The Revnarok – Fifty Songs About Rev
Rev, Rev is shit He likes dick in his butt Rev is shit This song is dedicated to Rev being shit, uh Rev is shit Rev is shit Rev is Rev is Shit
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
You suck, you suck rev You really do suck rev, you do its a fact Rev sucks I hate the guy, i wish he would fucking die Rev sucks, men he fucks Rev sucks I hate his face, a disgrace to the human race Rev likes to suck dong, he probably wears a thong
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
Rev goes robbing, his penis is throbbing Rev likes to rob, some of that white glob Rev likes to go robbing at the spermbank And he likes cum in ass his and fuck you rev and uergh blergh The spermbank he explores, rev is the cumlord
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
Rev all I see when I look at you is like a walking turd alright? You have googley eyes and legs and you look like Mr potato head But you're a walking shit alright? I hate you
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
Hey jool are the beatles death metal?? Hey suck a dick yall eyy derr durr No they’re not rev You’re like the dumbest fucking metalhead I’ve ever talked to Ehyrghh is that a metal song?? is that metal song jool?? I hate you rev I fucking hate you Strawberry fields is not a metal song Neither is yellow submarine So is not let it be I’ll tell you one thing You can suck my dick
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
Here we go, another song about how stupid rev is Its not called pop Rev you can suck my cock Texas is a stupid place I wish you could burn your face Burn your face That’s right Fucker Burn faces I dunno man Its stupid lyrics But hey its metal ITS NOT CALLED SODA ITS NOT CALLED POP YOU FUCKING STUPID ASSHOLE I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
Alright well basically I fucked up. Rev does not only think that every soda is called a pop, but everything is called a “coke” in Texas. Every soda regardless of brand is now a stupid coke, alright? I’m making a new song, a whole new song dedicated how stupid this is. Here we go Okay fine I was maybe wrong Rev Maybe you call it a coke instead And I fucked up and I’ll be a man about it And I’ll offer you an apology okay? Suck my dick I’m always right Rev why are you Always so uptight? I dont care What you fucking call it I still think You’re dumb as hell You’re wrong Seriously wrong every time Don’t you fucking backtalk to me Why dont you go fuck a tree Rev I hate you go fuck a frog That’d be something to reblog SUCK. MY. DICK
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
Alright, another song about that fucking guy That happens to be fucking called COLON MUFFIN that is your name ALL THESE SONGS SOUND THE SAME This song might be, the stupidest song on the album Your name sounds like colon, and your last name sounds like muffin This is stupid, dumb title and this song is really going downhill COLON MUFFIN THAT IS YOUR NAME COLON MUFFIN, COLIN MUFFIN Fuck this
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
I cannot do drumfills Rev only lives in texas, because he likes cowboys and leather chaps And that is the only reason he lives there, true facts And he also uh, he also uh like went to the anal rodeo And that's a thing cause i invented it And rev would be there Cause that's the place he belongs TEXAS SUCKS AND SO DO YOU SUCKING DICK IS WHAT YOU LIKE TO DO REV LIKES CUM IN HAS FACE I HATE THAT STATE I HATE TEXAS But i'll give you guys credit on one thing You guys make some mean barbeque, but that's it
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
I'm going to steal weapons from Russia And then bomb your house Cause that's what you deserve You big dumb asshole Bomb your house Bomb your face Bomb you Don't think i'll won't do it, don't you ever think i won't do it Stealing is nukes is what i'm gonna do, just to get rid of you
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
You better not piss me off I have a ninja squad They have swords and ninja stars So one day Rev they will kill you Don't fuck with my ninjas They were expensive They'll dump your body in the sea These ninjas work just for me
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
I will chainsaw your dick right off, ueargh I'll take a fucking chainsaw to your dick As I watch you dying, your penis goes flying Say goodbye to your cock, as it goes right off I will cut your dick right off A chainsaw right into your balls That would probably suck When I jab it into your cock CHAINSAW COCK COOOCK
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
