Transylvania 90210: Songs of Death, Dying and the Dead

The following is an audio recording Contains songs of death, dying, and the dead To avoid fainting keep reminding yourself, it's only a recording

Submitted by MetalElf — Feb 22, 2026

I'm dying from my own disease I'm a villain, I'm a murderer and the victim is me I've got a date with fate and I just can't wait I'll see you all down at the morgue I need some coffee, a corpse, and a cigarette Just in case that I get bored Red, white and bruised, and bathed in sin I've been through hell and back again Bury me now and say it's the end Oh my god, look at what the bats dragged in I'm pissing into the wind I got a face full of it, lick my lips, and do it again My claim to fame is I've got no shame A corpse is a corpse of course I've got a handful of nails and a crucifix Just in case that I get bored Red, white and bruised, and bathed in sin I've been through hell and back again Bury me now and say it's the end Oh my god, look at what the bats dragged in Red, white and bruised, and bathed in sin I've been through hell and back again Bury me now and say it's the end Oh my god, look at what the bats dragged in Oh my god, look at what the bats dragged in

Submitted by MetalElf — Feb 22, 2026

I'm damned if I voodoo, and I'm dead if I don't Kick the crypt and baby walk with me And we'll find a new place to haunt Now the dead can't die, they're not alive I've got one walking by my side It's a curse, a hex, tell me what comes next Tie the noose around my neck See you in the graveyard at midnight Such a horrifying delight Your ice-cold touch, it feels so right And just last night I walked with a zombie, zombie, zombie I walked with a zombie, zombie, zombie I walked with a zombie Her stare is so demanding and her clothes are so commanding She makes me feel like a kid in a candy shop With my head on the butcher block You're the only one for me, I'm in love with a decomposing zombie Beauty's on duty in this horror movie Make me spill my guts with just one touch See you in the graveyard at midnight Such a horrifying delight Your ice-cold touch, it feels so right And just last night I walked with a zombie, zombie, zombie I walked with a zombie, zombie, zombie I walked with a zombie She makes me do everything she wants me to And that's okay with me because I'm walking with a zombie See you in the graveyard at midnight Such a horrifying delight Your ice-cold touch, it feels so right And just last night I walked with a zombie, zombie, zombie I walked with a zombie, zombie, zombie I walked with a zombie, zombie, zombie I walked with a zombie, zombie, zombie I walked with a Zombie, zombie, zombie, zombie

Submitted by MetalElf — Feb 22, 2026

A bullet in your head is how I want it Your body on the floor -- a Kodak moment You're a waste of air and a waste of space I want sharp objects to fly into your face I hate you now more than I ever did I wanna kill you, dig you up and do it again I want a car to run over your head Put it in reverse and do it again And I would be lying if I said that it wasn't true I only want bad things to happen to you I want bad things to happen to you I want bad things to happen to you I want very bad things to happen to you It would be really great if you drowned in a lake Or put a bag over your face and watched you suffocate I'd celebrate at your wake, I'd bake myself a cake 'Cause you're my favorite person that I love to hate And you're the reason that murder should be legalized If it was, you'd be dead and in the ground by five Just in case I forgot to say -- I hate you motherfucker in the very worst way And I would be lying if I said that it wasn't true I only want bad things to happen to you I want bad things to happen to you I want bad things to happen to you I want very bad things to happen to you I want bad things to happen to you I want bad things to happen to you I want bad things to happen to you I want very bad things to happen to you I want bad things to happen to you I want bad things to happen to you I want bad things to happen to you I want very bad things to happen to you

