Man’s Not Hot

Yo, Big Boy Paul, Big Balls Paul The one and only! Man's not hot Boom Two plus two is four Minus one that's three, quick maths Everyday man's on the block Smoke trees See your girl in the park That girl is a uckers When the ting went quack-quack-quack You man were ducking Hold tight, Asznee He's got the pumpy Hold tight, my man He's got the frisbee I trap, trap, trap on the phone Movin' that cornflakes Rice Krispies Hold tight, my girl Whitney On, on, on, on, on the road doin' ten toes Like my toes You man thought I froze I see a peng girl, then I pose If she ain't on it, I ghost Hah, look at your nose You donut Nose long like garden hose I tell her man's not hot I tell her man's not hot The girl told me, "Take off your jacket" I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (never hot) I tell her man's not hot (never hot) I tell her man's not hot (never hot) The girl told me, "Take off your jacket" I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (never hot) Hop out the four-door with the .44 It was one, two, three and four Chillin' in the corridor Your dad is forty-four And he's still callin' man for a draw (look at him) Let him know When I see him I'm gonna spin his jaw Take man's Twix by force Send man's shop by force Your girl knows I've got the sauce No ketchup Just sauce Raw sauce Ah, yo, boom, ah The ting goes skrrrahh (ah) Pap, pap, ka-ka-ka (ka) Skidiki-pap-pap And a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom Skya (ah) Du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun Poom, poom You don' know I tell her man's not hot I tell her man's not hot The girl told me, "Take off your jacket" I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (never hot) I tell her man's not hot (never hot) I tell her man's not hot (never hot) The girl told me, "Take off your jacket" I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (never hot) ABCD! Boom! The ting goes skrrrahh (ah) Pap, pap, ka-ka-ka (ka) Skidiki-pap-pap And a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom Skya (ah) Du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun Poom, poom You don' know Man's not hot Big Balls Paul This is We Butter The Bread With Butter! You don' know

Submitted by MetalElf — Feb 22, 2026