Meteor from deep space Right into your fucking face Falling from the sky It'll make you die Draw you final breath Its a cosmic death Oh, its a cosmic death You're having a nice day, you're walking around, sun's shining. But out of nowhere man, fireball! hits you in the face HITS YOU IN THE FACE Kickass way to die
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
Hey y'all its me rev everybody, errr i'm gonna stream some vidya games
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
Okay maybe, i'm a little bit sorry But i just hate you so damn much I hate Norway too, but for my hate for them isn't as strong as for you I WANT YOU TO GET EATEN BY A SHARK THEN I'LL BE SLEEPING TONIGHT REV I HATE YOU SO MUCH I HATE YOU MORE THAN THE DUTCH I CANT BELIEVE I WROTE THIS SONG BUT WHAT I CANT REALLY BELIEVE IS HOW MUCH YOU LOVE DONG
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
REV I WILL KILL YOU WITH A FLAMETHROWER THEN I'LL KILL YOU WITH A LAWNMOVER YOUR FACE WIL BE ON FIRE YOU ON FIRE IS WHAT I REQUIRE Rev once called me dumb Rev once called me dumb and now he'll burn He dare you call me dumb you will burn for this Oh how dare you Burn I'm not the dumb one, you're the dumb one you're dumb in the head
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
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Ready for the worst song on the album? fuck yes you are There i was streaming video games when rev came by He asked me if i wanted anal sex to try I told rev penis in my butt will make me die So rev didn't take that for an answer, so he started to cry Breaking my butt, rev tried Breaking my butt, rev tried to make love to my ass Breaking my butt, i swear to god this really happened Breaking my butt, my butt is sacrеd i dont want it there This story is completеly true Why would i lie to you? Rev will deny this story upside down But we all know he likes it in the brown There was this time where rev fucked a airplane Its totally true And i swear to god it was a jumbo yet, because i'll never forget Rev once fucked a airplane, must've hurt Rev once fucked a plane, he fucked plane must've hurt He made him squirt There was this time where he fucked A fucking cactus With his ass Rev once fucked a dinosaur And he slammed his dick in a door And he made love to a t-rex And it wasn't safe sex Did you know rev once went to china, just to ejaculate on the great wall cause he's a vagina Rev is a big sloppy pussy And i hate his fucking face And he once masturbated to a horse race Worst song
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
Satan is a friend of mine And sometimes we like to go bicycle riding Oh satan, satan satan satan I will open the book, from satan i took And immortal spell straight from hell Dark lord below in the fires that glow Power from the beast i will release Baphomets power in the dark hour It will devour your penis A magic spell to make your penis fall off A magic spell to maek your penis fall off Friends with the devil, kicks some ass But i can't stand it when he passes some gas FRIENDS WITH THE DEVIL FRIENDS WITH SATAN AND SOMETIMES WE GO BICYCLE RIDING On fridays i go drinking with my drinking buddy, the devil And yeah, i guеss. and on tuesdays we see movies UH I'M THE DEVIL AND I DONT KNOW JOEL I DONT KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT, OK? I DONT EVEN LIKE THIS SONG SO HE CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF Thе devil is my friend NO I'M NOT GO FUCK YOURSELF
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
DOLPHIN I will throw some crabs At your face And it will suck Cause crabs have claws and shit And those claws they hurt I'll go down to the fish market And pick up some crabs Then maybe i'll pick up a lobster Cause they have giant claws Then i'll steal some toxic waste And create a giant crab A giant crabarmy just for me, that's pretty cool don't you agree? I'll go on a killing spree, with my crabarmy I'll give every dolphin a gun, then my war is already won DONT FUCK WITH THE SEA THEY'LL SHOW NO MERCY
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
I'LL GET A SWORD The biggest i can afford And it’ll go right into your uh spinal cord Cause i am bored Really fucking bored And that's why i'll kill you with a sword A LEGENDARY SWORD THAT I GOT FROM THE MALL I WILL TAKE A HOCKEY STICK RIGHT INTO YOUR DICK I COULDN’T AFFORD A REAL SWORD SO I'LL JUST CHOP YOUR DICK OFF WITH A HOCKEY STICK I MIGHT OUT OF CASH BUT ATLEAST I DONT HAVE A DIAPER RASH REV SHOULD PUT HIS MEAT ROCKET RIGHT INTO A ELECTRICAL SOCKET I'm gonna end the song with an explosion
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
