, huh Mining, mining, mining, I've been mining all day long I've been mining, mining to the Minecraft song Mining, mining, mining, I've been mining, mining, mine Grandma slowly dying to the Minecraft song Wake up, grab a brush and put a little make-up Hide the scars to fade away to shake-up the table The keys on the table? Here you go another fable, you wanted to Grab a brush and put a little make-up Mining, mining, mining, I'vе been mining all day long I've been mining, mining to the Minecraft song Mining, mining, mining, I'vе been mining, mining, mine Grandma's dying to the Minecraft, Minecraft song Mining, mining, mining, I've been mining all day long Mining, mining to the Minecraft song Mining, mining, mining, getting to the evil boss man Emptying grandma's ashes into the garbage can Mining, mining, mining, I've been mining all day long I've been mining, mining to the Minecraft song Mining, mining, mining, diamond, diamond, mine, mine, mine Creeper keeper Minecraft pickaxe mining dong all day Mining, mining, mining, mining, mining diamondelydong Minecraft feed the dingeledoo Minecraft Song Minecraft level getting the Minecraft sword Saving the princess in the evil Minecraft castle
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026