Submitted by MetalElf — Feb 22, 2026

I hear the devil and he's calling me In the house by the cemetery Ghouls and creeps fucking gather 'round For the evil that's going down Get down! Blood in the cradle, guess your baby's dead The boogie man came and chopped off its head Knots in the noose, baby duck, duck, goose White knuckle paranoia, the stitches coming loose Now you scream in horror But there's no need to bother So raise your hands up high Reach for the sky, motherfucker, die I hear the devil and he's calling me In the house by the cemetery Ghouls and creeps fucking gather 'round For the evil that's going down I hear the devil and he's calling me In the house by the cemetery This house of horrors has thirteen doors Behind each one is thirteen more Murder by numbers, count 'em one, two, three Nail up the coffin and fucking bury me Now you scream in horror But there's no need to bother So raise your hands up high Reach for the sky, motherfucker, die I hear the devil and he's calling me In the house by the cemetery Ghouls and creeps fucking gather 'round For the evil that's going down Get down! Now you scream in horror But there's no need to bother So raise your hands up high Reach for the sky, motherfucker, die I hear the devil and he's calling me In the house by the cemetery Ghouls and creeps fucking gather 'round For the evil that's going down I hear the devil and he's calling me In the house by the cemetery

Submitted by MetalElf — Feb 22, 2026

I've made a fist but I cannot knock upon that door 'Cause once I walk through it I won't be coming back no more It's strange how everything can change oh, so very fast Somewhere someone out there will always have the last laugh Just say a prayer for me, in case I forget And when you speak of me, don't say it in regret Life's a grave...dig it I'll put the noose around my neck Will you get to me just in time? I've got no reason left to live But I've got a hundred to die I'll put my hands together now Hold them up to the sky But there's no one to save me, yeah 'Cause I know...God is a lie God is a lie Everyday I look at myself and I wonder why I have written the soundtrack to the end of my life And as I climb this ladder now it is certain I will fall God, he must be deaf because he never heard me call Just say a prayer for me, in case I forget And when you speak of me, don't say it in regret Life's a grave...dig it I'll put the noose around my neck Will you get to me just in time? I've got no reason left to live But I've got a hundred to die I'll put my hands together now Hold them up to the sky But there's no one to save me, yeah 'Cause I know...God is a lie God is a lie Somebody save me! Just say a prayer for me, in case I forget And when you speak of me, don't say it in regret Life's a grave...dig it I'll put the noose around my neck Will you get to me just in time? I've got no reason left to live But I've got a hundred to die I'll put my hands together now Hold them up to the sky But there's no one to save me, yeah 'Cause I know...God is a lie God is a lie

Submitted by MetalElf — Feb 22, 2026

This Halloween I think that we should be together Just for old time's sake I wanna hear you scream just like You used to when we were only thirteen Now the candle's burning out And the pumpkin's rotting away I just want you here beside me On this lonesome Halloween day Sitting in the dark Drinking my own blood And a voice, it whispers, "Hello my love" Haunt me, haunt me like you used to Won't you scare me, oh Haunt me, haunt me like you used to I love you best when you scare me to death I'm laying in our bed with these Tainted sheets pulled right over my head I'm singing all our favorite songs out loud And I'm hoping you can hear them somehow Now the candle's burning out And the pumpkin's rotting away I just want you here beside me On this lonesome Halloween day Sitting in the dark Drinking my own blood And a voice, it whispers, "Hello my love" Haunt me, haunt me like you used to Won't you scare me, oh Haunt me, haunt me like you used to I love you best when you scare me to death Haunt me, haunt me like you used to Won't you scare me, oh Haunt me, haunt me like you used to I love you best when you scare me to death Every word you said, it ricochets Just like a bullet in my head I wish that you could see that our love Is bringing out the dead in me Now the candle's burning out And the pumpkin's rotting away I just want you here beside me On this lonesome Halloween day Sitting in the dark Drinking my own blood And a voice, it whispers, "Hello my love" Haunt me, haunt me like you used to Won't you scare me, oh Haunt me, haunt me like you used to I love you best when you scare me to death Haunt me, haunt me like you used to Won't you scare me, oh Haunt me, haunt me like you used to I love you best when you scare me to death