REV HE IS BORN AND THIS SONG IS ABOUT HIS LIFE AND THIS SONG IS ABOUT ALL OF HIS LIFE AND THIS NEXT PART IS ABOUT THE TIME HE GOT FUCKED BY A HORSE Hey y'all its me rev everybody And i'm gonna stream some vidya games And its gonna be sucking off a horse for yall uerghh Hey yall its me rev everybody I love them vidya games, and i live in texas And i love them horsecocks I love them horsecocks everybody Hey yall hey yall wanna stream hey yall aerhg
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
YEARGH I BRIBED SANTA TO NOT GIVE YOU ANY PRESENTS THIS YEAR REV WILL BE WITHOUT PRESENTS THIS CHRISTMAS TIME CAUSE HE'S A DICKASS YOU BETTER WATCH OUT YOU BETTER NOT CRY CAUSE SANTA CLAUSE IS MAKING YOU DIE I AM FRIENDS WITH SANTA CLAUSE AND THIS CHRISTMAS YOU WILL GET NO CHRISTMAS PRESENTS NO PRESENTS NO CHRISTMAS NO GIFT NO LEGO FOR YOU WITHOUT PRESENTS CHRISTMAS WILL BE SHIT
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
IS THIS THE REAL LIFE? Is this just rev being an asshole? Fucking a landslide, that is his fantasty Open the stream, look and see Rev Did you know Rev's real name is tiffany Cause rev is a asshole, he is the reason there is birth control Anyway this song blows, that doesn't matter to me Rev once fucked a man Put a gun against his head Said "suck my dick or you'll be dead" Rev would like to cum inside my asshole tonight But i told i am far too tight Rev oooooh Didn't mean to make you cry What i really want you to do is fucking die ooooohh This song is fucking stupid Rev i hate the guy He's really into anal crеampie And drilldos he likes to buy This song is truе Why would i lie to you? Gonna leave this song behind so you can face the truth Rev oooooohh I want you to fucking die I sometimes wish you was never born at all I hate you Choke on a dick
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
FART I bet you smell your own farts with that gasmask Rev what the fuck is wrong with you Smelling your own farts that's really gross I've had enough of this So go drown in a puddle of piss Drown in a puddle of piss Rev likes to smell his own farts Maybe i'll kill him with some darts Rev please go away Smelling your own farts is gross by the way First he'll eat some chicken soup Then he'll smell his awful poop When he's not farting in his gasmask He stores his farts in a flask Fart
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
You better watch out tonight Deadly bite, in the night A shadowy figure of death Red eyes will be your demise Dracula is my uncle Master of the night Kick you in the dick, he just might My uncle made his own cape With uh silvertape Lord of fright He'll get drunk tonight Vampire sinner He's always late for family dinner
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
HEY YALL GONNA GO FUCK MYSELF Back in the time to fuck yourself Time machine, you were thirteen Going back in time, to shoot some white slime A younger you To fucking screw
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
NO GOLDENEYE AND NO PIZZA FOR YOU
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
I know karate, I know kung-fu With these skills, I'll kick you Watch out dumbass, here I come For my dragon kicks will leave you numb I was trained by monks in the mountains To learn how to kick peoples faces clean off I spent a year to invoke fear With my kicks, you'll shit bricks I know karate, I know kung-fu With these skills, I'll kick you Watch out dumbass, here I come For my dragon kicks will leave you numb I was trained by monks in the mountains To learn how to kick peoples faces clean off
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
No guitars only keytar! I will find a place Where they'll eat your face They’re gonna capture you Make you into stew They'll make you into soup Then you'll be poop These cannibals live in tanzania And they’ll have diarrhea They'll make you into rev burritos And they'll make rev spaghetti And they'll make you into rev bbq I'm never using a keytar again
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
Yeah guitar! Oh no its 20 degrees! That's bullshit that's nothing to me I bet you dont even know how to ski Sweden's weather will make crawl Then i'll kill you with a snowball Rev you're a pussy You don't know cold You're a fucking waste Rev if you ever bring your ass here, in ice you will be incased Cmon HOW DARE YOU YOU CALLING SHIT COLD IS AN INSULT MY WEATHER IS COLD TEXAS IS NOTHING DUMBASS
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
DESTINATION MASTURBATION IS THE PLACE FOR YOU CLOWNS MOUTHS IS WHAT YOU LIKE TO JERK INTO REV LIKES TO JERK TO CLOWNS, WHAT A FREAK HELP IS SOMETHING YOU SHOULD SEEK REV FETISH IS CLOWNS BEFORE HE EJACULATES HE LIKES TO SQUEEZE THEIR NOSE