Submitted by MetalElf — Feb 22, 2026

My room came alive, my dog just died, stacked 13 pennies in his eyes I stared at the wall, it stared back at me Started to breath and then it started to bleed The moon cracked open and it started to flow And my future was exposed The gods gave me my own TV show and they called it Transylvania 90210 I had a plastic casket with candy bones inside I put the skeleton together and it came to life He said that I looked bored, he took a knife from the drawer He said kill for me, what are you waiting for? The moon cracked open and it started to flow And my future was exposed The gods gave me my own TV show and they called it Transylvania 90210 The moon cracked open and it started to flow And my future was exposed The gods gave me my own TV show and they called it Transylvania 90210 Transylvania 90210 Tranyslvania 90210 Transylvania 90210

Submitted by MetalElf — Feb 22, 2026

Goddamn here we go, off to the graveyard, go, go, go Give 'em to me decayed, give 'em to me anyway I don't care 'cause you know I only want you Dead, dead, dead You know I want you Dead, dead, dead You know I want you Crawling from your grave, calling out my name Begging for my brains saying, hey, hey, hey I want you to take my hand and tell me I'm your man And I only want you dead Hey ho, let's go to hell, I've got a room reserved And I'll see you there, make me die slowly, butcher me and hold me I don't care 'cause you know I only want you Dead, dead, dead You know I want you Dead, dead, dead You know I want you Crawling from your grave, calling out my name Begging for my brains saying, hey, hey, hey I want you to take my hand and tell me I'm your man And I only want you dead Fuck yeah, it's understood, necro-feelin' great, necro-feelin' good Give 'em to me decayed, give 'em to me anyway I don't care 'cause you know I only want you Dead, dead, dead You know I want you Dead, dead, dead You know I want you Crawling from your grave, calling out my name Begging for my brains saying, hey, hey, hey I want you to take my hand and tell me I'm your man And I only want you dead

Submitted by MetalElf — Feb 22, 2026

Merry Christmas, ho ho ho I'll be six feet under the snow Jingle bells along the way I'm a dead motherfucker and I'm counting my days I've been too naughty, I forgot to be nice I guess violence is my vice So check your list Santa and check it twice I'm a dead motherfucker all right I'll be buried by Christmas I'll be buried by Christmas I'll be buried by Christmas I'll be buried by Christmas I'll be buried by Christmas I'll be buried by Christmas I'll be buried by Christmas I'll be buried by Christmas Yeah, yeah (All I want for Christmas is a custom fit casket with black velvet interior... Oh yeah, and a bucket of chicken) Seasons beatings and a jolly farewell By Christmas Eve, I'll be rotting so well In a one horse open sleigh Straight to hell laughing all the way I've been too naughty, I forgot to be nice I guess violence is my vice So check your list Santa and check it twice I'm a dead motherfucker all right I'll be buried by Christmas I'll be buried by Christmas I'll be buried by Christmas I'll be buried by Christmas I'll be buried by Christmas I'll be buried by Christmas I'll be buried by Christmas I'll be buried by Christmas Yeah, yeah (Santa, if you're out there, and you can hear me, your fat ass better have me a freshly dug grave) I'll be buried by Christmas I'll be buried by Christmas I'll be buried by Christmas I'll be buried by Christmas I'll be buried by Christmas I'll be buried by Christmas I'll be buried by Christmas I'll be buried by Christmas Yeah, yeah