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
I WILL RIP YOUR STUPID HEAD RIGHT OFF IF YOU BRING YOUR STUPID ASS TO SWEDEN I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EVER ATTEMPT TO DO THIS I'LL HAVE EVERY SWEDISH PERSON COVER YOU IN PISS OH REV I'LL HAVE EVERY SWEDISH PERSON COVER YOU IN PISS
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH THE PRESIDENT AND I'VE SEEN YOUR FANFICTION YEAH I SAW YOUR FUCKING OBAMA FANFICTION DONT TRY TO DENY IT I SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES YOU'D LIKE TO MASTURBATE IN THE OVAL OFFICE REV ONCE FUCKED A LLAMA AND THEN HE'D LIKE TO FUCK OBAMA
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
The warden threw a party in the county jail The prison band was there and THEY SAID FUCK YOU REV JAILHOUSE ROCK ISNT A BLACK METAL REV SO IS NOT IN THE GHETTO SUSPICIOUS MIND ISN'T BLACK METAL EITHER ELVIS PRESLEY ISN'T BLACK METAL Everybody in the whole cell block Was saying fuck you rev
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
You know what would make my day a little bit more fun? Send you to the sun I've just got to steal like a space rocket right? I'll get some ducttape and like you know ducttape you to the rocket and like with a bunch of matches i'll lit the fuse and you'll fly into the sun And you better pack some suntan lotion, you big jerk Because i'm sending you there first class ticket And you're gonna burn
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
Listen here rev You think you're so tall By saying ooh i'm 6'3, or 6'9 or 7'11 I dont care But tell you what rev, i know your goddamn secret man I'm gonna expose you man They're all gonna know rev They're all gonna know Rev isn't tall at all He's actually just as tall as a golf ball Rev belongs in the wizard of oz Wait a minute i think he was For the record man 5'11 is better than you
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
Watch your fucking mouth, i have feelings too
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
Throughout all of history How he fits that thing inside is a mystery Dildo His hat is a dildo Rev has yet to admit He once fucked a banana split
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
Fred durst in the house mothafucka Keep rolling rolling rolling mothafucka shit Fred durst in the mothafucking hizzayyy I did it all for the nookie cheayh Break stuff rolling sdgfsdfgs Limp bizkut forever bitzchess My way or the highway Did it all for the nookie Cheayyh FRED DURST IS AN ASSHOLE HE ALMOST KILLED ROCK AND ROLL INSULTING TO METAL AND RAP LIMP BIZKIT IS PURE CRAP I HATED YOU WHEN I WAS 10 YEARS OLD AND I HATE YOU EVEN MORE NOW
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
BREAKFAST TACOS IS THE WEIRDEST THING I'VE HEARD FOR BREAKFAST YOU HAVE CEREAL NOT FUCKING TACOS UHH BREAKFAST TACOS THE DUMBEST THING I'VE HEARD THAT IS JUST PLAIN ABSURD REV YOU NEED TO EAT CEREAL AND SANDWICHES NOT FUCKING BREAKFAST TACOS CAPTAIN CRUNCH, COUNT CHOCULA, LUCKY CHARMS IS A BETTER BREAKFAST
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
REV'S A BUTT
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
REV REALLY DOES THIS HE'S WEIRD AND REV HAS WEIRD TASTES AND YOU KNOW WHAT RHYMES WITH CHIPS? NIPS? HE RUBS THEM ON HIS NIPS REV RUBS CHIPS ON HIS NIPS HE'S A WEIRDO OH YEAH REV IS A WEIRDO REV PUTS MUSTARD ON HIS CHIPS FOR THAT I WANT HIM TO STARE INTO A SOLAR ECLIPSE I DIDN'T RIP OFF MARIO ERGH What the fuck is wrong with you rev
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
Rev bleeds out of his butt Maybe he has a busted nut
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
Poopface dumbass, that's you
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
Its so heavy i cannot have you listen to this, its so heavy you'll die and your face will be melted and yadadada i'm sorry, i'll get you one second, only okay? just one, 3 2 1
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
Rev's face is actually roadkill- And this song is going downhill This is a song i'll probably undue But atleast i dont tape dead animals with glue
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
Alright fine fine fine i do respect rev and i think he's an awesome friend, ok there you have it? okay? are you happy are you satisfied that i said it, that i actually like rev? huh? well there you have it i guess pft
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
JUST KIDDING I THINK YOU SMELL LIKE POOP I THINK YOU SMELL LIKE POOP REV YOU SMELL LIKE POOP There you have it 50 songs about rev, the best album in the world!!
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026