Submitted by MetalElf — Feb 22, 2026

Raise your wrist up in the air And wave your razorblades like you just don't care Use your voice, make homicide your choice Politics coming straight from the crypt Stirring up the world with its ugly stick Put your faith in a shallow grave today Red, yellow, black or white It doesn't matter -- everyone dies tonight Elect death, death for president Elect death, death for president Elect death, death for president Elect death Hooray for homicide My left wing's baked and my right wing's fried Vote for me and I'll legalize everything Splish splash you're in a blood bath Intentionally headed down the wrong path But a dollar sign won't make you smile in your grave Red, yellow, black or white It doesn't matter -- everyone dies tonight Elect death, death for president Elect death, death for president Elect death, death for president Elect death I'm on your side! Elect death, death for president Elect death, death for president Elect death, death for president Elect death Vote for me! Red, yellow, black or white It doesn't matter -- everyone dies tonight Elect death, death for president Elect death, death for president Elect death, death for president Elect death Trust in me Elect death, death for president Elect death, death for president Elect death, death for president Elect death

Submitted by MetalElf — Feb 22, 2026

You and me were once a fairy tale in love No happily ever after, just a horrorble disaster You tried to drag me down, so I put you in the ground You brought it on yourself and now this coffin fits you well I tell my love goodbye I watched the dirt fall by your side You I could never trust Ashes to ashes, dust to dust Rot, rot for me, my darling, rot for me So rot, rot for me, my darling, rot for me I carved it in your chest so you'd never forget And I loved you to death, and I'll take your final breath I hope you understand that our story had to end Now I lay you down to sleep And pray the worms your soul to keep I tell my love goodbye I watched the dirt fall by your side You I could never trust Ashes to ashes, dust to dust Rot, rot for me, my darling, rot for me So rot, rot for me, my darling, rot for me Ashes to ashes, dust to dust Ashes to ashes, dust to dust I tell my love goodbye I watched the dirt fall by your side You I could never trust Ashes to ashes, dust to dust Rot, rot for me, my darling, rot for me So rot, rot for me, my darling, rot for me

Submitted by MetalElf — Feb 22, 2026

I knew that life wouldn't be the same after that fateful day Dreams were crushed and who's to blame for all my hurt and pain Can someone tell me why, why did all of my heroes die? And now there's nothing left but this black heart of mine just cheating death Just cheating death I know I'll always get my thrill in that house on Haunted Hill I know that life can be a gas locked inside that house of wax Some people prefer the finer things in life I'm alright just hanging out with the ghost of Vincent Price Some people prefer the finer things in life I'm alright just hanging out with the ghost, with the ghost of Vincent Price It's so strange how my life suddenly went black and white Like a movie on the screen with Vincent Price co-starring me It's such a late, late, late show And when it ends, nobody knows I never question my sanity when the Lord of the Dead is watching over me Watching over me I know I'll always get my thrill in that house on Haunted Hill I know that life can be a gas locked inside that house of wax Some people prefer the finer things in life I'm alright just hanging out with the ghost of Vincent Price Some people prefer the finer things in life I'm alright just hanging out with the ghost, with the ghost of Vincent Price I know I'll always get my thrill in that house on Haunted Hill I know that life can be a gas locked inside that house of wax Some people prefer the finer things in life I'm alright just hanging out with the ghost of Vincent Price Some people prefer the finer things in life I'm alright just hanging out with the ghost, with the ghost of Vincent Price With the ghost of Vincent Price With the ghost of Vincent Price With the ghost of Vincent Price With the ghost of Vincent Price

Submitted by MetalElf — Feb 22, 2026

Lost in a familiar place This channel will not change This feeling's all too strange It's like home in many ways Got nothing left inside Onto the darker side Into the darkness we ride On a bullet named Christ They swarm us all like flies Don't know the wrong from right There comes a time to decide I'll choose the darker side Got nothing left inside Onto the darker side Into the darkness we ride On a bullet named Christ Into the darkness we ride On a bullet named Christ Into the darkness we ride Into the darkness we ride On a bullet named Christ Into the darkness we ride Into the darkness we ride On a bullet named Christ Into the darkness we ride Got nothing left inside Onto the darker side Into the darkness we ride On a bullet named Christ On a bullet named Christ On a bullet named Christ On a bullet named Christ On a bullet named Christ

Submitted by MetalElf — Feb 22, 2026